Changes

* Seizures

* Seizures

* Exploding stomach

* Exploding stomach

* Death by WTF Train

* Death by a [[WTF Train]]

* Urges to do complicated mathematical equations

* Urges to do complicated mathematical equations

* Massive diarrhea dump the size of the Burj Khalifa

* Massive diarrhea dump the size of the Burj Khalifa

* Urges to eat more Highway Cookies

* Urges to eat more Highway Cookies

* Urges to surrender to France

* Urges to surrender to France

== Treatment and prevention ==

== Treatment and prevention ==

One researcher conducted an experiment to find a treatment in mid-2010. A person must eat beer bottles while skydiving off the Burj Khalifa, while blasting out 130,000 pounds of exploding diarrhea out of his or her anus. Unfortunately, the success rate of said treatment is -9000%. Therefore, the treatment is almost always guaranteed to fail, usually due to hitting the ground at high speeds after diving off the tower. The only way to prevent infection is to just not eat Highway Cookies.

One researcher conducted an experiment to find a treatment in mid-2010. A person must eat beer bottles while skydiving off the Burj Khalifa, while blasting out 130,000 pounds of exploding diarrhea out of his or her anus. Unfortunately, the success rate of said treatment is -9000%. Therefore, the treatment is almost always guaranteed to fail, usually due to hitting the ground at high speeds after diving off the tower. The only way to prevent infection is to just not eat Highway Cookies.