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| *Gawain's Word - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress up as a knight and hold jousting tournaments where two brave knights in shining armour charge together at high speeds and make a word. | | *Gawain's Word - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress up as a knight and hold jousting tournaments where two brave knights in shining armour charge together at high speeds and make a word. |
| *Drew Pickles - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress as Drew Pickles and do all the crazy **** he does. If eaten by a Barney Bunch member or a woman, nothing happens. Sold mainly at screenings of Barney Bunch pornos and internet troll gatherings. | | *Drew Pickles - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress as Drew Pickles and do all the crazy **** he does. If eaten by a Barney Bunch member or a woman, nothing happens. Sold mainly at screenings of Barney Bunch pornos and internet troll gatherings. |
− | *Venezuela - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like Hugo Chavez's red beret which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to: denounce the U.S., promote the Bolivarian Revolution, be racist to Jews under the guise of supporting Palestine, and imprison anti-socialism activists in an abandoned shopping mall-turned-NSA ripoff's headquarters. | + | *Venezuela - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like Hugo Chavez's red beret which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to: denounce the U.S., promote the Bolivarian Revolution, be racist to Jews under the guise of supporting Palestine, and imprison anti-socialism activists in an abandoned shopping mall-turned-NSA ripoff's headquarters. Mainly sold in Venezuela and other Latin American nations affected by the pink tide. |
| *mark3611 - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like a sea turtle which if consumed by someone who has never seen his videos, gives them urges to use Suicide Putty and The Big City Toilet, live in a rundown, 80-year-old bungalow, and have a permanent seal added to the corner of their left/right eye. You can turn back to normal by eating the Strawberry Starlight CookiePop. | | *mark3611 - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like a sea turtle which if consumed by someone who has never seen his videos, gives them urges to use Suicide Putty and The Big City Toilet, live in a rundown, 80-year-old bungalow, and have a permanent seal added to the corner of their left/right eye. You can turn back to normal by eating the Strawberry Starlight CookiePop. |
| *Massachusetts - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring shaped like the state of Massachusetts, which if consumed by a non-Massachusetts resident, gives them urges to visit Massachusetts, sing "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" and other Dropkick Murphys songs, and become a fan of Massachusetts sports teams. If eaten by a Massachusetts native, nothing happens. | | *Massachusetts - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring shaped like the state of Massachusetts, which if consumed by a non-Massachusetts resident, gives them urges to visit Massachusetts, sing "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" and other Dropkick Murphys songs, and become a fan of Massachusetts sports teams. If eaten by a Massachusetts native, nothing happens. |