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<blockquote>There are many flavors to an IWAY Cookie.</blockquote>
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<blockquote>There are many flavors to an IWAY Cookie.</blockquote>[[File:IWAY_Cookie_Box.png|thumb|An IWAY Cookie Box]]
[[File:IWAY_Cookie_Box.png|thumb|An IWAY Cookie Box]]
   
[[File:IWAY_Cookies_Box_(Kenstertube).png|thumb|An IWAY Cookie Box from Kenstertube]]
 
[[File:IWAY_Cookies_Box_(Kenstertube).png|thumb|An IWAY Cookie Box from Kenstertube]]
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This is a list of all documented flavors of [[IWAY Cookies]].
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==Classic Flavors==
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MZMStudios promote IWAY Cookies with four classic flavors on MZM Shopping Network. These flavors are available at any [[IWAY Store]].
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== Classic Flavors ==
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MZMStudios promote IWAY Cookies with four classic flavors on MZM Shopping Network. These flavors are available at all IWAY stores.
   
*Chocolate Chip
 
*Chocolate Chip
 
*Oatmeal
 
*Oatmeal
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[[File:IWAY_Cookie.png|thumb|IWAY Cookies Seen By Thunderbirds205]]
 
[[File:IWAY_Cookie.png|thumb|IWAY Cookies Seen By Thunderbirds205]]
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== Special Flavors ==
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==Special Flavors==
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* '''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
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*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
    
*'''Chips 'N' Fudge''' - A cookie with chocolate chips and fudge in the cookie.
 
*'''Chips 'N' Fudge''' - A cookie with chocolate chips and fudge in the cookie.
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*'''Left 4 Dead 2''' - A cookie with a flavour that makes the person want to stop what they are doing, and play Left 4 dead 2, Proposed by Pieboy6000. Weirdly, unknown to Pieboy6000, a Left 4 dead 2 flavour was made by motzPHaragas.
 
*'''Left 4 Dead 2''' - A cookie with a flavour that makes the person want to stop what they are doing, and play Left 4 dead 2, Proposed by Pieboy6000. Weirdly, unknown to Pieboy6000, a Left 4 dead 2 flavour was made by motzPHaragas.
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*'''Cure for the Diarrhea Virus - '''A Cookie that the first of its kind - it can cure the Diarrhea Virus. Proposed by EmergencyRanger88''' '''
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*'''Cure for the Diarrhea Virus - '''A Cookie that the first of its kind - it can cure the Diarrhea Virus. Proposed by EmergencyRanger88
    
*'''Modern Warfare 3 '''- A Cookie with a flavor that makes the person have a sudden urge to play Modern Warfare 3. For some reason, It attracts MW3 superfans. Proposed by emergencyranger88.
 
*'''Modern Warfare 3 '''- A Cookie with a flavor that makes the person have a sudden urge to play Modern Warfare 3. For some reason, It attracts MW3 superfans. Proposed by emergencyranger88.
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[[File:Conelrad_logo.svg.png|thumb|Incase you don't know what CONELRAD is, This is The Logo Click on the link for more information about CONELRAD. http://www.conelrad.com/index.php]]
 
[[File:Conelrad_logo.svg.png|thumb|Incase you don't know what CONELRAD is, This is The Logo Click on the link for more information about CONELRAD. http://www.conelrad.com/index.php]]
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*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
 
*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
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*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavor''' '''for IWAY Cookies'''. '''It tastes like''' '''watermelon Smarties.
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*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavorfor IWAY Cookies'''. '''It tastes likewatermelon Smarties.
    
*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie made by a tribe on [[The Communist Islands of Glory]]'s 9th island. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
 
*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie made by a tribe on [[The Communist Islands of Glory]]'s 9th island. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
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*'''Anti-Virus''' - A special edition of Marshmallow Suprise that comes with a free IWAY Anti-Virus disc.
 
*'''Anti-Virus''' - A special edition of Marshmallow Suprise that comes with a free IWAY Anti-Virus disc.
*'''Bloxy Award IWAY Cookie '''- A Cookie that looks like a Bloxy Award trophy, only available on the week of the Bloxy Awards, also available as a CookiePop.
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*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
 
*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
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== Other flavors ==
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==Other flavors==
 
All of these, apart from SOSOwner/TenGoats' flavors (which are always available), are available by request at your local IWAY Store.
 
All of these, apart from SOSOwner/TenGoats' flavors (which are always available), are available by request at your local IWAY Store.
    
<blockquote>IMPORTANT: Please send your flavor ideas to a member of IWAY Inc, who will determine if the flavor will be accepted or not.</blockquote>
 
<blockquote>IMPORTANT: Please send your flavor ideas to a member of IWAY Inc, who will determine if the flavor will be accepted or not.</blockquote>
<blockquote>All flavors have been reviewed to see if they are good enough. Any Profane words have been replaced with Asterisks (*) and any flavours that involved death or severe injuries were automatically put in Rejected.</blockquote>=== '''SOSOwner/TenGoats''': ===
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<blockquote>All flavors have been reviewed to see if they are good enough. Any Profane words have been replaced with Asterisks (*) and any flavours that involved death or severe injuries were automatically put in Rejected.
* '''IWAY CookiePop '''- Basically an IWAY Cookie on a Lollipop/Cakepop stick (these cookies are smaller so they can fit on the Lollipop/Cakepop sticks. Available in '''White/Dark/Milk Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, the flavors listed below & any other flavour (by request at a local IWAY Store) '''(Exclusively made by Bakiez).
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====SOSOwner/TenGoats''':'''====
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==== SOSOwner/TenGoats (Frappe Range of IWAY Cookies & IWAY CookiePops): ====
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*'''IWAY CookiePop '''- Basically an IWAY Cookie on a Lollipop/Cakepop stick (these cookies are smaller so they can fit on the Lollipop/Cakepop sticks. Available in '''White/Dark/Milk Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, the flavors listed below & any other flavour (by request at a local IWAY Store) '''(Exclusively made by Bakiez).
* '''Frappe '''- One of the flavors from Frappe, not for people for don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant.
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*'''Sam's Failure '''- MSSam invented this one, not me, it is made from all the things that Microsoft Sam failed at in his life. Unlike the Microsoft Sam flavour, they are available all year round.
* '''Cappuccino '''- Another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant.
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* '''Macchiato '''- Yet another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee.
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* '''Latte '''- Yet again, it's another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant
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* '''Mocha '''- Yet, yet again, it's another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant
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==== SOSOwner/TenGoats (Other flavors): ====
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===SOSOwner/TenGoats (Frappe Range of IWAY Cookies & IWAY CookiePops):===
* '''YouTube '''- This flavor of IWAY Cookie which, if eaten by someone who is not a YouTuber, makes them watch 18 hours worth of YouTube videos for each day for 1 month, if eaten by a YouTuber, nothing happens.
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* '''Social Media '''- This flavor of IWAY Cookie which, if eaten by someone who is not on Social Media, makes them join Facebook, Twitter, Discord, YouTube and Instagram, if eaten by someone who is on Social Media (on any of those websites), nothing happens, unless you eat a YouTube flavored IWAY Cookie at the same time, which will also make you watch 18 hours worth of YouTube videos for each day for 1 month.
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*'''Frappe '''- One of the flavors from Frappe, not for people for don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant.
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*'''Cappuccino '''- Another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant.
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*'''Macchiato '''- Yet another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee.
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*'''Latte '''- Yet again, it's another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant
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*'''Mocha '''- Yet, yet again, it's another one of the flavors from Frappe, not for people who don't drink Coffee or are Lactose Intolerant
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* '''IBA''' - Whenever you eat this flavor of IWAY Cookie/CookiePop, it will make you watch 12 hours of Engineering Announcements for the Radio & TV Trade. (it's an actual thing, BTW)
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===SOSOwner/TenGoats (Other flavors):===
* '''ROFL (not to be confused with ROFL City) '''- This flavor, when eaten, makes you roll on the floor while laughing.
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* '''ROFL City (not to be confused with ROFL) '''- This flavor, when eaten, makes you do the following things:
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- Travel on the ROFL City Metro
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- Go up the Thunderbird Tower
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*'''YouTube '''- This flavor of IWAY Cookie which, if eaten by someone who is not a YouTuber, makes them watch 18 hours worth of YouTube videos for each day for 1 month, if eaten by a YouTuber, nothing happens.
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- and many more things.
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*'''Social Media '''- This flavor of IWAY Cookie which, if eaten by someone who is not on Social Media, makes them join Facebook, Twitter, Discord, YouTube and Instagram, if eaten by someone who is on Social Media (on any of those websites), nothing happens, unless you eat a YouTube flavored IWAY Cookie at the same time, which will also make you watch 18 hours worth of YouTube videos for each day for 1 month.
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*'''IBA''' - Whenever you eat this flavor of IWAY Cookie/CookiePop, it will make you watch 12 hours of Engineering Announcements for the Radio & TV Trade. (it's an actual thing, BTW)
*'''Chocolate Chip Vanilla''' - A flavor created by a tribe in the [[The ROFL Island Chain]]. This flavor is a black chocolate-flavored IWAY cookie with white chocolate chip-shaped vanilla on the top. It is cherished as a favorite dessert and celebration snack to the ROFL Island natives. It is imported back to the US by IWAY Corp, the makers of the said cookies.
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*'''ROFL (not to be confused with ROFL City) '''- This flavor, when eaten, makes you roll on the floor while laughing.
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*'''ROFL City (not to be confused with ROFL) '''- This flavor, when eaten, makes you do the following things:
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*'''Bacon''' - A bacon-favored IWAY cookie that if eaten by someone who isn't [[Bacon]], urges to play Minecraft and Escape From HoH SiS. Otherwise, it is given to Bacon as a treat for winning battles during the Battle Against Autism.
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- Travel on the ROFL City Metro
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*'''Supplements '''- A favorite brand of ammunition used for killing Vaccine Troops during the Battle Against Autism, and can burn through the Diarrhea-flavored Highway Cookies. ''This flavor has only just made approval.''
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- Go up the Thunderbird Tower
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*'''HoH SiS''' - A concrete-flavored IWAY cookie that forces you to watch HoH SiS/JoJ YTP's and reenactments.
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- and many more things.
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*'''Billy Mays''' - A cookie that forces you to watch Billy Mays informercials and YTP's.
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===kittykat29===
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*'''Gradius''' - A cookie that forces you to play Gradius and its variants and ports.
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*'''Stardust''' - A cookie made by the nymphs in Microsoft Forest that makes the consumer glow for a whole minute in their favorite color. It is the only cookie sold to the palace besides the Standard flavors.
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===kittykat29===
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*'''Stardust''' - A cookie made by the nymphs in Microsoft Forest that makes the consumer glow for a whole minute in their favorite color. It is the only cookie sold to the palace besides the Standard flavors.
   
