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Added the rules of episode 42
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner with the toilet lid closed. (The fuck? Are we trying to make the toilet into a massive vortex of shit?!)
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner with the toilet lid closed. (The fuck? Are we trying to make the toilet into a massive vortex of shit?!)
#No sitting and shitting backwards in an orderly manner. (I don't care if you're polite, you sit and shit backwards and you're going to show everyone the baked beans and cabbage you ate for lunch spewing out your butthole at 93 miles an hour! Now excuse me, I need to take a massive dump.)
#No sitting and shitting backwards in an orderly manner. (I don't care if you're polite, you sit and shit backwards and you're going to show everyone the baked beans and cabbage you ate for lunch spewing out your butthole at 93 miles an hour! Now excuse me, I need to take a massive dump.)
===Episode 42===
'''Round 1'''
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Be especially sure to sit and shit in an orderly manner when the toilet seat is fucking levitating over the toilet bowl.)
#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (Thirteen fucking years later and I still have to tell you donuts, how to shit properly!)
'''Round 2'''
#Flush used toilet paper. (Make sure not to use flushed toilet paper. We're not that desperate for toilet paper.)
#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (One fucking day I won't have to tell you chuckle fucks how to use the fucking toilet fucking properly!)
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (No talking, no yelling, no celebratory gunfire for getting all that anal fudge out of your anus, SIT, AND, FUCKING, SHIT, QUIETLY!)
'''Round 3'''
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Is that fucking clear yet? Sit on the fucking seat! Don't you fucking dare hang from the ceiling fan and try to aim your anus at the toilet for a sick trick shot, you'll fucking miss and I swear to fucking god I'll make you fucking clean it fucking up!)
#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (As if we need to see your disgusting penis while you fail to aim properly at the bowl. Use the goddamned urinal!)
#No praying to the toilet gods for divine intervention to stop your never-ending constipation. (That, or no puking in the toilet.)
#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (You think anyone wants to see your volcanic diarrhea dump spewing out your butthole at 93 miles an hour?)
#No fishing in the toilet. (What the fuck do you think you will catch? A great white shart?)
#No pissing in the urinal like a bitch. (And don't even fucking think about shitting in the urinal like a bitch! These are all our toilet rules. Do you understand them? Well, do you? Huh? Huh? Huh?)
===Sochi Rules===
===Sochi Rules===