List of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles

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Here are the list of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles and quotes in some universes.

Quotes/Lines

  • I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer.
  • No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer.
  • I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer.
  • I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!
  • Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line) (davemadson)
  • It's my property! (davemadson)
  • No Peelz here!
  • SOI! (getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
  • RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)
  • SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! (davemadson)
  • YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)
  • GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line)
  • GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> (nkrs200)
  • Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69.
  • Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!
  • Don't call me Sammy Boy!
  • You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to Microsoft Mike.)
  • Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel.
  • Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!
  • Kay-thanks-bye-moo. (Thunderbirds101)
  • 3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!
  • God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!
  • My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus.
  • Yessir...........................................A**WIPE! (davemadson)
  • Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (davemadson)
  • Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully...
  • Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to...
  • My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi.
  • Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/diarrhea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy! (davemadson)
  • My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!
  • Go f*ck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
  • I hate chicken fingers!
  • Fasteners (nkrs200)
  • Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!
  • More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583).
  • Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)
  • All of your obsessions are bullshit! (TheAudio177)

Vehicles

  • LOLtrain
  • ROFLbus
  • ROFLcopter
  • WTF Train
  • LOLlermanche
  • SteamLOLler
  • LOLs-Royce
  • Green 2009 Toyota Prius
  • Nocomotive
  • Nomobile
  • Ford Falcon XD
  • GMC Yuckon