The other flavor made by kittykat29 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
The other flavor made by kittykat29 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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*'''Tacos''' - A flavor that tastes like a Mexican fiesta (a.k.a. tacos).
 
*'''Tacos''' - A flavor that tastes like a Mexican fiesta (a.k.a. tacos).
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===[[ShadowFrost88|'''ShadowFrost88''']]===
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==='''[[ShadowFrost88|ShadowFrost88]]'''===
    
*'''Modern Warfare Reflex''' - A cookie with a specialized and concentrated flavor that makes a person obsessed with Modern Warfare reflex.
 
*'''Modern Warfare Reflex''' - A cookie with a specialized and concentrated flavor that makes a person obsessed with Modern Warfare reflex.
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==='''Wonka0111'''===
 
==='''Wonka0111'''===
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*'''BioShock 2''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor derived from that used in the Modern Warfare 2 flavor of IWAY cookies; however, this cookie's flavor will make a person have a sudden urge to play BioShock 2 instead.
 
*'''BioShock 2''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor derived from that used in the Modern Warfare 2 flavor of IWAY cookies; however, this cookie's flavor will make a person have a sudden urge to play BioShock 2 instead.
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==='''Warc9'''===
 
==='''Warc9'''===
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*'''Warc2 Flake '''- A cookie that tastes like Warc2 Flakes.
 
*'''Warc2 Flake '''- A cookie that tastes like Warc2 Flakes.
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===Coopersmadog===
 
===Coopersmadog===
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*'''Crawfish -''' IWAY Cookies with... crawfish tails baked in the cookie dough. It's better than it sounds.
 
*'''Crawfish -''' IWAY Cookies with... crawfish tails baked in the cookie dough. It's better than it sounds.
 
*'''Mardi Gras -''' Regualr Cookies with Green, Yellow, and Purple sprinkles on them. Also comes with IWAY King Cake.
 
*'''Mardi Gras -''' Regualr Cookies with Green, Yellow, and Purple sprinkles on them. Also comes with IWAY King Cake.
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*'''Louisiana State Capitol - '''It tastes like Limestone, just like the actual building!
 
*'''Louisiana State Capitol - '''It tastes like Limestone, just like the actual building!
 
*'''Sweet Tea Flavor '''- Someone decided to throw a bag of tea in some cookie dough. It's not that bad, actually.
 
*'''Sweet Tea Flavor '''- Someone decided to throw a bag of tea in some cookie dough. It's not that bad, actually.
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A flavor made by Coopersmadog has been moved due to incorrect placing, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
A flavor made by Coopersmadog has been moved due to incorrect placing, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
    
==='''Superhotrains'''===
 
==='''Superhotrains'''===
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*'''PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale '''- Makes you obsessed with PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.
 
*'''PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale '''- Makes you obsessed with PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.
 
*'''Cosmic Rainbow''' - A cookie with strawberry and cherry flavor.
 
*'''Cosmic Rainbow''' - A cookie with strawberry and cherry flavor.
    
==='''Sam A. Webster'''===
 
==='''Sam A. Webster'''===
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*'''Coffee & Donuts''' - Cookies that are covered in Coffee and some Donuts.
 
*'''Coffee & Donuts''' - Cookies that are covered in Coffee and some Donuts.
 
*'''Coffee & Bagels '''- Cookies that are covered in Coffee and Bagels.
 
*'''Coffee & Bagels '''- Cookies that are covered in Coffee and Bagels.
 
*'''Pancakes & Syrup '''- Cookies that are shaped like Pancakes and some Syrup to go with it.
 
*'''Pancakes & Syrup '''- Cookies that are shaped like Pancakes and some Syrup to go with it.
 
*'''Dungeness Crab & Butter '''- Cookies that are shaped like a Dungeness Crab and filled with Butter.
 
*'''Dungeness Crab & Butter '''- Cookies that are shaped like a Dungeness Crab and filled with Butter.
* '''Milk & Cereal '''- Cookies that come fully equipped with a Cup of Milk with A Lid on it, and a Cereal-to-Go Package (also from IWAY).
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*'''Milk & Cereal '''- Cookies that come fully equipped with a Cup of Milk with A Lid on it, and a Cereal-to-Go Package (also from IWAY).
* '''Coffee & Cigarettes '''- Same as the Coffee and Donuts and the Coffee and Bagels flavors, only with cigarettes on the back of the cookie.
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*'''Coffee & Cigarettes '''- Same as the Coffee and Donuts and the Coffee and Bagels flavors, only with cigarettes on the back of the cookie.
* '''Chips & Salsa''' - Cookies that look like chips that have been filled with delicious ''Sam A. Webster Salsa''.
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*'''Chips & Salsa''' - Cookies that look like chips that have been filled with delicious ''Sam A. Webster Salsa''.
* '''Salad & Dressing '''- Cookies that taste like delicious ''Sam A. Webster Vegetable Salad ''and covered in an icing that tastes like ''Sam A. Webster's Premium Ranch Dressing''.
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*'''Salad & Dressing '''- Cookies that taste like delicious ''Sam A. Webster Vegetable Salad ''and covered in an icing that tastes like ''Sam A. Webster's Premium Ranch Dressing''.
* '''Bacon & Eggs '''- Bacon-shaped cookies covered in Egg Icing.
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*'''Bacon & Eggs '''- Bacon-shaped cookies covered in Egg Icing.
* '''Ham & Cheese '''- Cookies filled with Ham that's covered in Cheese.
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*'''Ham & Cheese '''- Cookies filled with Ham that's covered in Cheese.
* '''Baked Beans & Grapes '''- Cookies that are shaped like a helping serving of Baked Beans and covered in Grapes-shaped Sprinkles.
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*'''Baked Beans & Grapes '''- Cookies that are shaped like a helping serving of Baked Beans and covered in Grapes-shaped Sprinkles.
* '''Pac-Man World 2 '''- Cookies that make you have an urge to play Pac-Man World 2.
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*'''Pac-Man World 2 '''- Cookies that make you have an urge to play Pac-Man World 2.
* '''Skip-Bo '''- Cookies that Make you have a Sudden Urge to play Skip-Bo, from the makers of UNO!
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*'''Skip-Bo '''- Cookies that Make you have a Sudden Urge to play Skip-Bo, from the makers of UNO!
* '''PB&J '''- Cookies that are filled with Peanut Butter and Jelly.
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*'''PB&J '''- Cookies that are filled with Peanut Butter and Jelly.
    
===AstroComedian1337===
 
===AstroComedian1337===
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*'''Minecraft '''- A flavor that gives the person who eated it an urge to play Minecraft
 
*'''Minecraft '''- A flavor that gives the person who eated it an urge to play Minecraft
 
*'''Roblox''' - A flavor that gives the person who ate it an urge to play Roblox.
 
*'''Roblox''' - A flavor that gives the person who ate it an urge to play Roblox.
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A flavor by AstroComedian1337 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
A flavor by AstroComedian1337 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
    
===Mideval Robloxian===
 
===Mideval Robloxian===
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*'''Gears of War''' - A flavor that gives the person who ate it a urge to play Gears of War.
 
*'''Gears of War''' - A flavor that gives the person who ate it a urge to play Gears of War.
 
*'''Lemon-Lime '''- A Really Tasty Cookie that has the flavor of Lemon-Lime Soda.
 
