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==Background==

==Background==

===Early Life===

===Early Life===

Sam was born to Steven Harold Microsoft and Allison Jane Microsoft on February 17th, 1986. When he was 6 months old, his mother Allison was pregnant with two fraternal twins (Mary and Anna) and when they went to a ROFLCopter convention, Sam drank ROFLCopter fluid causing the fluid to defect his vocal cords, preventing him from saying the word "Soy" properly, his parents almost immediately took him to the hospital before he drank more of it to the point where he might end up dying from drinking more fluid. The doctor told his parents he is still very healthy but might end up not pronouncing certain words (which explains why he has trouble [[List of words the text-to-speech engines can't say correctly|pronouncing words all the time]]), His siblings Mary and Anna were born on January 30, 1987, some of Sam's toys were hand-me-downs, which unlike most children in his age back then, Sam didn't mind since he didn't play with them since he didn't care with them. Right before Mike was born (on June 25th, 1988), Sam started to speak, his first word was '''''SOI'''''. Sam's parents took him to a speech therapist, in which the ROFLCopter fluid he drank 2 years ago led them to learn that he cannot pronounce soy correctly. One day, his parents bought [[wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] on the day the restaurant first opened on July 23rd, 1988, and had Sam try one for the first time and Sam has since been on a never-ending obsession with [[tacos]] ever since.

Sam was born to Steven Harold Microsoft and Allison Jane Microsoft on February 17th, 1986. When he was 6 months old, his mother Allison was pregnant with two fraternal twins (Mary and Anna) and when they went to a ROFLCopter convention, Sam drank ROFLCopter fluid causing the fluid to defect his vocal cords, preventing him from saying the word "Soy" properly, his parents almost immediately took him to the hospital before he drank more of it to the point where he might end up dying from drinking more fluid. The doctor told his parents he is still very healthy but might end up not pronouncing certain words (which explains why he has trouble [[List of words the text-to-speech engines can't say correctly|pronouncing words all the time]]), His siblings Mary and Anna were born on January 30, 1987, some of Sam's toys were hand-me-downs, which unlike most children in his age back then, Sam didn't mind, he didn't care or play with them. Right before Mike was born (on June 25th, 1988), Sam started to speak, his first word was '''''SOI'''''. Sam's parents took him to a speech therapist, in which the ROFLCopter fluid he drank 2 years ago led them to learn that he cannot pronounce soy correctly. One day, his parents bought [[wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] on the day the restaurant first opened in Rofltown on July 23rd, 1988, and thy had Sam try one for the first time and Sam has since been on a never-ending obsession with [[tacos]] ever since.

In 1989, he started to play video games when his family bought an NES and the first game he ever played was Super Mario Bros.,  it didn't take that long before he became a fan of video games, he later became big-time gamer by his 5th birthday when he got a Gameboy and Sega Genesis, while he loved playing Gameboy and the Genesis, he became really interested when on August 11th, 1991 when he was watching Nickelodeon in favor of watching the premiere of the first Nicktoons (Doug, Rugrats and Ren & Stimpy) he saw a Super Nintendo commercial and begged his parents to buy it. They later got for him at Christmas and he loved playing Super Mario World and F-Zero.  

In 1989, he started to play video games when his family bought an NES and the first game he ever played was Super Mario Bros.,  it didn't take that long before he became a fan of video games, he later became a big-time gamer by his 5th birthday when he got a Gameboy and Sega Genesis, while he loved playing Gameboy and the Genesis, he became really interested when on August 11th, 1991 when he was watching Nickelodeon in favor of watching the premiere of the first Nicktoons (Doug, Rugrats and Ren & Stimpy) he saw a Super Nintendo commercial and begged his parents to buy it. They later got it for him at Christmas and he loved playing Super Mario World and F-Zero.  

