Changes

#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (The last thing I want to see is partially digested corn stew mixed with tacos and vanilla ice cream being slowly shat out in full view of everyone.)

#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (The last thing I want to see is partially digested corn stew mixed with tacos and vanilla ice cream being slowly shat out in full view of everyone.)

#No pissing like a dog in the urinal. (You're not a bitch!)

#No pissing like a dog in the urinal. (You're not a bitch!)

#No oral sex. (Why in holy hell any girl would want to suck on your repulsive penis beyond me? It's probably half the size of an atom and infected with every disease known to man.)

#No oral sex. (Why in holy hell any girl would want to suck on your repulsive penises beyond me? It's probably half the size of an atom, and infected with every disease known to man.)

===Episode 18===

===Episode 18===

#Proper vomiting technique is as follows: First, get down on your hands and knees and pray to the toilet gods. (Their blessing will grant the power of levitation so you can cleanly vomit up everything you've eaten in the history of history into the toilet. CAUTION: May result in death.)

#Proper vomiting technique is as follows: First, get down on your hands and knees and pray to the toilet gods. (Their blessing will grant the power of levitation so you can cleanly vomit up everything you've eaten in the history of history into the toilet. CAUTION: May result in death.)

*If you deliberately disobey these rules, then I, will, make, you, fucking clean this shit up instead, with a toothbrush, and your bare hands, bitch!

*If you deliberately disobey these rules, then I, will, make, you, fucking clean this shit up instead, with a toothbrush, and your bare hands, bitch!

===Episode 29===

===Episode 29===

#No standing on toilet seat. (This is not a fucking Olympic event, you won't get style points for showing everyone the stream of explosive diarrhea exploding out your anus. Sit and shit in an orderly manner, god damn it!)

*No standing on toilet seat. (This is not a fucking Olympic event, you won't get style points for showing everyone the stream of explosive diarrhea exploding out your anus. Sit and shit in an orderly manner, god damn it!)

#No sitting and shitting while shitposting. (Stop posting dank memes and start squeezing those giant turds out your butthole.)

*No sitting and shitting while shitposting. (Stop posting dank memes and start squeezing those giant turds out your butthole.)

#No standing and aiming your anus at the toilet. (I don't give a fucking shit if the toilet seat is more diseased than an African village infected with Ebola, sit your fat ass down on the toilet and shit like a normal person. Freak.)

#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Stop wasting a good toilet by pissing. The time you waste by pissing is time better spent sitting and shitting.)

#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Stop wasting a good toilet by pissing. The time you waste by pissing is time better spent sitting and shitting.)

===Episode 30===

===Episode 30===

*Please keep poop grunts and other noises to a reasonable volume.

*Please keep poop grunts and other noises to a reasonable volume.

===Episode 34===

===Episode 34===

'''Toilet Rules'''

'''Toilet Rules'''

#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (We've been reminding you of this goddamned rule for 11 years! For the last time, we don't want to see a stream of shit spewing out your shitter!)

#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (We've been reminding you of this goddamned rule for 11 years! For the last time, we don't want to see a stream of shit spewing out your shitter!)

#Stand and piss in an orderly manner.

#Stand and piss in an orderly manner.

#No yelling at your urinal neighbor about stupid shit such as the complexities of urinal cakes. (Forget all that shit, why the fuck isn’t there an empty urinal between those two guys? Using a urinal directly next to someone using another urinal is punishable by death in every country.)

#No yelling at your urinal neighbor about stupid shit such as the complexities of urinal cakes. (Forget all that shit, why the fuck isn’t there an empty urinal between those two guys? Using a urinal directly next to someone using another urinal is punishable by death in every country.)

'''Toilet Rules'''

'''Toilet Rules'''

#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (You aim your penis about as well as a sniper in the middle of an earthquake. All you’ll do is make a pissy porcelain throne.)

#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (You aim your penis about as well as a sniper in the middle of an earthquake. All you’ll do is make a pissy porcelain throne.)

#No sitting and shitting backwards like a damn retard. (Forwards was bad enough, but backwards? You shit like a fucking hippo, that shit’s gonna splatter all over the bathroom and I will make you fucking clean it up!)

#No sitting and shitting backwards like a damn retard. (Forwards was bad enough, but backwards? You shit like a fucking hippo, that shit’s gonna splatter all over the bathroom and I will make you fucking clean it up!)

#No disposing of entire toilet rolls in the trash bin. (What the fuck are you even thinking?! Toilet paper is the most valuable resource of them all! Oil, gold, silver, platinum, printer ink, all are worthless compared to toilet paper.)

#No disposing of entire toilet rolls in the trash bin. (What the fuck are you even thinking?! Toilet paper is the most valuable resource of them all! Oil, gold, silver, platinum, printer ink, all are worthless compared to toilet paper.)

===Episode 37===

===Episode 37===

#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (And by orderly, we mean wear a three-piece tuxedo while relieving your bowels. Blast out butthole behemoths with class and style.)

#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (And by orderly, we mean wear a three-piece tuxedo while relieving your bowels. Blast out butthole behemoths with class and style.)