*'''Lemon-Lime '''- A Really Tasty Cookie that has the flavor of Lemon-Lime Soda.
 
*'''''Super ''Cosmic''' '''Rainbow '''- Better than "Cosmic Rainbow" but instead of Strawberries it has Lemon, Cherry, Vanilla, and Lime.
 
*'''''Super ''Cosmic''' '''Rainbow '''- Better than "Cosmic Rainbow" but instead of Strawberries it has Lemon, Cherry, Vanilla, and Lime.
 
*'''Giant Raisin Covered Cream Cookie''' - The cookie has cream inside and has raisins in it. It is bigger than any IWAY cookie. It is the size of a burger bun. When you take a bite of it, the top of the cookie will cause a tiny explosion and cream will gush out of it. Little bits of tomatoes, cheese, and burger will slide out.
 
*'''Giant Raisin Covered Cream Cookie''' - The cookie has cream inside and has raisins in it. It is bigger than any IWAY cookie. It is the size of a burger bun. When you take a bite of it, the top of the cookie will cause a tiny explosion and cream will gush out of it. Little bits of tomatoes, cheese, and burger will slide out.
* '''Steak Flavored'''- An IWAY cookie filled with roasted steak in it.
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*'''Steak Flavored'''- An IWAY cookie filled with roasted steak in it.
* '''Cola'''- A Cookie that tastes just like a bottle of Soda Pop
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*'''Cola'''- A Cookie that tastes just like a bottle of Soda Pop
* '''Cheese'''- Tastes like Cheese. Need I say more?
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*'''Cheese'''- Tastes like Cheese. Need I say more?
* '''''Cherry''''' '''Cheese Cake'''- A Cookie that has a Cheese Cake Filling, Cherry Glaze, and Cherry's (with no seeds) inside of the Cookie.
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*'''''Cherry''''' '''Cheese Cake'''- A Cookie that has a Cheese Cake Filling, Cherry Glaze, and Cherry's (with no seeds) inside of the Cookie.
* '''CHOCOLATE OVERLOAD'''- A Cookie filled with a lot of Chocolate. Chocolate, Chocolate Icing, Chocolate Cream filling, Chocolate sprinkles, and Chocolate Shell, All in one Big Chocolate Breading.
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*'''CHOCOLATE OVERLOAD'''- A Cookie filled with a lot of Chocolate. Chocolate, Chocolate Icing, Chocolate Cream filling, Chocolate sprinkles, and Chocolate Shell, All in one Big Chocolate Breading.
* '''Sausage'''- A Cookie with real Sausage
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*'''Sausage'''- A Cookie with real Sausage
* '''Greasy Beef'''- A Cookie with grounded up Beef and Deep Fried in Grease.
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*'''Greasy Beef'''- A Cookie with grounded up Beef and Deep Fried in Grease.
* '''Buttery Lobster'''- A Cookie with grounded up Lobster and cover in rich creamy butter
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*'''Buttery Lobster'''- A Cookie with grounded up Lobster and cover in rich creamy butter
* '''Rainbow*'''-''' '''A Cookie made with all the fruity icing that matches the colors of the rainbow. *Rare Flavor.
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*'''Rainbow*'''-A Cookie made with all the fruity icing that matches the colors of the rainbow. *Rare Flavor.
* '''Gummy'''- A Cookie that is filled with Gummy Candy.
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*'''Gummy'''- A Cookie that is filled with Gummy Candy.
* '''Onion'''- A Really Horrible Tasting Cookie. Tastes like a Onion. ''This flavor has only just made approval.''
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*'''Onion'''- A Really Horrible Tasting Cookie. Tastes like a Onion. ''This flavor has only just made approval.''
* '''Onion Ketchup Peanut Surprise''' (Reference to Spongebob) - Name says it all. Tastes okay, but it makes your breath smelly.
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*'''Onion Ketchup Peanut Surprise''' (Reference to Spongebob) - Name says it all. Tastes okay, but it makes your breath smelly.
* '''Undertale''' - A cookie that in the shape of a heart with red icing on top of it. Eating it gives the consumer an urge to play all runs of the game Undertale (Genocide Run, Neutral Run, and Pacifist Run), fan games, watch fan animations, read fan comics, and listen to every single fanmade Undertale song.
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*'''Undertale''' - A cookie that in the shape of a heart with red icing on top of it. Eating it gives the consumer an urge to play all runs of the game Undertale (Genocide Run, Neutral Run, and Pacifist Run), fan games, watch fan animations, read fan comics, and listen to every single fanmade Undertale song.
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3 flavors made by Mideval Robloxian have been rejected and another one moved due to incorrect placing, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
3 flavors made by Mideval Robloxian have been rejected and another one moved due to incorrect placing, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
    
===TheworldofBingbang32===
 
===TheworldofBingbang32===
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*'''Oreo''' - A full recreation of milk's favorite cookie from the original Earth.
 
*'''Oreo''' - A full recreation of milk's favorite cookie from the original Earth.
 
*'''Cheeseburger''' - A cookie that looks like a burger. It has ground-up all-beef patties, cheese, and ketchup inside. It is the size of a burger bun, and is sold in White Castle-style openable carrying boxes.
 
*'''Cheeseburger''' - A cookie that looks like a burger. It has ground-up all-beef patties, cheese, and ketchup inside. It is the size of a burger bun, and is sold in White Castle-style openable carrying boxes.
 
*'''Diarrhea Infested Toilet''' - Even though this flavor was created by AstroComedian1337, in the Snee-Oosh Errors series, it was discontinued due to health reasons like the Creepypasta flavor.
 
*'''Diarrhea Infested Toilet''' - Even though this flavor was created by AstroComedian1337, in the Snee-Oosh Errors series, it was discontinued due to health reasons like the Creepypasta flavor.
 
*'''Autism''' - Makes you want to support autism for life.
 
*'''Autism''' - Makes you want to support autism for life.
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A flavor made by TheworldofBingBang32 has been moved due to incorrect placing and another has been rejected due to an extremely long description, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
A flavor made by TheworldofBingBang32 has been moved due to incorrect placing and another has been rejected due to an extremely long description, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
    
===Scdaniel9000===
 
===Scdaniel9000===
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*'''Intel '''- A cookie that makes you always buy stuff by Intel Incorporated Inc.
 
*'''Intel '''- A cookie that makes you always buy stuff by Intel Incorporated Inc.
 
*'<nowiki/>''Windows Vista '''- A cookie that lets you keep windows vista '''FOREVER!!''' and you '''<nowiki>CAN'T '</nowiki>'''''EVER '''get rid of Windows Vista... '''NEVER EVER EVER. -Mideval: OH GOD! Windows Vista IS REALLY EVIL!'''
 
*'<nowiki/>''Windows Vista '''- A cookie that lets you keep windows vista '''FOREVER!!''' and you '''<nowiki>CAN'T '</nowiki>'''''EVER '''get rid of Windows Vista... '''NEVER EVER EVER. -Mideval: OH GOD! Windows Vista IS REALLY EVIL!'''
 
*'''LBP2 '''- A cookie that makes you wanna play LBP2 non-stop. -Mideval: True Story.
 
*'''LBP2 '''- A cookie that makes you wanna play LBP2 non-stop. -Mideval: True Story.
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2 flavors made by Scdaniel9000 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
2 flavors made by Scdaniel9000 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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===[[jemgirl8588|'''jemgirl8588''']]===
    
*'''Cupcake''': A cookie that tastes like vanilla cupcakes, with sprinkles. It has vanilla frosting with sprinkles, and vanilla filling inside.
 
*'''Cupcake''': A cookie that tastes like vanilla cupcakes, with sprinkles. It has vanilla frosting with sprinkles, and vanilla filling inside.
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*'''Double Fudge Molten Cake''': A cookie that tastes like dark chocolate, has chocolate icing on it, and chocolate filling inside.
 
*'''Double Fudge Molten Cake''': A cookie that tastes like dark chocolate, has chocolate icing on it, and chocolate filling inside.
 
*'''Birthday Cake Surprise''': A cookie that tastes like cake batter, with vanilla frosting-flavored filling. It has vanilla frosting on top with rainbow sprinkles. On the frosting, it's labeled "Happy Birthday!"
 
*'''Birthday Cake Surprise''': A cookie that tastes like cake batter, with vanilla frosting-flavored filling. It has vanilla frosting on top with rainbow sprinkles. On the frosting, it's labeled "Happy Birthday!"
==== Special Jem flavors====
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====Special Jem flavors====
 
These are sold at Superstar IWAY Cookies in ROFL City, California (and if requested, at your local IWAY Store).
 
