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Fixed a small error in the previous edit & added a new section in episode 37
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (And by orderly, we mean wear a three-piece tuxedo while relieving your bowels. Blast out butthole behemoths with class and style.)
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (And by orderly, we mean wear a three-piece tuxedo while relieving your bowels. Blast out butthole behemoths with class and style.)
#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Use the damn urinals, you toilet wasters! Also, call your doctor right away if your penis has transformed into a sphere.)
#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Use the damn urinals, you toilet wasters! Also, call your doctor right away if your penis has transformed into a sphere.)
'''Single Rule for the Toilet'''
*Please do not stand on the toilet seat. That's the fancy way of saying "no sitting and shitting like a damn retard." For the last fucking time, nobody wants to see a fire hose of diarrhea spewing out your butthole. But then again, you're not the goddamn Microsoft Sam. Bombs away.
===Episode 38===
===Episode 38===
'''Single Rule for the Toilet'''
'''Single Rule for the Toilet'''
DO NOT use the floor. Use the toilet. That's the polite way of saying "no sitting and shitting like a damn retard." Don't even think about blasting all that anal fudge on the floor, or I'll make you clean that shit up. With your fucking bare hands.
*DO NOT use the floor. Use the toilet. That's the polite way of saying "no sitting and shitting like a damn retard." Don't even think about blasting all that anal fudge on the floor, or I'll make you clean that shit up. With your fucking bare hands.
'''Rules for the Toilet Brush'''
'''Rules for the Toilet Brush'''
#No stealing the toilet brush and hiding it under your coat. (You '''dirty thief'''! No, seriously, you're gonna get shit all over yourself.)
#No stealing the toilet brush and hiding it under your coat. (You '''dirty thief'''! No, seriously, you're gonna get shit all over yourself.)