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Here are the list of Sam's vehicles and quotes in some universes

Here are the '''list of [[Microsoft Sam|Sam]]'s quotes/lines and vehicles''' and quotes in some universes.

=== Quotes ===

=== Quotes/Lines ===

*I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer.

*''"I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."''

*No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer.

*"No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer."

*I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer.

*"I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer."

*I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!

*''"I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"''

*Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line) ([[davemadson]])

*''"Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!"'' (his laugh line) ([[davemadson]])

*It's my property! (davemadson)

*''"It's my property!"'' (davemadson)

*No Peelz here!

*''"No Peelz here!"''

*SOI! (getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)

*''"SOI!"'' (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)

*[[Radar Overseer Scotty|RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)

*''[[Radar Overseer Scotty|"RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!"'' (davemadson)

*SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! (davemadson)

*''"SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"'' (davemadson)

*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)

*''"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!"'' (davemadson)

*GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line)

*''"GOD DAMNIT SONOFABITCH PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK!!"'' (his profanity line)

*GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]])

*''"GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..."'' <BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]])

*Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69.

*''"Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."''

*Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!

*''"Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY FUCKING GOD!"''

*Don't call me Sammy Boy!

*''"Don't call me Sammy Boy!"''

*You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].)

*Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel.

*''"You better shut up, you crazy lady."'' (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].)

*Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!

*''"Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking butt mongrel."''

*Kay-thanks-bye-moo. ([[Thunderbirds101]])

*''"Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"''

*3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!

*''"Kay-thanks-bye-moo."'' ([[Thunderbirds101]])

*God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!

*''"3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"''

*My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus.

*''"God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"''

*Yessir...........................................A**WIPE! (davemadson)

*''"My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this [[Really Sucky Virus|sucky virus]]."''

*Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (davemadson)

*''"Yessir...........................................ASSWIPE!" (davemadson)''

*Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully...

*''"Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)''

*Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to...

*''"Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."''

*My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi.

*''"Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."''

*Oh [[List of words the Microsoft speech engines can't say correctly|crotch]]/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy! (davemadson)

*''"Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"''

*My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!

*''"My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."''

*Go f*ck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)

*''"Oh [[List of words the Microsoft speech engines can't say correctly|crotch]]/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/oesophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhoea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspools/mumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!"'' (davemadson)

*I hate chicken fingers!

*''"My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"''

*Fasteners (nkrs200)

*''"Go fuck yourselves!"'' (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)

*Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!

*''"I hate chicken fingers!"''

*More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583).

*''"Fasteners"'' (nkrs200)

*Give, me, my, [[Tacos|TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS]]!!!!!!!!!!!

*''"Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"''

*Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)

*''"More wood! More wood! More wood!"'' ([[PixelartBuilder583]]).

*''"Give, me, my, [[Tacos|TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS]]!!!!!!!!!!!"''

*''"Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"''

 

=== Vehicles ===

=== Vehicles ===

*LOLtrain

*LOLtrain

*ROFLbus

*ROFLbus

*[[ROFLcopter]]

*[[ROFLcopter]] (soi soi soi soi soi soi)

*[[WTF Train]]

*[[WTF Train]] (chugga chugga WTF WTF)

*LOLlermanche

*LOLlermanche (ROFL ROFL soi soi)

*SteamLOLler

*SteamLOLler (lolololololoooooooooooooool)

*LOLs-Royce

*LOLs-Royce (put put soi soi put put soi soi)

*Green 2009 Toyota Prius

*Green 2009 Toyota Prius

*Nocomotive

*Nocomotive (nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu chugga chugga)

*Nomobile

*Nomobile (new u u u u u u u u u u u u u crunka crunka)

*Ford Falcon XD

*Ford Falcon XD  

*GMC Yuckon

*GMC Yuckon (yuck yuck yuck yuck p't't't't't't't't't yuck)

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