These are sold at Superstar IWAY Cookies in ROFL City, California (and if requested, at your local IWAY Store).
* '''Rockin' Chocolate''': A cookie that tastes like chocolate with chocolate filling, with gold star shaped sprinkles on top.
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* '''Very Outrageous Vanilla''': A cookie that tastes like vanilla with vanilla icing on top, along with silver star shaped sprinkles on top.
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* '''Strawberry Starlight''': A cookie that tastes like strawberry with strawberry filling, with pink shiny star shaped sprinkles on top.
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=== TimvanIconer101 ===
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*'''Rockin' Chocolate''': A cookie that tastes like chocolate with chocolate filling, with gold star shaped sprinkles on top.
* '''Madonna''': This flavour causes the urge to listen, watch shmexy pr0nz, and watch Madonna's EVERYTHING. Ha. Soi.
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*'''Very Outrageous Vanilla''': A cookie that tastes like vanilla with vanilla icing on top, along with silver star shaped sprinkles on top.
* '''Kerbal''': This flavour turns you to a kerbal and forces you to play Kerbal Space Program non-stop.
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*'''Strawberry Starlight''': A cookie that tastes like strawberry with strawberry filling, with pink shiny star shaped sprinkles on top.
* Diarrhoea: This flavour oddly tastes like Sam's diarrhoea scooped out from his Diarrhea-Infested Toilet, despite looking like LOLgian chocolate.
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===TimvanIconer101===
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*'''Madonna''': This flavour causes the urge to listen, watch shmexy pr0nz, and watch Madonna's EVERYTHING. Ha. Soi.
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*'''Kerbal''': This flavour turns you to a kerbal and forces you to play Kerbal Space Program non-stop.
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*Diarrhoea: This flavour oddly tastes like Sam's diarrhoea scooped out from his Diarrhea-Infested Toilet, despite looking like LOLgian chocolate.
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A flavor by Timvanlconer101 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
A flavor by Timvanlconer101 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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=== '''HEfan1998''' ===
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==='''HEfan1998'''===
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*'''Humongous Entertainment'''- This flavor gets you obsessed with HE.
 
*'''Humongous Entertainment'''- This flavor gets you obsessed with HE.
 
*'''Tommo Inc.'''- This flavor makes you wanna work at Tommo inc.
 
*'''Tommo Inc.'''- This flavor makes you wanna work at Tommo inc.
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===Lamboguy633===
 
===Lamboguy633===
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*'''Let's Make a Deal'''- A cookie with a specialized and concentrated flavor that makes a person have a sudden urge to watch Let's Make a Deal. This cookie actually appeared on Let's Make a Deal on March 13, 2017.
 
*'''Let's Make a Deal'''- A cookie with a specialized and concentrated flavor that makes a person have a sudden urge to watch Let's Make a Deal. This cookie actually appeared on Let's Make a Deal on March 13, 2017.
 
*'''The Price is right'''- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person have a sudden urge to watch the Price is Right.
 
*'''The Price is right'''- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person have a sudden urge to watch the Price is Right.
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*'''Cliffhangers'''- A cookie that is shaped like [[Yodely Guy|Yodely Guy's]] head. This cookie has a specialized flavor that makes a person have a sudden urge to watch episodes of The Price is Right where the Cliffhangers game is played, go on The Price is Right and play Cliffhangers, sing the ballad of Yodely Guy, dress up like Yodely Guy, and actually climb to the top of a mountain and jump off. This flavor is most common in Germany and Switzerland.
 
*'''Cliffhangers'''- A cookie that is shaped like [[Yodely Guy|Yodely Guy's]] head. This cookie has a specialized flavor that makes a person have a sudden urge to watch episodes of The Price is Right where the Cliffhangers game is played, go on The Price is Right and play Cliffhangers, sing the ballad of Yodely Guy, dress up like Yodely Guy, and actually climb to the top of a mountain and jump off. This flavor is most common in Germany and Switzerland.
 
*'''MD-11'''- This cookie has a specialized flavor that makes a person obsessed with the McDonnell Douglas MD-11 and sing Lamboguy633's hit single "The MD-11 Rap".
 
*'''MD-11'''- This cookie has a specialized flavor that makes a person obsessed with the McDonnell Douglas MD-11 and sing Lamboguy633's hit single "The MD-11 Rap".
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A flavor made by Lamboguy633 has been moved due to incorrect placing and another has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
A flavor made by Lamboguy633 has been moved due to incorrect placing and another has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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=== Tigerclaw64 ===
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===Tigerclaw64===
* '''MLG''': This flavor gives you the urge to watch MLG videos and blast airhorns randomly whenever someone says something and scream.
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* '''Cactus''': This flavor feels like you are taking bites out of a cactus and has the affects of cactus juice and makes you see giant mushrooms, thinking that maybe they are friendly. Mainly they are sold in Arizona.
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*'''MLG''': This flavor gives you the urge to watch MLG videos and blast airhorns randomly whenever someone says something and scream.
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*'''Cactus''': This flavor feels like you are taking bites out of a cactus and has the affects of cactus juice and makes you see giant mushrooms, thinking that maybe they are friendly. Mainly they are sold in Arizona.
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A flavor by Tigerclaw64 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
A flavor by Tigerclaw64 has been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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=== '''AgentEliteFirey''' ===
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==='''AgentEliteFirey'''===
* Ultimate Flavor: This flavor gives you some ultimate powers to destroy anyone.
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* Rainbow Flavor: This flavor is the one and most craziest of the TTS Universe, because is created by mixing rainbow cream and cookie dough. If you eat one, you're starting to vomit rainbows.
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*Ultimate Flavor: This flavor gives you some ultimate powers to destroy anyone.
* Awakening Flavor: This flavor will give you awakening powers if you eat one.
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*Rainbow Flavor: This flavor is the one and most craziest of the TTS Universe, because is created by mixing rainbow cream and cookie dough. If you eat one, you're starting to vomit rainbows.
* Celestial Flavor: This flavor contains the celestial powers from the Celestial Towers, they are: Solar, Vortex, Nebula and Stardust. If eaten one, you will gain celestial powers.
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*Awakening Flavor: This flavor will give you awakening powers if you eat one.
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*Celestial Flavor: This flavor contains the celestial powers from the Celestial Towers, they are: Solar, Vortex, Nebula and Stardust. If eaten one, you will gain celestial powers.
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==='''Kammiejr'''===
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*Blue Army Edition: An edition only sold in the Blue Army HQ, it's package has 100,000 normal IWAY cookies.
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*Anti-NSA Flavor: This flavor, if eaten by an NSA Agent, kills them instantly.
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=== '''Kammiejr''' ===
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* Blue Army Edition: An edition only sold in the Blue Army HQ, it's package has 100,000 normal IWAY cookies.
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* Anti-NSA Flavor: This flavor, if eaten by an NSA Agent, kills them instantly.
   
Aginnon
 
Aginnon
* OPM Flavor: This flavor in particular, was a fan favorite of Sam and Mike, due to it the IWAY Cookie equaliment to the England based Official Playstation Magazine. When eaten, Mike or Sam may urge to play games which scored 8, 9 or 10 which were dependant on the reviewer.
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=== [[TheNitroFlamer]] ===
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*OPM Flavor: This flavor in particular, was a fan favorite of Sam and Mike, due to it the IWAY Cookie equaliment to the England based Official Playstation Magazine. When eaten, Mike or Sam may urge to play games which scored 8, 9 or 10 which were dependant on the reviewer.
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===[[TheNitroFlamer]]===
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*'''Super Chocolate''' - A cookie made with chocolate, with chocolate chips and chocolate creme, and anyone who eats it, receives urges to bathe in chocolate.
 
*'''Super Chocolate''' - A cookie made with chocolate, with chocolate chips and chocolate creme, and anyone who eats it, receives urges to bathe in chocolate.
 
*'''Sam's Diarrhea''' - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler.
 
*'''Sam's Diarrhea''' - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler.
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*'''Modern Warfare 2''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person obsessed with Modern Warfare 2.
 
*'''Modern Warfare 2''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person obsessed with Modern Warfare 2.
 
*'''MLG''' - This flavor gives you the urge to watch MLG videos and blast airhorns randomly whenever someone says something and scream.
 
*'''MLG''' - This flavor gives you the urge to watch MLG videos and blast airhorns randomly whenever someone says something and scream.
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2 flavors by TheNitroFlamer have been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
2 flavors by TheNitroFlamer have been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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=== Joshua Rocha ===
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===Joshua Rocha===
* '''John Cena:''' This flavor gives you urges to watch John Cena memes 24/7.
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*'''John Cena:''' This flavor gives you urges to watch John Cena memes 24/7.
    
*'''MLG:''' This makes you obsessed with dank memes.
 
*'''MLG:''' This makes you obsessed with dank memes.
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*'''Radical Drugs:''' This flavor makes the person effected high until they crash. Then it self-cures itself.
 
*'''Radical Drugs:''' This flavor makes the person effected high until they crash. Then it self-cures itself.
 
*'''Windows Crazy Colors:''' Makes your computer run Windows Crazy Colors.
 
*'''Windows Crazy Colors:''' Makes your computer run Windows Crazy Colors.
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2 flavors by Joshua Rocha have been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
2 flavors by Joshua Rocha have been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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=== Mr Hazmie ===
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===Mr Hazmie===
 
All the flavors made by Mr Hazmie have been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
 
All the flavors made by Mr Hazmie have been rejected, please see '''Rejected Flavors'''
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=== BM44 ===
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===BM44===
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*'''Squirrel Girl''' - When you eat this flavor, it will instantly turn you into Squirrel Girl. You can change back by drinking flavored water.
 
