Baloney Sandwiches - Revision history

Kenster: Who's Steve Wozniak?

2020-01-15T03:42:49Z

Who's Steve Wozniak?

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	*Most famously used during the beginning of The Epic War, dropped on a self-destruct button, detonating huge numbers of nuclear warheads, ravaging Earth.		*Most famously used during the beginning of The Epic War, dropped on a self-destruct button, detonating huge numbers of nuclear warheads, ravaging Earth.

	*Against Jokermingo in the first years of ~~The~~ Galactic War.		*Against Jokermingo in the first years of the Galactic War.

	*Accidentally dropped off the Sears Tower.		*Accidentally dropped off the Sears Tower.
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	*Bust size growing (only female characters)		*Bust size growing (only female characters)
	*Karma growing		*Karma growing
	*Obsession with Steve Jobs (the founder of Apple).		*Obsession with Steve Jobs (the co-founder of Apple).
	*Great obsession with watching the washing machines getting on with a lawnmower.		*Great obsession with watching the washing machines getting on with a lawnmower.
	*Obsession with [[Windows Jibberish]].		*Obsession with [[Windows Jibberish]].

2020-01-14T10:48:40Z

Side effects

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	*G-major [[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet\|diarrhea]]		*G-major [[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet\|diarrhea]]
	*Operating System crashes		*Operating System crashes
	*Urge to sing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley		*Urge to sing ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley
	*Obsession with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black		*Obsession with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black
	*Urge to get it on with a chainsaw/buzzsaw		*Urge to get it on with a chainsaw/buzzsaw

2019-10-29T10:25:33Z

Uses

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	*Accidentally dropped off the Sears Tower.		*Accidentally dropped off the Sears Tower.

	*Accidentally dropped on the Thunderbirds101 TV Space Station's Self-Destruct Button.		*Accidentally dropped on the [[Thunderbirds101]] TV Space Station's Self-Destruct Button.
	*The Pieboy Tower and the EmergencyRanger Tower were hit with baloney sandwiches by Scotty when he went mental one day, authorities shot him in the bollocks.		*The Pieboy Tower and the EmergencyRanger Tower were hit with baloney sandwiches by Scotty when he went mental one day, authorities shot him in the bollocks.
	*Scotty used Baloney Sandwiches as explosives in the Boston Marathon bombing and West Texas fertilizer explosion.		*Scotty used Baloney Sandwiches as explosives in the Boston Marathon bombing and West Texas fertilizer explosion.

2019-10-29T10:25:11Z

Origin

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	== Origin ==		== Origin ==
	[[Radar Overseer Scotty]] is suspected of creating the Baloney Sandwiches. After the war against Jokermingo, Scotty continued to make the explosives for protection (in case the forces of Zombiemingo came knocking). Sam's first endeavor with the Baloney Sandwiches occurred when Scotty dropped one of them off the Sears Tower		[[Radar Overseer Scotty]] is suspected of creating the Baloney Sandwiches. After the war against [[Jokermingo0044\|Jokermingo]], Scotty continued to make the explosives for protection (in case the forces of Zombiemingo came knocking). Sam's first endeavor with the Baloney Sandwiches occurred when Scotty dropped one of them off the Sears Tower

	Other than its creator, nothing, in particular, is known about the origin of the baloney sandwiches.		Other than its creator, nothing, in particular, is known about the origin of the baloney sandwiches.

2019-10-06T07:17:15Z

Side effects

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	*Obsession with Steve Jobs (the founder of Apple).		*Obsession with Steve Jobs (the founder of Apple).
	*Great obsession with watching the washing machines getting on with a lawnmower.		*Great obsession with watching the washing machines getting on with a lawnmower.
	*Obsession with Windows Jibberish.		*Obsession with [[Windows Jibberish]].
	*Dependence using Windows Anonymous.		*Dependence using Windows Anonymous.
	*Intense Vomiting		*Intense Vomiting

2019-10-04T11:29:54Z

2019-09-14T02:15:37Z

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	* TVI101 has banned baloney sandwiches aboard the TVI101 Module of the TB101 Space Station.		* TVI101 has banned baloney sandwiches aboard the TVI101 Module of the TB101 Space Station.
	[[Category:Foods]]		[[Category:Foods]]
			[[Category:Superweapons]]
			[[Category:Antagonists]]

2019-08-30T06:21:55Z

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	[[File:Baloney_Sandwich.png\|thumb\|A generic baloney sandwich]]'''Baloney Sandwiches''' are food items and extremely powerful charges that have the potentially destructive energy capable of destroying an entire soccer stadium. It has been Sam's number one inanimate adversary since [[The Epic War\|the Epic War]].		[[File:Baloney_Sandwich.png\|thumb\|A generic baloney sandwich]]'''Baloney Sandwiches''' are food items and extremely powerful charges that have the potentially destructive energy capable of destroying an entire soccer stadium. It has been [[Microsoft Sam\|Sam]]'s number one inanimate adversary since [[The Epic War\|the Epic War]].

	== Origin ==		== Origin ==

2019-07-21T07:25:09Z

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	*Some of the Baloney Sandwiches that Scotty eats are made from TheBaloneyboy.		*Some of the Baloney Sandwiches that Scotty eats are made from TheBaloneyboy.
	* TVI101 has banned baloney sandwiches aboard the TVI101 Module of the TB101 Space Station.		* TVI101 has banned baloney sandwiches aboard the TVI101 Module of the TB101 Space Station.
			[[Category:Foods]]

2019-05-30T09:12:14Z

Side effects

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	*Intense Vomiting		*Intense Vomiting
	*Seizures		*Seizures
	*G-major diarrhea		*G-major [[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet\|diarrhea]]
	*Operating System crashes		*Operating System crashes
	*Urge to sing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley		*Urge to sing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley