*'''HAMTARO EDITION '''- Like the Deathly Edition, but causes the victim to watch the English ''Hamtaro'' intro during the period of gibberish, and lasts until the user downs a whole bottle of Big Red cola in one sitting or downgrades to Commodore KERNAL. | *'''HAMTARO EDITION '''- Like the Deathly Edition, but causes the victim to watch the English ''Hamtaro'' intro during the period of gibberish, and lasts until the user downs a whole bottle of Big Red cola in one sitting or downgrades to Commodore KERNAL. |