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[[File:IWAY_Cookies_Box_(Kenstertube).png|thumb|An IWAY Cookie Box from Kenstertube]]
[[File:IWAY_Cookies_Box_(Kenstertube).png|thumb|An IWAY Cookie Box from Kenstertube]]
This is a list of all documented flavors of IWAY cookies.
This is a list of all documented flavors of [[IWAY Cookies]].
==Classic Flavors==
==Classic Flavors==
MZMStudios promote IWAY Cookies with four classic flavors on MZM Shopping Network. These flavors are available at all IWAY stores.
MZMStudios promote IWAY Cookies with four classic flavors on MZM Shopping Network. These flavors are available at any [[IWAY Store]].
*Chocolate Chip
*Chocolate Chip
==Special Flavors==
==Special Flavors==
*'''Chocolate Chip Vanilla''' - A flavor created by a tribe in the The ROFL Island Chain. This flavor is a black chocolate-flavored IWAY cookie with white chocolate chip-shaped vanilla on the top. It is cherished as a favorite dessert and celebration snack to the ROFL Island natives. Provided by AceOfSpadesProduc100.
*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavorfor IWAY Cookies'''. '''It tastes likewatermelon Smarties.
*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavor for IWAY Cookies. It tastes like Hawaiian Punch to most.
*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie made by a tribe on [[The Communist Islands of Glory]]'s 9th island. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
*'''Weed''' - A cookie made from [[Bacon|Bacon's]] bacon drugs and [[Gold|Gold's]] gold drugs that makes the consumer have a hallucination of double rainbows with all the colors mixed up.
*'''Weed''' - A cookie made from [[Bacon|Bacon's]] bacon drugs and [[Gold|Gold's]] gold drugs that makes the consumer have a hallucination of double rainbows with all the colors mixed up.
*'''Dead Killer Whales''' - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away (not available in UK).
*'''Dead Killer Whales''' - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away (not available in UK).
*'''Anti-Virus''' - A special edition of Marshmallow Suprise that comes with a free IWAY Anti-Virus disc.
*'''Redwall''' - A cookie shaped like Matthias' shield that gives the consumer urges to read the ''Redwall'' novels & related books and watch all the episodes of Nelvana's ''Redwall'' TV series.
*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to be more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
==Other flavors==
==Other flavors==
<blockquote>IMPORTANT: Please send your flavor ideas to a member of IWAY Inc, who will determine if the flavor will be accepted or not.</blockquote>
<blockquote>IMPORTANT: Please send your flavor ideas to a member of IWAY Inc, who will determine if the flavor will be accepted or not.</blockquote>
<blockquote>All flavors have been reviewed to see if they are good enough. Any Profane words have been replaced with Asterisks (*) and any flavours that involved death or severe injuries were automatically put in Rejected.
<blockquote>All flavors have been reviewed to see if they are good enough. Any Profane words have been replaced with Asterisks (*) and any flavours that involved death or severe injuries were automatically put in Rejected.
====SOSOwner/TenGoats''':====
====SOSOwner/TenGoats''':'''====
*'''IWAY CookiePop '''- Basically an IWAY Cookie on a Lollipop/Cakepop stick (these cookies are smaller so they can fit on the Lollipop/Cakepop sticks. Available in '''White/Dark/Milk Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, the flavors listed below & any other flavour (by request at a local IWAY Store) '''(Exclusively made by Bakiez).
*'''IWAY CookiePop '''- Basically an IWAY Cookie on a Lollipop/Cakepop stick (these cookies are smaller so they can fit on the Lollipop/Cakepop sticks. Available in '''White/Dark/Milk Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, the flavors listed below & any other flavour (by request at a local IWAY Store) '''(Exclusively made by Bakiez).
- and many more things.
- and many more things.
===kittykat29===
===kittykat29===
*'''Skip-Bo '''- Cookies that Make you have a Sudden Urge to play Skip-Bo, from the makers of UNO!
*'''Skip-Bo '''- Cookies that Make you have a Sudden Urge to play Skip-Bo, from the makers of UNO!
*'''PB&J '''- Cookies that are filled with Peanut Butter and Jelly.
*'''PB&J '''- Cookies that are filled with Peanut Butter and Jelly.
