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==Special Flavors==
 
==Special Flavors==
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*'''Chocolate Chip Vanilla''' - A flavor created by a tribe in the The ROFL Island Chain. This flavor is a black chocolate-flavored IWAY cookie with white chocolate chip-shaped vanilla on the top. It is cherished as a favorite dessert and celebration snack to the ROFL Island natives. Provided by AceOfSpadesProduc100.
    
*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
 
*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
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*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
 
*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
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*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavorfor IWAY Cookies'''. '''It tastes likewatermelon Smarties.
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*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavor for IWAY Cookies. It tastes like Hawaiian Punch to most.
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*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie made by a tribe on [[The Communist Islands of Glory]]'s 9th island. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
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*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
    
*'''Weed''' - A cookie made from [[Bacon|Bacon's]] bacon drugs and [[Gold|Gold's]] gold drugs that makes the consumer have a hallucination of double rainbows with all the colors mixed up.
 
*'''Weed''' - A cookie made from [[Bacon|Bacon's]] bacon drugs and [[Gold|Gold's]] gold drugs that makes the consumer have a hallucination of double rainbows with all the colors mixed up.
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*'''Dead Killer Whales''' - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away (not available in UK).
 
*'''Dead Killer Whales''' - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away (not available in UK).
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*'''Anti-Virus''' - A special edition of Marshmallow Suprise that comes with a free IWAY Anti-Virus disc.
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*'''Redwall''' - A cookie shaped like Matthias' shield that gives the consumer urges to read the ''Redwall'' novels & related books and watch all the episodes of Nelvana's ''Redwall'' TV series.
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*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
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*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to be more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
    
==Other flavors==
 
==Other flavors==
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*'''Skip-Bo '''- Cookies that Make you have a Sudden Urge to play Skip-Bo, from the makers of UNO!
 
*'''Skip-Bo '''- Cookies that Make you have a Sudden Urge to play Skip-Bo, from the makers of UNO!
 
*'''PB&J '''- Cookies that are filled with Peanut Butter and Jelly.
 
*'''PB&J '''- Cookies that are filled with Peanut Butter and Jelly.
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*'''Nickelodeon''' - This cookie is created by adding sprinkles that make you have a sudden urge to watch Nickelodeon every day, every minute and every second. Proposed by Sam A. Webster.
    
===AstroComedian1337===
 
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*Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
 
*Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
 
*Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
 
*Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
*Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like a whopping 6-pound bucket of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
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*Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like ''a whopping 6-pound bucket'' of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
 
*PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
 
*PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
 
*Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
 
*Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
 
*Cardcaptor Sakura - A cookie shaped like a card which gives you urges to watch the ''Cardcaptor Sakura'' anime. The CookiePop version resembles the lollipop cookie... thing Cerberus eats in the first OP.
 
*Cardcaptor Sakura - A cookie shaped like a card which gives you urges to watch the ''Cardcaptor Sakura'' anime. The CookiePop version resembles the lollipop cookie... thing Cerberus eats in the first OP.
 
*PB&J Otter - A cookie shaped like a Babbleberry Pie that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of ''PB&J Otter'' and sing all the songs from the show.
 
*PB&J Otter - A cookie shaped like a Babbleberry Pie that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of ''PB&J Otter'' and sing all the songs from the show.
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*Waifu - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives people the urge to call any fictional lady character they consider beautiful a "waifu".
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*Toad Patrol - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Toad Patrol'' instead.
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*Blazing Dragons - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Blazing Dragons'' and the ''Blazing Dragons'' videogame instead.
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*Power Rangers - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Power Rangers'' and ''Super Sentai'' instead.
    
===HarryTehRobloxPlayer===
 
===HarryTehRobloxPlayer===
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In the FairPlay137-TTS Universe, Special IWAY Cookie flavors are created not only in the ROFL City Official IWAY Factory, but they also are imported from other universes as well.
 
In the FairPlay137-TTS Universe, Special IWAY Cookie flavors are created not only in the ROFL City Official IWAY Factory, but they also are imported from other universes as well.
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*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board. Initially rejected, but was accepted once Mac Alex became a member of Team IWAY.
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*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board.
*'''Windows Vista''' - Makes you love Windows Vista for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.
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*'''Windows Vista SP2''' - Makes you love Windows Vista SP2 for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.
 
*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.
 
*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.
*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does... Was ''almost'' rejected, but then it was discovered that FP137!Mac Alex (apparently) has a secret affection for tacos.
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*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does...
    
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*Sam's Diarrhea - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler. Rejected because of health concerns and possible death.
 