*'''Squirrel Girl''' - When you eat this flavor, it will instantly turn you into Squirrel Girl. You can change back by drinking flavored water.
 
*'''BBQ Chicken''' - The world's newest unusual IWAY Cookie flavor. It tastes like, according to [[Microsoft Sam]], a grill.
 
*'''BBQ Chicken''' - The world's newest unusual IWAY Cookie flavor. It tastes like, according to [[Microsoft Sam]], a grill.
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*'''Smashy Road''' - A cookie shaped like a vehicle from the Smashy Road games, the Tank Destroyer. If eaten by anyone, they will be forced to play ''Smashy Road: Wanted'' and ''Smashy Road: Arena'' 24/7, get all vehicles, weapons, and colors for free, have unlimited money, unlimited score, and much more.
 
*'''Smashy Road''' - A cookie shaped like a vehicle from the Smashy Road games, the Tank Destroyer. If eaten by anyone, they will be forced to play ''Smashy Road: Wanted'' and ''Smashy Road: Arena'' 24/7, get all vehicles, weapons, and colors for free, have unlimited money, unlimited score, and much more.
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=== '''SonicFan08''' ===
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==='''SonicFan08'''===
* Smurf - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watching the Smurfs movies/TV shows.
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* ITV - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watching old and new ITV idents.
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*Smurf - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watching the Smurfs movies/TV shows.
* EastEnders - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watching the BBC soap opera EastEnders.
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*ITV - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watching old and new ITV idents.
* Wales - When anyone eats this cookie, it will turn their language to Welsh and urge them to visit Wales.
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*EastEnders - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watching the BBC soap opera EastEnders.
* Lambie-Nairn - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watch logos made by Lambie-Nairn like Channel 4, CBeebies, Pearl and Dean, etc.
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*Wales - When anyone eats this cookie, it will turn their language to Welsh and urge them to visit Wales.
* Emmerdale - When anyone eats this cookie, it well urge them to watch the ITV soap opera Emmerdale.
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*Lambie-Nairn - When anyone eats this cookie, it will urge them to watch logos made by Lambie-Nairn like Channel 4, CBeebies, Pearl and Dean, etc.
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*Emmerdale - When anyone eats this cookie, it well urge them to watch the ITV soap opera Emmerdale.
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'''A flavor by SonicFan08 has been rejected, see the Rejected Flavors.'''
 
'''A flavor by SonicFan08 has been rejected, see the Rejected Flavors.'''
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=== '''Tomodachidude45678''' ===
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==='''Tomodachidude45678'''===
* Fortnite - Shaped like a capital letter F in the Burbank Big Condensed Black font, which is the font the games logo uses. It tastes like however the shield potions from the game taste like, eating it will render the consumer immune to the next 10 bullets that hit them, however, there is a 64% chance that the consumer will get an urge to play the game Fortnite without stopping for 5 hours.
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* 8-Bit - A chocolate chip IWAY cookie, but made of pixels. It is extremely delicious, but, will make the consumer 8-bit for 10 minutes.
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*Fortnite - Shaped like a capital letter F in the Burbank Big Condensed Black font, which is the font the games logo uses. It tastes like however the shield potions from the game taste like, eating it will render the consumer immune to the next 10 bullets that hit them, however, there is a 64% chance that the consumer will get an urge to play the game Fortnite without stopping for 5 hours.
=== '''Timebomb192potato''' ===
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*8-Bit - A chocolate chip IWAY cookie, but made of pixels. It is extremely delicious, but, will make the consumer 8-bit for 10 minutes.
* Sagwa - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring which if consumed by someone who has never seen ''Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat'', will make them obsessed with the show... ''permanently''. If a furry or a Sagwa fan eats this, nothing happens. Sold mainly at furcons and in Canada.
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* Mama Miao - A spinoff of the Sagwa flavor. This is an IWAY cookie with special flavoring which if consumed will turn someone into Mama Miao, Sagwa's mother. You can turn back by eating the Marshmallow Suprise CookiePop.
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==='''Timebomb192potato'''===
* Devo - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed by someone who isn't a Devo fan, makes them have (uncontrollable) urges to listen to their music, wear their outfits, and run around with a whip scream-singing "Whip It". If eaten by a Spudboy or Beautiful Mutant, nothing happens.
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* Gawain's Word - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress up as a knight and hold jousting tournaments where two brave knights in shining armour charge together at high speeds and make a word.
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*Sagwa - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring which if consumed by someone who has never seen ''Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat'', will make them obsessed with the show... ''permanently''. If a furry or a Sagwa fan eats this, nothing happens. Sold mainly at furcons and in Canada.
* Drew Pickles - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress as Drew Pickles and do all the crazy **** he does. If eaten by a Barney Bunch member or a woman, nothing happens. Sold mainly at screenings of Barney Bunch pornos and internet troll gatherings.
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*Mama Miao - A spinoff of the Sagwa flavor. This is an IWAY cookie with special flavoring which if consumed will turn someone into Mama Miao, Sagwa's mother. You can turn back by eating the Marshmallow Suprise CookiePop.
* Venezuela - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like Hugo Chavez's head which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to: denounce the U.S., promote the Bolivarian Revolution, be racist to Jews under the guise of supporting Palestine, and imprison anti-socialism activists in an abandoned shopping mall-turned-NSA ripoff's headquarters.
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*Devo - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed by someone who isn't a Devo fan, makes them have (uncontrollable) urges to listen to their music, wear their outfits, and run around with a whip scream-singing "Whip It". If eaten by a Spudboy or Beautiful Mutant, nothing happens.
* mark3611 - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like a sea turtle which if consumed by someone who has never seen his videos, gives them urges to use Suicide Putty and The Big City Toilet, live in a rundown, 80-year-old bungalow, and have a permanent seal added to the corner of their left/right eye. You can turn back to normal by eating the Strawberry Starlight CookiePop.
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*Gawain's Word - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress up as a knight and hold jousting tournaments where two brave knights in shining armour charge together at high speeds and make a word.
* Massachusetts - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring shaped like the state of Massachusetts, which if consumed by a non-Massachusetts resident, gives them urges to visit Massachusetts, sing "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" and other Dropkick Murphys songs, and become a fan of Massachusetts sports teams. If eaten by a Massachusetts native, nothing happens.
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*Drew Pickles - A specially flavored IWAY cookie which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to dress as Drew Pickles and do all the crazy **** he does. If eaten by a Barney Bunch member or a woman, nothing happens. Sold mainly at screenings of Barney Bunch pornos and internet troll gatherings.
* Robbie Rotten - A cookie shaped like Robbie Rotten's head, which if consumed, turns the consumer into a Villain Number One. If consumed by Sportaflop or heroes/superheroes, he has/they have a ''SUGAR MELTDOWN'', and if consumed by LazyTown fans or villains, nothing happens.
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*Venezuela - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like Hugo Chavez's red beret which if consumed, makes the consumer have urges to: denounce the U.S., promote the Bolivarian Revolution, be racist to Jews under the guise of supporting Palestine, and imprison anti-socialism activists in an abandoned shopping mall-turned-NSA ripoff's headquarters. Mainly sold in Venezuela and other Latin American nations affected by the pink tide.
* Steve - A cookie shaped like Steve's Handy Dandy Notebook, if consumed by someone it turns the consumer into a green striped shirt-wearing man who constantly solves mysteries in a continual cycle with a blue dog and live in a world of talking utensils. If consumed by a ''Blue's Clues'' fan or a jazz musician, nothing happens.
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*mark3611 - A specially flavored IWAY cookie shaped like a sea turtle which if consumed by someone who has never seen his videos, gives them urges to use Suicide Putty and The Big City Toilet, live in a rundown, 80-year-old bungalow, and have a permanent seal added to the corner of their left/right eye. You can turn back to normal by eating the Strawberry Starlight CookiePop.
* Joe - Same as Steve, but it's shaped like Joe's Handy Dandy Notebook and the drawings of the things you find come to life and sing a badly-written song.
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*Massachusetts - A IWAY cookie with special flavoring shaped like the state of Massachusetts, which if consumed by a non-Massachusetts resident, gives them urges to visit Massachusetts, sing "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" and other Dropkick Murphys songs, and become a fan of Massachusetts sports teams. If eaten by a Massachusetts native, nothing happens.
* The Monster Rap - A cookie shaped like Frankenstein's head with special flavoring, which if consumed by someone, gives them urges to listen to the song "The Monster Rap" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett.
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*Robbie Rotten - A cookie shaped like Robbie Rotten's head, which if consumed, turns the consumer into a Villain Number One. If consumed by Sportaflop or heroes/superheroes, he has/they have a ''SUGAR MELTDOWN'', and if consumed by LazyTown fans or villains, nothing happens.
* Sailor Moon - A cookie shaped like a yellow crescent moon. It gives the consumer urges to watch the ''Sailor Moon'' anime. If consumed by an otaku or Moonie - nothing happens.
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*Steve - A cookie shaped like Steve's Handy Dandy Notebook, if consumed by someone it turns the consumer into a green striped shirt-wearing man who constantly solves mysteries in a continual cycle with a blue dog and live in a world of talking utensils. If consumed by a ''Blue's Clues'' fan or a jazz musician, nothing happens.
* Carolina Reaper - A cookie made from Carolina Reaper chili peppers mixed with cookie dough. Due to... erm... interesting taste test results, it is mainly sold at spicy food festivals and is available at a few IWAY stores.
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*Joe - Same as Steve, but it's shaped like Joe's Handy Dandy Notebook and the drawings of the things you find come to life and sing a badly-written song.
* Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
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*The Monster Rap - A cookie shaped like Frankenstein's head with special flavoring, which if consumed by someone, gives them urges to listen to the song "The Monster Rap" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett.
* Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
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*Sailor Moon - A cookie shaped like a yellow crescent moon. It gives the consumer urges to watch the ''Sailor Moon'' anime. If consumed by an otaku or Moonie - nothing happens.
* Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like a whopping 6-pound bucket of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
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*Carolina Reaper - A cookie made from Carolina Reaper chili peppers mixed with cookie dough. Due to... erm... interesting taste test results, it is mainly sold at spicy food festivals and is available at a few IWAY stores.
* PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
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*Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
* Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
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*Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
* Cardcaptor Sakura - A cookie shaped like a card which gives you urges to watch the ''Cardcaptor Sakura'' anime. The CookiePop version resembles the lollipop cookie... thing Cerberus eats in the first OP.
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*Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like a whopping 6-pound bucket of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
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*PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
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*Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
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*Cardcaptor Sakura - A cookie shaped like a card which gives you urges to watch the ''Cardcaptor Sakura'' anime. The CookiePop version resembles the lollipop cookie... thing Cerberus eats in the first OP.
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=== HarryTehRobloxPlayer ===
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===HarryTehRobloxPlayer===
 
