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*'''RICKASTLLY SUCKY VIRUS '''- Results in the victim being mentally rickrolled during the period of gibberish.
 
*'''RICKASTLLY SUCKY VIRUS '''- Results in the victim being mentally rickrolled during the period of gibberish.
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*'''REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SUCKY VIRUS''' - A form of the virus so rare that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9lbPTHySPc only one occurrence has been caught using recording equipment], and even that was just as a deliberate experiment. It causes unrelated images to appear with occasional subliminal images, along with an explosion of a magnitude so great that the world is ended.
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*'''REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SUCKY VIRUS''' - A form of the virus so rare that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9lbPTHySPc only one occurrence has been caught using recording equipment], and even that was just a simulation. It causes unrelated images to appear with occasional subliminal images, along with an explosion of a magnitude so great that the world is ended.
    
*'''EXTREMELY SUCKY VIRUS''' - One of the deadliest RSV strains ever. It causes the user to start saying random gibberish and seize up into a massive epileptic episode, in which the infected user will literally puke their guts out, and finally experience a spontaneous implosion.
 
*'''EXTREMELY SUCKY VIRUS''' - One of the deadliest RSV strains ever. It causes the user to start saying random gibberish and seize up into a massive epileptic episode, in which the infected user will literally puke their guts out, and finally experience a spontaneous implosion.
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*'''THE CURSE OF THE WERE-TRAIN EDITION''' - A strain of the virus that causes turns humans into WTF Were-trains with eyes and a mouth. If it is daytime, it does not turn humans into WTF Were-trains. This strain appeared in Microsoft Tom Cat Reads funny windows errors Halloween Special (The Whistling) and The Whistling II.
 
*'''THE CURSE OF THE WERE-TRAIN EDITION''' - A strain of the virus that causes turns humans into WTF Were-trains with eyes and a mouth. If it is daytime, it does not turn humans into WTF Were-trains. This strain appeared in Microsoft Tom Cat Reads funny windows errors Halloween Special (The Whistling) and The Whistling II.
 
*'''ETERNAL EDITION '''- This is exactly like the New and Enhanced Edition, but lasts for an eternity... and no cure was known to exist until 2013, when a group of Dutch computer technicians created one, which is to eat 13,000 pounds of [[Kitty Treats]], [[IWAY Cookies]], and [[Bacon]] and then take a dump in a garbage dump or garbage can.
 
*'''ETERNAL EDITION '''- This is exactly like the New and Enhanced Edition, but lasts for an eternity... and no cure was known to exist until 2013, when a group of Dutch computer technicians created one, which is to eat 13,000 pounds of [[Kitty Treats]], [[IWAY Cookies]], and [[Bacon]] and then take a dump in a garbage dump or garbage can.
*'''DOOMSDAY EDITION''' - Another incredibly lethal RSV strain. It combines the effects of the Really, Really, Really Sucky Virus and the [[Diarrhea Death Star]], causing an explosion and shockwave of such great magnitude that the entire solar system is wiped out. Fortunately, there has been no confirmed infection yet and the only evidence of this virus strain is a test recording, which was only a very, ''very'' isolated deliberate experiment.
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*'''DOOMSDAY EDITION''' - Another incredibly lethal RSV strain. It combines the effects of the Really, Really, Really Sucky Virus and the [[Diarrhea Death Star]], causing an explosion and shockwave of such great magnitude that the entire solar system is wiped out. Fortunately, the strain has since gone extinct and the only confirmed occurence was only a simulation that was done for a test recording.
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*'''ARMAGEDDEON EDITION''' - A incredibly lethal RSV strain, even more lethal than every other strain combined. It combines the effects of The Worst Virus Ever Created and the Doomsday Edition with the powers of the Infinity Gauntlet, causing an explosion and shockwave of an even greater magnitude than the Doomsday Edition's explosion/shockwave, so much that three solar systems at once can be destroyed. Fortunately, the strain was only created for a simulation and was made extinct immediately afterwards using a special, tightly-guarded magic spell consisting of 8 words.
 
*'''ALPHABET EDITION '''- This is eventually used by future user kittykat29, and is contracted by Mike a few seconds after King Microsoft Sam dies by a bomb set by Microsoft Frog, thus making him say the alphabet repeatedly. Then, Clippy the paperclip contracts it, and when the go to the doctor, he gives them olive juice as the cure. Mike drinks the right amount, but Clippy at first takes to little. He almost starts saying the alphabet again when he sneezes and decides to dring the rest, thus curing him of the virus.
 
*'''ALPHABET EDITION '''- This is eventually used by future user kittykat29, and is contracted by Mike a few seconds after King Microsoft Sam dies by a bomb set by Microsoft Frog, thus making him say the alphabet repeatedly. Then, Clippy the paperclip contracts it, and when the go to the doctor, he gives them olive juice as the cure. Mike drinks the right amount, but Clippy at first takes to little. He almost starts saying the alphabet again when he sneezes and decides to dring the rest, thus curing him of the virus.
 
* '''ALPHANUMERIC EDITION''' - The virus like the Alphabet Edition, but makes the victim say the alphabet and then the numbers from 1 to 0 (eg. Victim says "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 1234567890!").
 
* '''ALPHANUMERIC EDITION''' - The virus like the Alphabet Edition, but makes the victim say the alphabet and then the numbers from 1 to 0 (eg. Victim says "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 1234567890!").
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* '''DC-11 EDITION''' - Combines the DC-10 Edition and the MD-11 Edition into one. Causes the user to experience all the effects of the DC-10 Edition and MD-11 Edition at the same time.
 
* '''DC-11 EDITION''' - Combines the DC-10 Edition and the MD-11 Edition into one. Causes the user to experience all the effects of the DC-10 Edition and MD-11 Edition at the same time.
 
* '''JOHN LENNON VIRUS '''- A weak version which forces people to listen to John Lennon.
 
* '''JOHN LENNON VIRUS '''- A weak version which forces people to listen to John Lennon.
*'''THE EVIL YAKKO WARNER VIRUS''' - Causes someone's computer to go completely crazy, this also plays ''Animaniacs'' clips during the period of gibberish. Also is super duper rare that only one recording was found of the initial version (which was powered by Go!Animate for some reason) which has since been lost, and even that one was a experiment.
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*'''THE EVIL YAKKO WARNER VIRUS''' - Causes someone's computer to go completely crazy, this also plays ''Animaniacs'' clips during the period of gibberish. Also is super duper rare that only one recording was found of the initial version (which was powered by Go!Animate for some reason) which has since been lost, and even that one was a simulation.
 
*'''SUPER DUPER CRAZY AS HELL VIRUS '''- See the Evil Yakko Warner Virus.
 
*'''SUPER DUPER CRAZY AS HELL VIRUS '''- See the Evil Yakko Warner Virus.
 
*'''FAT VIRUS '''- Causes the TTS Voice to become fat.
 
*'''FAT VIRUS '''- Causes the TTS Voice to become fat.
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