*'''Nickelodeon''' - This cookie is created by adding sprinkles that make you have a sudden urge to watch Nickelodeon every day, every minute and every second. Proposed by Sam A. Webster.
===AstroComedian1337===
===AstroComedian1337===
*8-Bit - A chocolate chip IWAY cookie, but made of pixels. It is extremely delicious, but, will make the consumer 8-bit for 10 minutes.
*8-Bit - A chocolate chip IWAY cookie, but made of pixels. It is extremely delicious, but, will make the consumer 8-bit for 10 minutes.
==='''Timebomb192potato'''===
==='''Timebomb192potato''' / '''SagwaKitten''' ===
*Sagwa - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring which if consumed by someone who has never seen ''Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat'', will make them obsessed with the show... ''permanently''. If a furry or a Sagwa fan eats this, nothing happens. Sold mainly at furcons and in Canada.
*Sagwa - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring which if consumed by someone who has never seen ''Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat'', will make them obsessed with the show... ''permanently''. If a furry or a Sagwa fan eats this, nothing happens. Sold mainly at furcons and in Canada.
*Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
*Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
*Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
*Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
*Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like a whopping 6-pound bucket of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
*Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like ''a whopping 6-pound bucket'' of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
*PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
*PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
*Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
*Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
*Cardcaptor Sakura - A cookie shaped like a card which gives you urges to watch the ''Cardcaptor Sakura'' anime. The CookiePop version resembles the lollipop cookie... thing Cerberus eats in the first OP.
*Cardcaptor Sakura - A cookie shaped like a card which gives you urges to watch the ''Cardcaptor Sakura'' anime. The CookiePop version resembles the lollipop cookie... thing Cerberus eats in the first OP.
*PB&J Otter - A cookie shaped like a Babbleberry Pie that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of ''PB&J Otter'' and sing all the songs from the show.
*Waifu - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives people the urge to call any fictional lady character they consider beautiful a "waifu".
*Toad Patrol - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Toad Patrol'' instead.
*Blazing Dragons - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Blazing Dragons'' and the ''Blazing Dragons'' videogame instead.
*Power Rangers - Same as Sagwa, but it makes you obsessed with ''Power Rangers'' and ''Super Sentai'' instead.
===HarryTehRobloxPlayer===
===HarryTehRobloxPlayer===
*Channel 4 - Makes you watch the Channel 4 "Fourscore" ident for 24 hours straight.
*Channel 4 - Makes you watch the Channel 4 "Fourscore" ident for 24 hours straight.
=== Kenstertube ===
===Kenstertube===
* '''Triple Chocolate Chip''' - What makes this different from double chocolate is that the milk in the ingredients is chocolate milk.
* '''Vanilla Chip''' - Basically like Chocolate Chip, only with Vanilla in it.
*'''Triple Chocolate Chip''' - What makes this different from double chocolate is that the milk in the ingredients is chocolate milk.
* '''Cinnamon Roll Sugar''' - It's self-explanatory.
*'''Vanilla Chip''' - Basically like Chocolate Chip, only with Vanilla in it.
* '''Bacon Chocolate Chip''' - It's basically a form of chocolate chip only with Bacon (needs more bacon), It's considered a favorite to Bacon.
*'''Cinnamon Roll Sugar''' - It's self-explanatory.
* '''Microsoft Sam''' - An IWAY Cookie with Microsoft Sam's Likeness involved, Sam and the IWAY Corporation sell this once a year on his birthday (February 17th), it has a mix of blue food coloring for his clothes, chocolate for his hair, irises, nose, mouth, and vanilla for his eyes and shoes.
*'''Bacon Chocolate Chip''' - It's basically a form of chocolate chip only with Bacon (needs more bacon), It's considered a favorite to Bacon.
*'''Microsoft Sam''' - An IWAY Cookie with Microsoft Sam's Likeness involved, Sam and the IWAY Corporation sell this once a year on his birthday (February 17th), it has a mix of blue food coloring for his clothes, chocolate for his hair, irises, nose, mouth, and vanilla for his eyes and shoes.
=== FairPlay137-TTS ===
===FairPlay137-TTS===
In the FairPlay137-TTS Universe, Special IWAY Cookie flavors are created not only in the ROFL City Official IWAY Factory, but they also are imported from other universes as well.
