3) Touching the toilet will result in a punishment similar to #2.
3) Touching the toilet will result in a punishment similar to #2.
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4) No blowing up his toilet or destroying it! Otherwise, Microsoft Sam will infect you with the <s> Moving Victoria </s> Really Sucky Virus: Deathly Edition.
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4) No blowing up his toilet or destroying it! Otherwise, Microsoft Sam will infect you with the Worst Virus Ever Created strain of The Really Sucky Virus.
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5) If you kill Microsoft Sam, who owns the toilet, God "The Almighty" will punish you to hell.
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5) If you kill Microsoft Sam, who owns the toilet, God "The Almighty" will instantly resurrect him and mail you off to Satan in Hell.