List of IWAY Cookie Flavors - Revision history

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	<blockquote>There are many flavors to an IWAY Cookie.</blockquote>[[File:IWAY_Cookie_Box.png\|thumb\|An IWAY Cookie Box]]		<blockquote>There are many flavors to an IWAY Cookie.</blockquote>[[File:IWAY_Cookie_Box.png\|thumb\|An IWAY Cookie Box]]
	[[File:IWAY_Cookies_Box_(Kenstertube).png\|thumb\|An IWAY Cookie Box from ~~Kenstertube~~]]		[[File:IWAY_Cookies_Box_(Kenstertube).png\|thumb\|An IWAY Cookie Box from RoboFreaks]]

	This is a list of all documented flavors of [[IWAY Cookies]].		This is a list of all documented flavors of [[IWAY Cookies]].
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	*Channel 4 - Makes you watch the Channel 4 "Fourscore" ident for 24 hours straight.		*Channel 4 - Makes you watch the Channel 4 "Fourscore" ident for 24 hours straight.

	===~~Kenstertube~~===		===RoboFreaks===

	*'''Triple Chocolate Chip''' - What makes this different from double chocolate is that the milk in the ingredients is chocolate milk.		*'''Triple Chocolate Chip''' - What makes this different from double chocolate is that the milk in the ingredients is chocolate milk.

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	*Venezuela - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like Hugo Chavez's red beret which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to: denounce the U.S., promote the Bolivarian Revolution, be racist to Jews under the guise of supporting Palestine, and imprison anti-socialism activists in an abandoned shopping mall-turned-NSA ripoff's headquarters. Mainly sold in Venezuela and other Latin American nations affected by the pink tide.		*Venezuela - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like Hugo Chavez's red beret which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to: denounce the U.S., promote the Bolivarian Revolution, be racist to Jews under the guise of supporting Palestine, and imprison anti-socialism activists in an abandoned shopping mall-turned-NSA ripoff's headquarters. Mainly sold in Venezuela and other Latin American nations affected by the pink tide.
	*mark3611 - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like a sea turtle which if consumed by someone who has never seen his videos, gives them urges to use Suicide Putty and The Big City Toilet, live in a rundown, 80-year-old bungalow, and have a permanent seal added to the corner of their left/right eye. You can turn back to normal by eating the Strawberry Starlight CookiePop.		*mark3611 - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like a sea turtle which if consumed by someone who has never seen his videos, gives them urges to use Suicide Putty and The Big City Toilet, live in a rundown, 80-year-old bungalow, and have a permanent seal added to the corner of their left/right eye. You can turn back to normal by eating the Strawberry Starlight CookiePop.
	*Massachusetts - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring shaped like the state of Massachusetts, which if consumed by a non-Massachusetts resident, gives them urges to visit Massachusetts, sing "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" and other Dropkick Murphys songs, and become a fan of Massachusetts sports teams. If eaten by a Massachusetts native, nothing happens.		*Massachusetts - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring shaped like the state of Massachusetts, which if consumed by a non-Massachusetts resident, gives them urges to visit Massachusetts, sing "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" and other Dropkick Murphys songs, and become a fan of Massachusetts sports teams (and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers). If eaten by a Massachusetts native, nothing happens.
	*Robbie Rotten - A cookie shaped like Robbie Rotten's head, which if consumed, turns the consumer into a Villain Number One. If consumed by Sportaflop or heroes/superheroes, he has/they have a ''SUGAR MELTDOWN'', and if consumed by LazyTown fans or villains, nothing happens.		*Robbie Rotten - A cookie shaped like Robbie Rotten's head, which if consumed, turns the consumer into a Villain Number One. If consumed by Sportaflop or heroes/superheroes, he has/they have a ''SUGAR MELTDOWN'', and if consumed by LazyTown fans or villains, nothing happens.
	*Steve - A cookie shaped like Steve's Handy Dandy Notebook, if consumed by someone it turns the consumer into a green striped shirt-wearing man who constantly solves mysteries in a continual cycle with a blue dog and live in a world of talking utensils. If consumed by a ''Blue's Clues'' fan or a jazz musician, nothing happens.		*Steve - A cookie shaped like Steve's Handy Dandy Notebook, if consumed by someone it turns the consumer into a green striped shirt-wearing man who constantly solves mysteries in a continual cycle with a blue dog and live in a world of talking utensils. If consumed by a ''Blue's Clues'' fan or a jazz musician, nothing happens.

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	*Blazing Dragons - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Blazing Dragons'' and the ''Blazing Dragons'' videogame instead.		*Blazing Dragons - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Blazing Dragons'' and the ''Blazing Dragons'' videogame instead.
	*Power Rangers - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Power Rangers'' and ''Super Sentai'' instead.		*Power Rangers - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Power Rangers'' and ''Super Sentai'' instead.
			*Boredom - A cookie shaped like Barney's ''face'' that gives you urges to sing some of Barney the Saur's favorite songs such as "G.I. Joe", "Wobniar", "I Love Me", and "Carnival of Carnivals", while also making people's happy faces sad ones again.