Special flavors of IWAY Cookies in Harry's Universe. In my world, IWAY Cookies are a rival to Goodman Cookies.
 
Special flavors of IWAY Cookies in Harry's Universe. In my world, IWAY Cookies are a rival to Goodman Cookies.
* Roblox - Makes you play the following games: Work At A Pizza Place, Catalog Heaven, and Epic Minigames, for 1 week.
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* Lincoln - Makes you go to Lincoln, England, and takes you to Lincoln Cathedral, Lincoln Castle, the Lincoln Central train station, and the High Street of Lincoln for 24 hours.
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* Memes - Makes you have an obsession with memes for 24 hours.
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* ROFLcopter - Makes you drive a ROFLcopter for 24 hours.
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* Chicken McNuggets - A cookie that tastes like chicken nuggets. It also takes you to McDonalds to get 100 Chicken McNuggets for 2 years.
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* Fortnite Battle Royale - Makes you play Fortnite Battle Royale and keep getting Victory Royales for a week.
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* London - A cookie that is in the shape of Greater London. When eating it, it takes you to the Big Ben, St Pauls Cathedral, Kings Cross, Wembley Stadium, London Heathrow Airport, the M25, Buckingham Palace, and the Shard, all in 24 hours.
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* Minecraft - Makes you play Minecraft on the XBOX for 24 hours.
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* BBC News - Makes you watch BBC News idents for 24 hours straight.
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* Channel 4 - Makes you watch the Channel 4 "Fourscore" ident for 24 hours straight.
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== Discontinued flavors ==
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*Roblox - Makes you play the following games: Work At A Pizza Place, Catalog Heaven, and Epic Minigames, for 1 week.
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*Lincoln - Makes you go to Lincoln, England, and takes you to Lincoln Cathedral, Lincoln Castle, the Lincoln Central train station, and the High Street of Lincoln for 24 hours.
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*Memes - Makes you have an obsession with memes for 24 hours.
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*ROFLcopter - Makes you drive a ROFLcopter for 24 hours.
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*Chicken McNuggets - A cookie that tastes like chicken nuggets. It also takes you to McDonalds to get 100 Chicken McNuggets for 2 years.
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*Fortnite Battle Royale - Makes you play Fortnite Battle Royale and keep getting Victory Royales for a week.
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*London - A cookie that is in the shape of Greater London. When eating it, it takes you to the Big Ben, St Pauls Cathedral, Kings Cross, Wembley Stadium, London Heathrow Airport, the M25, Buckingham Palace, and the Shard, all in 24 hours.
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*Minecraft - Makes you play Minecraft on the XBOX for 24 hours.
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*BBC News - Makes you watch BBC News idents for 24 hours straight.
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*Channel 4 - Makes you watch the Channel 4 "Fourscore" ident for 24 hours straight.
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===Kenstertube===
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*'''Triple Chocolate Chip''' - What makes this different from double chocolate is that the milk in the ingredients is chocolate milk.
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*'''Vanilla Chip''' - Basically like Chocolate Chip, only with Vanilla in it.
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*'''Cinnamon Roll Sugar''' - It's self-explanatory.
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*'''Bacon Chocolate Chip''' - It's basically a form of chocolate chip only with Bacon (needs more bacon), It's considered a favorite to Bacon.
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*'''Microsoft Sam''' - An IWAY Cookie with Microsoft Sam's Likeness involved, Sam and the IWAY Corporation sell this once a year on his birthday (February 17th), it has a mix of blue food coloring for his clothes, chocolate for his hair, irises, nose, mouth, and vanilla for his eyes and shoes.
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===FairPlay137-TTS===
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In the FairPlay137-TTS Universe, Special IWAY Cookie flavors are created not only in the ROFL City Official IWAY Factory, but they also are imported from other universes as well.
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*'''Reggie''' - Infects you with the "My Body is Reggie" virus, which causes you to spontaneously say "My Body is Reggie" while operating a Mac and a Wii Balance Board. Initially rejected, but was accepted once Mac Alex became a member of Team IWAY.
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*'''Windows Vista''' - Makes you love Windows Vista for one week. Has no relation to the rejected flavor.
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*'''Fasteners''' - Makes you obsessed with fasteners for a random amount of time.
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*'''Tacos''' - I bet everyone knows what this does... Was ''almost'' rejected, but then it was discovered that FP137!Mac Alex (apparently) has a secret affection for tacos.
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===[[TheAudio177]]===
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*TBA*
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==Discontinued flavors==
 
These flavors have been discontinued.
 
These flavors have been discontinued.
* '''Tyne & Wear '''- A flavor created by SOSOwner and Dev3LM (not on the Wiki) which, if you eat it, makes you travel on Tyne & Wear Metro, All The Stations style. Does not affect anyone in TWM Roblox or work for Nexus (UK). Discontinued.
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* '''Subland''' - A flavor created by SOSOwner which, if you eat it, will make you travel to Subland City (the Roblox game) and ride on the Metro system there. Does not apply if you work for Subland Metro or Subland City Council. Discontinued.
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* '''Stepford '''- This flavor, was surprisingly invented by a partially blind person. The replacement to the TWM and Subland cookies, both now discontinued. Discontinued.
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== Rejected flavors ==
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*'''Tyne & Wear '''- A flavor created by SOSOwner and Dev3LM (not on the Wiki) which, if you eat it, makes you travel on Tyne & Wear Metro, All The Stations style. Does not affect anyone in TWM Roblox or work for Nexus (UK). Discontinued.
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*'''Subland''' - A flavor created by SOSOwner which, if you eat it, will make you travel to Subland City (the Roblox game) and ride on the Metro system there. Does not apply if you work for Subland Metro or Subland City Council. Discontinued.
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*'''Stepford '''- This flavor, was surprisingly invented by a partially blind person. The replacement to the TWM and Subland cookies, both now discontinued. Discontinued.
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*'''Bloxy Award IWAY Cookie '''- A Cookie that looks like a Bloxy Award trophy, only available on the week of the Bloxy Awards, also available as a CookiePop. Discontinued.
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==Rejected flavors==
 
These flavors were rejected for various reasons, these may still be available at your local IWAY store, but only if you are insane or if you are a character who likes the flavor.
 