In the FairPlay137-TTS Universe, Special IWAY Cookie flavors are created not only in the ROFL City Official IWAY Factory, but they also are imported from other universes as well.
* '''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board. Initially rejected, but was accepted once Mac Alex became a member of Team IWAY.
*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board.
* '''Windows Vista''' - Makes you love Windows Vista for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.
*'''Windows Vista SP2''' - Makes you love Windows Vista SP2 for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.
* '''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.
*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.
* '''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does... Was ''almost'' rejected, but then it was discovered that FP137!Mac Alex (apparently) has a secret affection for tacos.
*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does...
===[[TheAudio177]]===
*TBA*
==Discontinued flavors==
==Discontinued flavors==
*'''Subland''' - A flavor created by SOSOwner which, if you eat it, will make you travel to Subland City (the Roblox game) and ride on the Metro system there. Does not apply if you work for Subland Metro or Subland City Council. Discontinued.
*'''Subland''' - A flavor created by SOSOwner which, if you eat it, will make you travel to Subland City (the Roblox game) and ride on the Metro system there. Does not apply if you work for Subland Metro or Subland City Council. Discontinued.
*'''Stepford '''- This flavor, was surprisingly invented by a partially blind person. The replacement to the TWM and Subland cookies, both now discontinued. Discontinued.
*'''Stepford '''- This flavor, was surprisingly invented by a partially blind person. The replacement to the TWM and Subland cookies, both now discontinued. Discontinued.
*'''Bloxy Award IWAY Cookie '''- A Cookie that looks like a Bloxy Award trophy, only available on the week of the Bloxy Awards, also available as a CookiePop. Discontinued.
==Rejected flavors==
==Rejected flavors==
*Sam's Diarrhea - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler. Rejected because of health concerns and possible death.
*Sam's Diarrhea - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler. Rejected because of health concerns and possible death.
*Tornado sirens: This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off. Rejected due to possible death.
*Tornado sirens: This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off. Rejected due to possible death. It may be on sale at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a tornado siren enthusiast or have a death wish.
*Wayne Brady- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person want to listen, have kids with, watch films, **********, and make deals with Wayne Brady. Rejected due to grossness and ***ual relations.
*Wayne Brady- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person want to listen, have kids with, watch films, **********, and make deals with Wayne Brady. Rejected due to grossness and ***ual relations.
*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
*Creepypasta - A discontinued flavor which is still sold in [[Mexico]]. It was the first sugar cookie in the IWAY Cookies line, with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It caused the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because of health reasons and that the fact that IWAY Corp's CEO hates Creepypasta.
*Creepypasta - A sugar cookie with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It causes the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because staff feared that reading Creepypastas would inspire people to imitate the villains of Creepypastas and commit crimes. It may be available at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a Creepypasta fan or are insane.
*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).
*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).
*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.
*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.
*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*FNAF - A Cookie that is in the shape of Freddy Fazbear's Head. It gives the Eater an urge to play Five Night's at Freddy's, its Sequels, and Listen to the Living Tombstone Song.
*FNAF - A Cookie that is in the shape of Freddy Fazbear's Head. It gives the Eater an urge to play Five Night's at Freddy's, its Sequels, and Listen to the Living Tombstone Song.
*The Walking Dead - This flavor gives you urges to watch The Walking Dead. Proposed by an unknown individual.
*The Walking Dead - This flavor gives you urges to watch The Walking Dead. Proposed by an unknown individual.
*Autism Murdering - This flavor gives you urges to kill people with mental disablities like autism in order to support the autism meme. Proposed by an unknown individual.
*Autism Murdering - This flavor gives you urges to kill people with mental disablities like autism in order to support the autism meme. Proposed by an individual known as NotJames. Rejected for it's disability-ist nature and for the actual offending of one of the IWAY BoD's. NotJames, and anyone associated with Centro, are no-longer allowed in ROFL City and it's bordering areas.
