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[[File:Baloney_Sandwich.png|thumb|A generic baloney sandwich]]'''Baloney Sandwiches''' are food items and extremely powerful charges that have the potential destructive energy capable of destroying an entire soccer stadium. It has been Sam's number one inanimate adversary since [[The Epic War|the Epic War]].
[[File:Baloney_Sandwich.png|thumb|A generic baloney sandwich]]'''Baloney Sandwiches''' are food items and extremely powerful charges that have the potentially destructive energy capable of destroying an entire soccer stadium. It has been Sam's number one inanimate adversary since [[The Epic War|the Epic War]].
== Origin ==
== Origin ==
[[Radar Overseer Scotty]] is suspected of creating the Baloney Sandwiches. After the war against Jokermingo, Scotty continued to make the explosives for protection (in case the forces of Zombiemingo came knocking). Sam's first endeavor with the Baloney Sandwiches ocurred when Scotty dropped one of them off the Sears Tower
[[Radar Overseer Scotty]] is suspected of creating the Baloney Sandwiches. After the war against Jokermingo, Scotty continued to make the explosives for protection (in case the forces of Zombiemingo came knocking). Sam's first endeavor with the Baloney Sandwiches occurred when Scotty dropped one of them off the Sears Tower
Other than its creator, nothing in particular is known about the origin of the baloney sandwiches.
Other than its creator, nothing, in particular, is known about the origin of the baloney sandwiches.
== Uses ==
== Uses ==
Scotty has been known to accidentally "drop" a Baloney Sandwich from time to time. The following lists the times Scotty has used, or dropped a Baloney Sandwich.
Scotty has been known to accidentally "drop" a Baloney Sandwich from time to time. The following lists the times Scotty has used or dropped a Baloney Sandwich.
*Most famously used during the beginning of The Epic War, dropped on a self-destruct button, detonating huge numbers of nuclear warheads, ravaging Earth.
*Most famously used during the beginning of The Epic War, dropped on a self-destruct button, detonating huge numbers of nuclear warheads, ravaging Earth.
*Accidentally dropped on the Thunderbirds101 TV Space Station's Self-Destruct Button.
*Accidentally dropped on the Thunderbirds101 TV Space Station's Self-Destruct Button.
*The Pieboy Tower and the EmergencyRanger Tower were hit with baloney sandwiches by Scotty when he went absolutely mental one day, authorities shot him in the bollocks.
*The Pieboy Tower and the EmergencyRanger Tower were hit with baloney sandwiches by Scotty when he went mental one day, authorities shot him in the bollocks.
*Scotty used Baloney Sandwiches as explosives in the Boston Marathon bombing and West Texas fertilizer explosion.
*Scotty used Baloney Sandwiches as explosives in the Boston Marathon bombing and West Texas fertilizer explosion.
==Side effects==
==Side effects==
Here are the side effects from eating baloney sandwiches:
Here are the side effects of eating baloney sandwiches:
*Head exploding
*Head exploding
*Dependence using Mac OS X and Linux
*Dependence using Mac OS X and Linux
*Karma growing
*Karma growing
*Obsession with Steve Jobs (the founder of Apple).
*Obsession with Steve Jobs (the founder of Apple).
*Great obsession with watching the washing machines getting on with a lawn mower.
*Great obsession with watching the washing machines getting on with a lawnmower.
*Obsession with Windows Jibberish.
*Obsession with Windows Jibberish.
*Dependence using Windows Anonymous.
*Dependence using Windows Anonymous.