*Sam's Diarrhea - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler. Rejected because of health concerns and possible death.
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*Tornado sirens: This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Tornado sirens: This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off. Rejected due to possible death. It may be on sale at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a tornado siren enthusiast or have a death wish.
    
*Wayne Brady- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person want to listen, have kids with, watch films, **********, and make deals with Wayne Brady. Rejected due to grossness and ***ual relations.
 
*Wayne Brady- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person want to listen, have kids with, watch films, **********, and make deals with Wayne Brady. Rejected due to grossness and ***ual relations.
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*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
 
*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Creepypasta - A discontinued flavor which is still sold in [[Mexico]]. It was the first sugar cookie in the IWAY Cookies line, with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It caused the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because of health reasons and that the fact that IWAY Corp's CEO hates Creepypasta.
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*Creepypasta - A sugar cookie with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It causes the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because staff feared that reading Creepypastas would inspire people to imitate the villains of Creepypastas and commit crimes. It may be available at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a Creepypasta fan or are insane.
    
*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
 
*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
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*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
 
*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Dead Killer Whales - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away. Not available in the UK due to laws.
      
*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).
 
*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).
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*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.
 
*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.
 
*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*Nickelodeon: This cookie is created by adding sprinkles that make you have a sudden urge to watch Nickelodeon every day, every minute and every second. Proposed by Sam A. Webster.
   
*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
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*Donald Trump- This cookie is shaped like Donald Trump's face with orange frosting on his head. Eating this cookie will give the consumer urges to speak like Donald Trump, call CNN "fake news", call Mexicans "bad hombres", wear a Donald Trump wig on their head, and impose travel bans on Muslims. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
 
*Donald Trump- This cookie is shaped like Donald Trump's face with orange frosting on his head. Eating this cookie will give the consumer urges to speak like Donald Trump, call CNN "fake news", call Mexicans "bad hombres", wear a Donald Trump wig on their head, and impose travel bans on Muslims. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
 
*Hillary Clinton- Similar to Donald Trump, except it makes the consumer do all the shit Hillary Clinton does. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
 
*Hillary Clinton- Similar to Donald Trump, except it makes the consumer do all the shit Hillary Clinton does. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
*Brett Ambler - This flavor gives you urges to play with people you'll call "Special Friends", talk to a man with a camera, sing childish songs, interact with the Pretend Spirit, hold concerts, and some other shit. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
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*Brett Ambler - This flavor gives you urges to play with people you'll call "Special Friends", talk to a man with a camera, sing childish songs, interact with the Pretend Spirit, hold concerts, and some other shit. Rejected due to health & sanity concerns. May be at your local IWAY store but only if you're mentally unstable or one of Brett's Special Friends. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
 
*PETA - Shaped like the PETA Bunny symbol. Made of PETA members' vomit mixed with cookie dough and a mind-controlling substance. Gives you urges to protest fast food restaurants and turn people vegetarian. Proposed by a unknown individual.
 
*PETA - Shaped like the PETA Bunny symbol. Made of PETA members' vomit mixed with cookie dough and a mind-controlling substance. Gives you urges to protest fast food restaurants and turn people vegetarian. Proposed by a unknown individual.
 
*Illuminati - Shaped like the Illuminati Pyramid. Made of everything bad, Bacon's bacon drugs, Gold's gold drugs, diarrhea, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, Rotten Baloney, shards of a Windows 8 Disk, and a mind-controlling substance. Eating this type of cookie will cause the consumer to eat Highway Cookies without side effects, kill everybody with a 360 no-scope, and install Windows 8. If the consumer leaks any information that they received from the Illuminati, they will disintegrate into ash. If the consumer eats too many, they will have a spontaneously combustion. Proposed by Midevalknight (Mideval Roblox)
 
*Illuminati - Shaped like the Illuminati Pyramid. Made of everything bad, Bacon's bacon drugs, Gold's gold drugs, diarrhea, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, Rotten Baloney, shards of a Windows 8 Disk, and a mind-controlling substance. Eating this type of cookie will cause the consumer to eat Highway Cookies without side effects, kill everybody with a 360 no-scope, and install Windows 8. If the consumer leaks any information that they received from the Illuminati, they will disintegrate into ash. If the consumer eats too many, they will have a spontaneously combustion. Proposed by Midevalknight (Mideval Roblox)
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*Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spider Web-Infested Basement mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet and cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Sagrada Diarrhea - This flavor is created by mixing the debris from the Sagrada Família construction site and the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet with cookie dough. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, and death. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
    
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