These flavors were rejected for various reasons, these may still be available at your local IWAY store, but only if you are insane or if you are a character who likes the flavor.
* Mr Hazmie - This person made the following flavors: Malaysia, Najib Razak, Bill Cipher, Darth Vader, Mercedes Benz W140(S Class Model), Mercedes Benz C Class(W202), Minecraft Bedrock, Windows 8.1, Natural Microsoft Sam, Microsoft David and Allahu Akbar. These flavors have all been rejected because of multiple reasons, the person responsible is also barred from entering ROFL City.
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* Sam's Diarrhea - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler. Rejected because of health concerns and possible death.
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*Mr Hazmie - This person made the following flavors: Malaysia, Najib Razak, Bill Cipher, Darth Vader, Mercedes Benz W140(S Class Model), Mercedes Benz C Class(W202), Minecraft Bedrock, Windows 8.1, Natural Microsoft Sam, Microsoft David and Allahu Akbar. These flavors have all been rejected because of multiple reasons, the person responsible is also barred from entering ROFL City.
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* Tornado sirens: This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Sam's Diarrhea - A cookie made with a cookie dough fused with a sample of diarrhea from Sam's diarrhea infested toilet named Shitler. Anyone who eats it gets Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, The Real Sucky Virus, Ebola, and urges to resurrect Hitler. Rejected because of health concerns and possible death.
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* Wayne Brady- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person want to listen, have kids with, watch films, **********, and make deals with Wayne Brady. Rejected due to grossness and ***ual relations.
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*Tornado sirens: This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off. Rejected due to possible death.
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* Farty Pants- A cookie that tastes and smells like a big giant fart. It makes a person fart every 2.3 seconds until the consumer takes a dump. This flavor was discontinued due to health concerns.
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*Wayne Brady- A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes a person want to listen, have kids with, watch films, **********, and make deals with Wayne Brady. Rejected due to grossness and ***ual relations.
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* Diarrhoea: This flavour oddly tastes like Sam's diarrhoea scooped out from his Diarrhea-Infested Toilet, despite looking like LOLgian chocolate. Rejected because of health concerns.
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*Farty Pants- A cookie that tastes and smells like a big giant fart. It makes a person fart every 2.3 seconds until the consumer takes a dump. This flavor was discontinued due to health concerns.
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* Windows Vista '''- A cookie that lets you keep windows vista '''FOREVER!!''' and you '''CAN'T'' '<nowiki/>'''''EVER '''get rid of Windows Vista... '''NEVER EVER EVER. -Mideval: OH GOD! Windows Vista IS REALLY EVIL! '''Rejected because of possible death and BSOD's.
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*Diarrhoea: This flavour oddly tastes like Sam's diarrhoea scooped out from his Diarrhea-Infested Toilet, despite looking like LOLgian chocolate. Rejected because of health concerns.
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* Fire''' '''- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Windows Vista '''- A cookie that lets you keep windows vista '''FOREVER!!''' and you '''CAN'T'' '<nowiki/>'''''EVER '''get rid of Windows Vista... '''NEVER EVER EVER. -Mideval: OH GOD! Windows Vista IS REALLY EVIL! '''Rejected because of possible death and BSOD's.
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* Creepypasta - A discontinued flavor which is still sold in [[Mexico]]. It was the first sugar cookie in the IWAY Cookies line, with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It caused the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because of health reasons and that the fact that IWAY Corp's CEO hates Creepypasta.
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*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
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* Baloney Sandwich Cookie''' '''- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
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*Creepypasta - A discontinued flavor which is still sold in [[Mexico]]. It was the first sugar cookie in the IWAY Cookies line, with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It caused the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because of health reasons and that the fact that IWAY Corp's CEO hates Creepypasta.
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* FNaF- A Cookie that is in the shape of Freddy Fazbear's Head. It gives the consumer an urge to play Five Night's at Freddy's, its Sequels, and Listen to the Living Tombstone Song for only about 5 hours. Rejected due to Jump scares.
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*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
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* Windows 8 - Shaped like the Windows 8 logo. Eating it will cause the person who ate it an urge to install and use Windows 8 on a old and slow '95 computer. This effect is permanent, so once the operating system is installed, you will...'''NEVER...EVER...BE ABLE... ''TO REMOVE IT! MWAHAHAHAHA! '''''Rejected because of possible BSOD's.
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*FNaF- A Cookie that is in the shape of Freddy Fazbear's Head. It gives the consumer an urge to play Five Night's at Freddy's, its Sequels, and Listen to the Living Tombstone Song for only about 5 hours. Rejected due to Jump scares.
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* Derp - This is a rejected IWAY Cookie flavor that is still being sold in A cookie that has a derpy face on it. Eating it will cause the person who ate it an urge to listen to the derp song for 24 hours straight, hallucinate double rainbows across their computer screen, talk in ae dherpi wae (a derpy way), and stupidly eat Highway Cookies, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, and install all versions of the Really Sucky Virus combined. This Cookie was so deadly, that it ended up being scrapped due to health reasons.
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*Windows 8 - Shaped like the Windows 8 logo. Eating it will cause the person who ate it an urge to install and use Windows 8 on a old and slow '95 computer. This effect is permanent, so once the operating system is installed, you will...'''NEVER...EVER...BE ABLE... ''TO REMOVE IT! MWAHAHAHAHA! '''''Rejected because of possible BSOD's.
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* Diarrhea Infested Toilet''' '''- A Flavor that tastes like Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Rejected because of health concerns.
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*Derp - This is a rejected IWAY Cookie flavor that is still being sold in A cookie that has a derpy face on it. Eating it will cause the person who ate it an urge to listen to the derp song for 24 hours straight, hallucinate double rainbows across their computer screen, talk in ae dherpi wae (a derpy way), and stupidly eat Highway Cookies, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, and install all versions of the Really Sucky Virus combined. This Cookie was so deadly, that it ended up being scrapped due to health reasons.
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* Doge''' - '''Rejected flavor; Consumers would speak like doge after eating it. Rejected because of health concerns.
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*Diarrhea Infested Toilet- A Flavor that tastes like Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Rejected because of health concerns.
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* ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Doge''' - '''Rejected flavor; Consumers would speak like doge after eating it. Rejected because of health concerns.
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*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
    
*Dead Killer Whales - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away. Not available in the UK due to laws.
 
*Dead Killer Whales - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away. Not available in the UK due to laws.
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*FNAF - A Cookie that is in the shape of Freddy Fazbear's Head. It gives the Eater an urge to play Five Night's at Freddy's, its Sequels, and Listen to the Living Tombstone Song.
 
*FNAF - A Cookie that is in the shape of Freddy Fazbear's Head. It gives the Eater an urge to play Five Night's at Freddy's, its Sequels, and Listen to the Living Tombstone Song.
 
*The Walking Dead - This flavor gives you urges to watch The Walking Dead. Proposed by an unknown individual.
 
*The Walking Dead - This flavor gives you urges to watch The Walking Dead. Proposed by an unknown individual.
*Autism Murdering - This flavor gives you urges to kill people with mental disablities like autism in order to support the autism meme. Proposed by an unknown individual.
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*Autism Murdering - This flavor gives you urges to kill people with mental disablities like autism in order to support the autism meme. Proposed by an individual known as NotJames. Rejected for it's disability-ist nature and for the actual offending of one of the IWAY BoD's. NotJames, and anyone associated with Centro, are no-longer allowed in ROFL City and it's bordering areas.
 
*'''Turbo buttery gold, bacon and celery '''- A cookie made of a solid 24 carat gold cookie dough covered in butter, filled with celery creme and covered in diced bacon. If [[Bacon]], [[Gold]], or Celery eat this cookie, they will get urges to sing Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley, masturbate to each persons respective object, and annoy Sam. This flavor was banned by the NSA for dangers to society because anyone else who eats it has a massive diarrhea dump that starts as feces, then turns to blood, then cookie dough, then finally the person will spontaneously combust. Then the individual who proposed the idea (Who will remain anonymous) was sent to the NSA jail.
 
*'''Turbo buttery gold, bacon and celery '''- A cookie made of a solid 24 carat gold cookie dough covered in butter, filled with celery creme and covered in diced bacon. If [[Bacon]], [[Gold]], or Celery eat this cookie, they will get urges to sing Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley, masturbate to each persons respective object, and annoy Sam. This flavor was banned by the NSA for dangers to society because anyone else who eats it has a massive diarrhea dump that starts as feces, then turns to blood, then cookie dough, then finally the person will spontaneously combust. Then the individual who proposed the idea (Who will remain anonymous) was sent to the NSA jail.
 
*Tornado sirens - This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off.
 
*Tornado sirens - This flavor gives you the urge to listen to tornado sirens. If you overdose, you'll have the urge to stick your head into a tornado siren horn while it is going off.
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*Net Neutrality - Shaped as Windows 2000 logo. Made of Windows 8.1, Star Destroyer Engine, Necktie and everything you know. If you eat this, automaticly end of the world that worse then you think. Proposed by Mr Hazmie..
 
*Net Neutrality - Shaped as Windows 2000 logo. Made of Windows 8.1, Star Destroyer Engine, Necktie and everything you know. If you eat this, automaticly end of the world that worse then you think. Proposed by Mr Hazmie..
 
*DonaldHillaryTrumpClinton CookiePops - Will make you have mixed actions from Trump or Clinton. This was banned because of "politics issues". Proposed by BM44.
 
