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Microsoft Sam (RoboFreaks)
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| Name | Samuel Aarohn Microsoft |
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| Gender | Male |
| Voiced By | Microsoft Sam (SAPI 4) |
| Born | Feburary 17th, 1986 |
| Age | 38 |
| Likes | Tacos, Windows XP, Windows 7, Windows 2000, IWAY Cookies, Video Games (especially consoles from the 4th-6th generations and older PC games). |
| Hates | Windows Vista, Internet Explorer, Windows ME, Windows 8, Windows 10, Highway Cookies, Bologna Sandwiches, Apple products (especially Macs and iPhones). |
| Friends | IVONA Kimberly (his wife/love interest), Microsoft Mike (on and off), Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft David, Microsoft Hazel, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark, IVONA Eric, Microsoft Paul, LH Michael, LH Michelle, Richard Reynolds (after being cured from being mind-controlled), Radar Overseer Scotty (sometimes), Mac Bruce, Mac Fred, Mac Ralph, Mac Agnes, Mac Kathy, Mac Vicki, Mac Victoria, Mac Fred Jr., Mac Sally |
| Enemies | Bacon, Gold, Watermelon, Mac Alex, Richard Reynolds (formerly), Radar Overseer Scotty (sometimes) |
| Family | Microsoft Steven (father) Microsoft Allison (mother) Microsoft Mary (sister) Microsoft Anna (sister) Microsoft Mike (brother) Microsoft David (brother) Microsoft Zira (sister) Microsoft Hazel (adopted sister) Microsoft Eva (cousin) Microsoft Mark (cousin) IVONA Kimberly (wife) IVONA Eric (brother-in-law) |
| Eye Color | Sapphire Blue |
| Default Pitch | 100 |
| Default Speed | 177 |
Samuel Aarohn Microsoft (better known as Microsoft Sam) (born February 17, 1986) is a former member of Microsoft's Speech Recognition Division who was a part of the division alongside Mike and Mary from 1999-2014 during the end of support for Windows XP. Sam resides in Rofltown USA where he lives with his siblings (from eldest to youngest, Mary, Anna, Mike, David, Zira, and Hazel), as well as his two cousins, Eva and Mark, not to mention his wife IVONA Kimberly, and her brother Eric, as well as Anna's boyfriend Richard Reynolds, voiced by Truvoice Sidney/Adult Male#2 - American English), and his Geotoplin robot assistant Carl. Radar Overseer Scotty usually comes by to Sam's dismay, and of course, Sam also doesn't like it when Bacon, Gold, and Watermelon pester him. Sam's address is 95 Windmill Street and that means he lives next door to his rival, Mac Alex who really hates Sam for hating Apple, making Alex a huge iSheep (He even takes offense from that).
Background
Microsoft Sam is a former Microsoft employee who was a known worker at Microsoft for being the person behind the TTS Voice on Windows 2000 and Windows XP. He, along with Mike and Mary helped develop the Microsoft People project with Microsoft's Robotics division (consisting of 5 people, Axel Watson, Vince Tramiel, James Tandy, Melissa Wozniak, and Flint Wright) only for that project to get scrapped due to a fire at Microsoft that led to Flint getting burnt alive, it's unknown what happened with Flint, but as for Axel, Vince, James, and Melissa, they left Microsoft to start working on their own company, and Sam, Mike, and Mary had agreed to let Anna become the voice of Windows Vista, and after she was hired, Microsoft got to work on Windows Longhorn Build 4093.
After Microsoft
After Sam left Microsoft, he got in contact with a young content creator from Nutmeg Town, CT named Ken Magunechikku to start a new series named Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors (later renamed Microsoft Sam Reads Absurd Computer Errors), the new series was a success and became Ken's most popular series.
Sam eventually became a target of a few people trying to hunt him down, a brainwashed Richard Reynolds who was reported to be missing almost tried to kill Sam only for Sam to snap him out of it, after a while, Richard becomes Sam's new bodyguard to protect him and his friends from any harm. Richard would eventually move in with Sam after he was evicted, Richard eventually is told of the events that went down at Microsoft in 2004.
Evolution
| Image | Design Name/Duration | What's Changed? |
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Hyper Realistic Stick Figure Sam 2014-2015 |
N/A |
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Classic Sam/Paint Sam 2015-Present |
His design is completely overhauled and is now a human with a bowler haircut, a white shirt under an unbuttoned button-down shirt, with jeans on and a pair of white shoes. |
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Alpha Sam 2019 (Alpha) |
His outlines are thicker and he is cleaner looking, the white In-lines are gone, and his shading is more advanced, He is able to pose to show more emotion. |
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Beta Sam 2020 (Beta) |
His outlines are cleaner, his eyes are different, his irises are colored rather than plane black, his shading is more advanced and is given a lighting effect and his left shoe is more identical to his right shoe, his eyebrows are visible at all times. |
Trivia
- His birthday was taken from Windows 2000's release date.
- He shows emotions, which is a rare thing that some Microsoft Sams do (davemadson, nkrs200, TheROFL98, AOSP100, SamJoe404 to name a few), and in his newer upcoming designs, he will show more poses, giving new life to his design.
- He is one of the more developed Sams and has reasons why he hates Vista, loves XP, and is also one of the few versions of Microsoft Sam that have a love interest.
- His color is blue to make him stand out as one of the few Sams that use the color blue rather than the traditional red that most Sams are colored by and to a lesser extent yellow, which is another color coming from the Logo Blooper side of the TTS Community.
