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| #Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (And by orderly, we mean wear a three-piece tuxedo while relieving your bowels. Blast out butthole behemoths with class and style.) | | #Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (And by orderly, we mean wear a three-piece tuxedo while relieving your bowels. Blast out butthole behemoths with class and style.) |
| #No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Use the damn urinals, you toilet wasters! Also, call your doctor right away if your penis has transformed into a sphere.) | | #No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Use the damn urinals, you toilet wasters! Also, call your doctor right away if your penis has transformed into a sphere.) |
| + | '''Single Rule for the Toilet''' |
| + | *Please do not stand on the toilet seat. That's the fancy way of saying "no sitting and shitting like a damn retard." For the last fucking time, nobody wants to see a fire hose of diarrhea spewing out your butthole. But then again, you're not the goddamn Microsoft Sam. Bombs away. |
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| ===Episode 38=== | | ===Episode 38=== |
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| '''Single Rule for the Toilet''' | | '''Single Rule for the Toilet''' |
− | DO NOT use the floor. Use the toilet. That's the polite way of saying "no sitting and shitting like a damn retard." Don't even think about blasting all that anal fudge on the floor, or I'll make you clean that shit up. With your fucking bare hands. | + | |
| + | *DO NOT use the floor. Use the toilet. That's the polite way of saying "no sitting and shitting like a damn retard." Don't even think about blasting all that anal fudge on the floor, or I'll make you clean that shit up. With your fucking bare hands. |
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| '''Rules for the Toilet Brush''' | | '''Rules for the Toilet Brush''' |
| #No stealing the toilet brush and hiding it under your coat. (You '''dirty thief'''! No, seriously, you're gonna get shit all over yourself.) | | #No stealing the toilet brush and hiding it under your coat. (You '''dirty thief'''! No, seriously, you're gonna get shit all over yourself.) |