*DonaldHillaryTrumpClinton CookiePops - Will make you have mixed actions from Trump or Clinton. This was banned because of "politics issues". Proposed by BM44.
* VapoRub - This cookie is shaped like a jar of Vicks VapoRub. When anyone eats this cookie, it will taste like VapoRub! Rejected due to health concerns. It is still available at your local drug store or an IWAY store, only if you are insane or you are VapoRub. Proposed by BM44.
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*VapoRub - This cookie is shaped like a jar of Vicks VapoRub. When anyone eats this cookie, it will taste like VapoRub! Rejected due to health concerns. It is still available at your local drug store or an IWAY store, only if you are insane or you are VapoRub. Proposed by BM44.
* Firey - This cookie is shaped like BFDI contestant Firey. When anyone eats this cookie, it will catch on fire & burn yourself! Rejected due to fire. It is still available at stores in Dream Island and IWAY stores, only if you are insane or you are Firey. The flavor was banned in SF08land due to fire. Proposed by SonicFan08.
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*Firey - This cookie is shaped like BFDI contestant Firey. When anyone eats this cookie, it will catch on fire & burn yourself! Rejected due to fire. It is still available at stores in Dream Island and IWAY stores, only if you are insane or you are Firey. The flavor was banned in SF08land due to fire. Proposed by SonicFan08.
* Totally Nuts!!! and Squash... - This cookie is shaped like a butternut squash with a peanut flavoring sprinkled with cinnamon. When eaten, it will give them superpowers to remove all bad guys, police, SWAT, FBI, CIA, and military, and even volcanoes. If it was eaten by anyone '''too''' much, then they would explode with nutshells and pieces of squash ''everywhere''. Rejected because of explosions and side effects. Still available at your local IWAY store, only if you're insane or if you are either Peanut (or other nuts), Squash, or Cinnamon. Proposed by BM44.
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*Totally Nuts!!! and Squash... - This cookie is shaped like a butternut squash with a peanut flavoring sprinkled with cinnamon. When eaten, it will give them superpowers to remove all bad guys, police, SWAT, FBI, CIA, and military, and even volcanoes. If it was eaten by anyone '''too''' much, then they would explode with nutshells and pieces of squash ''everywhere''. Rejected because of explosions and side effects. Still available at your local IWAY store, only if you're insane or if you are either Peanut (or other nuts), Squash, or Cinnamon. Proposed by BM44.
* Furry - This a super unique cookie. It is shaped like a furry's head. When eaten by anyone, they will become a furry, buy a lot of fursuits, watch videos by furry YouTubers, and do super weird things. Rejected due to infestations. May be at your IWAY store, but only if you're insane or you're a furry of any sort. Proposed by BM44.
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*Furry - This a super unique cookie. It is shaped like a furry's head. When eaten by anyone, they will become a furry, buy a lot of fursuits, watch videos by furry YouTubers, and do super weird things. Rejected due to infestations. May be at your IWAY store, but only if you're insane or you're a furry of any sort. Proposed by BM44.
* Retro Pizza Zone - The most strangest flavor of all. This cookie has a specialized and concentrated flavor which makes a person become a fan of Chuck E. Cheese's, Showbiz Pizza, Discovery Zone, Marc's Funtime Pizza Palace, etc. etc., eat pizza, drink soda, eat cake, have mouthwatering sundaes for desert, see Rolfe DeWolfe and Earl Schmerle at the K-mart lounge, join Retro Pizza Zone, speak with a New Jersey accent (or if you're a female you will start to cluck and stutter on B's), call Uncle Klunk on his radio show, ask Uncle Pappy for life things, call birthdays "boithdays", name their dog "Dook" or "Jasper", wear a colander out in public and celebrate Crazy Colander Night, yell "Turn off the dog!! Turn off the fruitcake dog!!" at barking dogs, say "Oh my god they killed Helen!!! You bastards!" when they go to fried chicken places, search for merch at every thrift/antique store you go to, no matter the location, check eBay daily to see if a new costume or bot shows up, literally attempt to smoke a Crayola, say "Hit the Cymbal!" in Earl's voice when someone says a joke, actually dial in the number, 1-800-362-FATZ, imagine Pasqually on Hell's Kitchen, look for Rolfe's car when you drive past a K-mart, name the tech man at your local FEC with animatronics "Larry", fanboy/fangirl over Dook or Beach Bear's singing, contemplate driving 11/7/whatever hours to Billy Bob's Wonderland, randomly wave a flag during a song, have the only sports thing they are good at Skeeball, put too much sugar in the Kool-Aid, buy a red derby, roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer, yell "Shaddap Nitwit" at that one kid who won't shut it, spend about a half hour writing up a positive-passionate debate-rebuttal to someone on YouTube on the viability of audio animatronics in today's market, say, "Summer Super Saver Fun Package", five times real fast, be good at playing the game "Who Can Spank Chuck E.?", enter "Chuck E. Town", "Banana Hill", or "Jasper's General Store" into a GPS, say "Chuck E. Chose The Cheddar and Chooses the Cheese he Chose", host annual Black Plastic Tickling Contests, get fed up of the stupid FNAF comments on the CEC/RAE videos on YouTube, go to CEC with a bolt remover, drop all the potatoes onto news anchors, cross your eyes like Beach Bear, call your friends nitwits or banana brains, put a lime in the coconut and drink it all up, know what the "E." in Chuck E. Cheese stands for, hit that cymbal, tickle that black plastic, and read letters in a barrel, don't know what that thing on your head is, imitate anything from a pistol shot to a world war, want to break Rolfe's neck, and how you think that is fun, drink water through a hose and it shoots out your nose, start lovesick bugling in front of your girlfriend, put pizza sauce on a potato chip, call people named Jasper "Jaspeh", start driving through the country while singing Roots In The Country, among other hits by Garbage Records Recording Star, Jasper T. Jowls, and much much more. Rejected due to an extremely long description. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
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*Retro Pizza Zone - The most strangest flavor of all. This cookie has a specialized and concentrated flavor which makes a person become a fan of Chuck E. Cheese's, Showbiz Pizza, Discovery Zone, Marc's Funtime Pizza Palace, etc. etc., eat pizza, drink soda, eat cake, have mouthwatering sundaes for desert, see Rolfe DeWolfe and Earl Schmerle at the K-mart lounge, join Retro Pizza Zone, speak with a New Jersey accent (or if you're a female you will start to cluck and stutter on B's), call Uncle Klunk on his radio show, ask Uncle Pappy for life things, call birthdays "boithdays", name their dog "Dook" or "Jasper", wear a colander out in public and celebrate Crazy Colander Night, yell "Turn off the dog!! Turn off the fruitcake dog!!" at barking dogs, say "Oh my god they killed Helen!!! You bastards!" when they go to fried chicken places, search for merch at every thrift/antique store you go to, no matter the location, check eBay daily to see if a new costume or bot shows up, literally attempt to smoke a Crayola, say "Hit the Cymbal!" in Earl's voice when someone says a joke, actually dial in the number, 1-800-362-FATZ, imagine Pasqually on Hell's Kitchen, look for Rolfe's car when you drive past a K-mart, name the tech man at your local FEC with animatronics "Larry", fanboy/fangirl over Dook or Beach Bear's singing, contemplate driving 11/7/whatever hours to Billy Bob's Wonderland, randomly wave a flag during a song, have the only sports thing they are good at Skeeball, put too much sugar in the Kool-Aid, buy a red derby, roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer, yell "Shaddap Nitwit" at that one kid who won't shut it, spend about a half hour writing up a positive-passionate debate-rebuttal to someone on YouTube on the viability of audio animatronics in today's market, say, "Summer Super Saver Fun Package", five times real fast, be good at playing the game "Who Can Spank Chuck E.?", enter "Chuck E. Town", "Banana Hill", or "Jasper's General Store" into a GPS, say "Chuck E. Chose The Cheddar and Chooses the Cheese he Chose", host annual Black Plastic Tickling Contests, get fed up of the stupid FNAF comments on the CEC/RAE videos on YouTube, go to CEC with a bolt remover, drop all the potatoes onto news anchors, cross your eyes like Beach Bear, call your friends nitwits or banana brains, put a lime in the coconut and drink it all up, know what the "E." in Chuck E. Cheese stands for, hit that cymbal, tickle that black plastic, and read letters in a barrel, don't know what that thing on your head is, imitate anything from a pistol shot to a world war, want to break Rolfe's neck, and how you think that is fun, drink water through a hose and it shoots out your nose, start lovesick bugling in front of your girlfriend, put pizza sauce on a potato chip, call people named Jasper "Jaspeh", start driving through the country while singing Roots In The Country, among other hits by Garbage Records Recording Star, Jasper T. Jowls, and much much more. Rejected due to an extremely long description. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
* Chris-Chan - A cookie shaped like a Sonichu medallion which gives the consumer urges to become a Christorian and troll Chris-Chan all day. Rejected due to cyberbullying concerns. May be at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a Encyclopedia Dramatica or CWCki user. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Chris-Chan - A cookie shaped like a Sonichu medallion which gives the consumer urges to become a Christorian and troll Chris-Chan all day. Rejected due to cyberbullying concerns. May be at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a Encyclopedia Dramatica or CWCki user. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
* Modern Warfare 2 DVD - A cookie made using a smashed Modern Warfare 2 game disk from a cancelled order of IWAY Cookies mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Modern Warfare 2 DVD - A cookie made using a smashed Modern Warfare 2 game disk from a cancelled order of IWAY Cookies mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
* Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Higurashi: When They Cry - A cookie made entirely out of blood mixed with cookie dough which gives you urges to watch ''Higurashi: When They Cry'' and go on a mass-murdering spree. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
* Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
* Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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