*'''Turbo buttery gold, bacon and celery '''- A cookie made of a solid 24 carat gold cookie dough covered in butter, filled with celery creme and covered in diced bacon. If [[Bacon]], [[Gold]], or Celery eat this cookie, they will get urges to sing Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley, masturbate to each persons respective object, and annoy Sam. This flavor was banned by the NSA for dangers to society because anyone else who eats it has a massive diarrhea dump that starts as feces, then turns to blood, then cookie dough, then finally the person will spontaneously combust. Then the individual who proposed the idea (Who will remain anonymous) was sent to the NSA jail.
*'''Turbo buttery gold, bacon and celery '''- A cookie made of a solid 24 carat gold cookie dough covered in butter, filled with celery creme and covered in diced bacon. If [[Bacon]], [[Gold]], or Celery eat this cookie, they will get urges to sing Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley, masturbate to each persons respective object, and annoy Sam. This flavor was banned by the NSA for dangers to society because anyone else who eats it has a massive diarrhea dump that starts as feces, then turns to blood, then cookie dough, then finally the person will spontaneously combust. Then the individual who proposed the idea (Who will remain anonymous) was sent to the NSA jail.
*Tornado sirens - This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off.
*Tornado sirens - This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off.
*Donald Trump- This cookie is shaped like Donald Trump's face with orange frosting on his head. Eating this cookie will give the consumer urges to speak like Donald Trump, call CNN "fake news", call Mexicans "bad hombres", wear a Donald Trump wig on their head, and impose travel bans on Muslims. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
*Donald Trump- This cookie is shaped like Donald Trump's face with orange frosting on his head. Eating this cookie will give the consumer urges to speak like Donald Trump, call CNN "fake news", call Mexicans "bad hombres", wear a Donald Trump wig on their head, and impose travel bans on Muslims. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
*Hillary Clinton- Similar to Donald Trump, except it makes the consumer do all the shit Hillary Clinton does. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
*Hillary Clinton- Similar to Donald Trump, except it makes the consumer do all the shit Hillary Clinton does. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
*Brett Ambler - This flavor gives you urges to play with people you'll call "Special Friends", talk to a man with a camera, sing childish songs, interact with the Pretend Spirit, hold concerts, and some other shit. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
*Brett Ambler - This flavor gives you urges to play with people you'll call "Special Friends", talk to a man with a camera, sing childish songs, interact with the Pretend Spirit, hold concerts, and some other shit. Rejected due to health & sanity concerns. May be at your local IWAY store but only if you're mentally unstable or one of Brett's Special Friends. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
*PETA - Shaped like the PETA Bunny symbol. Made of PETA members' vomit mixed with cookie dough and a mind-controlling substance. Gives you urges to protest fast food restaurants and turn people vegetarian. Proposed by a unknown individual.
*PETA - Shaped like the PETA Bunny symbol. Made of PETA members' vomit mixed with cookie dough and a mind-controlling substance. Gives you urges to protest fast food restaurants and turn people vegetarian. Proposed by a unknown individual.
*Illuminati - Shaped like the Illuminati Pyramid. Made of everything bad, Bacon's bacon drugs, Gold's gold drugs, diarrhea, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, Rotten Baloney, shards of a Windows 8 Disk, and a mind-controlling substance. Eating this type of cookie will cause the consumer to eat Highway Cookies without side effects, kill everybody with a 360 no-scope, and install Windows 8. If the consumer leaks any information that they received from the Illuminati, they will disintegrate into ash. If the consumer eats too many, they will have a spontaneously combustion. Proposed by Midevalknight (Mideval Roblox)
*Illuminati - Shaped like the Illuminati Pyramid. Made of everything bad, Bacon's bacon drugs, Gold's gold drugs, diarrhea, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, Rotten Baloney, shards of a Windows 8 Disk, and a mind-controlling substance. Eating this type of cookie will cause the consumer to eat Highway Cookies without side effects, kill everybody with a 360 no-scope, and install Windows 8. If the consumer leaks any information that they received from the Illuminati, they will disintegrate into ash. If the consumer eats too many, they will have a spontaneously combustion. Proposed by Midevalknight (Mideval Roblox)
*Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spider Web-Infested Basement mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet and cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
*Sagrada Diarrhea - This flavor is created by mixing the debris from the Sagrada Família construction site and the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet with cookie dough. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, and death. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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