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	*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board.		*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board.
	*'''Windows Vista''' - Makes you love Windows Vista for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.		*'''Windows Vista SP2''' - Makes you love Windows Vista SP2 for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.
	*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.		*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.
	*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does...		*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does...

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	In the FairPlay137-TTS Universe, Special IWAY Cookie flavors are created not only in the ROFL City Official IWAY Factory, but they also are imported from other universes as well.		In the FairPlay137-TTS Universe, Special IWAY Cookie flavors are created not only in the ROFL City Official IWAY Factory, but they also are imported from other universes as well.

	*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board~~. Initially rejected, but was accepted once Mac Alex became a member of Team IWAY~~.		*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board.
	*'''Windows Vista''' - Makes you love Windows Vista for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.		*'''Windows Vista''' - Makes you love Windows Vista for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.
	*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.		*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.
	*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does..~~. Was ''almost'' rejected, but then it was discovered that FP137!Mac Alex (apparently) has a secret affection for tacos~~.		*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does...

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	*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
	*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spider Web-Infested Basement mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spider Web-Infested Basement mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
	*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet~~, all mixed~~ with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet and cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
			*Sagrada Diarrhea - This flavor is created by mixing the debris from the Sagrada Família construction site and the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet with cookie dough. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, and death. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.

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Special Flavors

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	==Special Flavors==		==Special Flavors==

	*'''Chocolate Chip Vanilla''' - A flavor created by a tribe in the The ROFL Island Chain. This flavor is a black chocolate-flavored IWAY cookie with white chocolate chip-shaped vanilla on the top. It is cherished as a favorite dessert and celebration snack to the ROFL Island natives. ~~Originally discovered~~ by AceOfSpadesProduc100.		*'''Chocolate Chip Vanilla''' - A flavor created by a tribe in the The ROFL Island Chain. This flavor is a black chocolate-flavored IWAY cookie with white chocolate chip-shaped vanilla on the top. It is cherished as a favorite dessert and celebration snack to the ROFL Island natives. Provided by AceOfSpadesProduc100.

	*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.		*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.

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	*PB&J Otter - A cookie shaped like a Babbleberry Pie that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of ''PB&J Otter'' and sing all the songs from the show.		*PB&J Otter - A cookie shaped like a Babbleberry Pie that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of ''PB&J Otter'' and sing all the songs from the show.
	*Waifu - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives people the urge to call any fictional lady character they consider beautiful a "waifu".		*Waifu - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives people the urge to call any fictional lady character they consider beautiful a "waifu".
	*Toad Patrol - ~~A cookie~~ with ~~specialized flavoring that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of~~ ''Toad Patrol''.		*Toad Patrol - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Toad Patrol'' instead.
	*Blazing Dragons - Same as ~~Toad Patrol~~, but it ~~gives~~ you ~~urges to watch~~ ''Blazing Dragons'' and ~~play~~ the ''Blazing Dragons'' videogame instead.		*Blazing Dragons - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Blazing Dragons'' and the ''Blazing Dragons'' videogame instead.
	*Power Rangers - Same as ~~above~~, but it ~~gives~~ you ~~urges to watch all the~~ ''Power Rangers'' and ''Super Sentai'' ~~shows ever made~~ instead.		*Power Rangers - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Power Rangers'' and ''Super Sentai'' instead.

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	*Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
	*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
	*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's ~~Spiderweb~~-Infested ~~Garage~~ mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spider Web-Infested Basement mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
	*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet, all mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.

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Rejected flavors

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	*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.		*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.

	*Creepypasta - A ~~discontinued flavor which is still sold in [[Mexico]]. It was the first~~ sugar cookie ~~in the IWAY Cookies line,~~ with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It ~~caused~~ the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because of ~~health reasons~~ and ~~that the fact that~~ IWAY ~~Corp~~'~~s CEO hates~~ Creepypasta.		*Creepypasta - A sugar cookie with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It causes the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because staff feared that reading Creepypastas would inspire people to imitate the villains of Creepypastas and commit crimes. It may be available at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a Creepypasta fan or are insane.

	*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches\|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.		*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches\|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
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	*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.		*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.

	*Dead Killer Whales - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away. Not available in the UK due to laws.

	*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).		*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).
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	*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.		*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.
	*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.		*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
	*Nickelodeon: This cookie is created by adding sprinkles that make you have a sudden urge to watch Nickelodeon every day, every minute and every second. Proposed by Sam A. Webster.
	*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.		*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
	*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.		*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
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	*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
	*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.		*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
	*		*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.

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