====Sam's Introduction to Microsoft, MS-DOS, Windows and the Internet====

====Sam's Introduction to Microsoft, MS-DOS, Windows and the Internet====

Sam started to become a PC User when his parents bought a [http://pbplanet.info/wiki/index.php/Legend_600X Packard Bell Legend 600X PC] with MS-DOS preinstalled. Sam didn't understand DOS too well at the time, so his parents bought Windows 3.1, which was Sam's introduction to Microsoft Windows. Sam was mesmerized by Windows 3.1 and became skilled with it.

Sam started to become a PC User when his parents bought a [http://pbplanet.info/wiki/index.php/Legend_600X Packard Bell Legend 600X PC] with MS-DOS preinstalled. Sam didn't understand DOS too well at the time, so his parents bought Windows 3.1, which was Sam's introduction to Microsoft Windows. Sam was mesmerized by Windows 3.1 and became skilled with it.

When Sam was playing with Mike, Mike was squealing causing Sam to say he talks like a lady, and yep, that was when Sam started to tell Mike that he talks like a lady, and that's been an ongoing thing for years. Sam later gave all of his old stuff from when he was a baby to his two newborn fraternal twin siblings David and Zira (They were both born on August 1, 1992), Sam went to Rofltown Elementary from Kindergarten-5th Grade, Sam didn't think school was good, but he still got Cs, Bs and As in his classes. When Windows 95 came out, Sam had a choice between a [[Wikipedia:PlayStation (console)|PlayStation]] or [[Wikipedia:Windows 95|Windows 95]]. Sam chose Windows 95 and installed that on the Packard Bell computer, but that computer ended up crashing, so Sam wanted a new computer, they later bought a new computer, a [http://pbplanet.info/wiki/index.php/Legend_130CD_Supreme Packard Bell Legend 130CD Supreme], and Sam was a non-stop user of that computer, he eventually got a PlayStation for Christmas in 1995. Sam met his cousins Eva and Mark (born on July 28th, 1995) who were the children of Steven's brother Issac, who was also Steven's assistant at Rofltown Cable.

When Sam was playing with Mike, Mike was squealing causing Sam to say he talks like a lady, and yep, that was when Sam started to tell Mike that he talks like a lady, and that's been an ongoing thing for years. Sam later gave all of his old stuff from when he was a baby to his two newborn fraternal twin siblings David and Zira (They were both born on August 1, 1992), Sam went to Rofltown Elementary from Kindergarten-5th Grade, Sam didn't think school was good, but he still got Cs, Bs and As in his classes. When Windows 95 came out, Sam had a choice between a [[Wikipedia:PlayStation (console)|PlayStation]] or [[Wikipedia:Windows 95|Windows 95]]. Sam chose Windows 95 and installed that on the Packard Bell computer, but that computer ended up crashing, so Sam wanted a new computer, they later bought a new computer, a [http://pbplanet.info/wiki/index.php/Legend_130CD_Supreme Packard Bell Legend 130CD Supreme], and Sam was a non-stop user of that computer, he eventually got a PlayStation for Christmas in 1995. Sam met his cousins Eva and Mark (born on July 29th, 1995) who were the children of Steven's brother Issac, who was also Steven's assistant at Rofltown Cable.

In 1996, When Sam's father, Steven's cable company Rofltown Cable started their internet division, Steven installed dial-up on the computer. Sam became impressed with the internet, it was like nothing he's ever seen before. The internet division of Rofltown Cable had a contract with [[Wikipedia:Mosaic Communications Corporation|Mosaic Communications Corporation]] (later Netscape) to have their dial-up modem installation floppy disks and CDs to come preinstalled with Mosaic's internet browser, Netscape Navigator, which was the first browser Sam has ever used. Sam's family went on a trip to the Midlands in the United Kingdom, where they met a little girl named Hazel, who's parents were killed in a fire, so she was adopted by Sam's family and had Hazel be brought home in America, in which Hazel was given citizenship through the convention process. Sam and his family were Hazel's guide to America, to make her familiar with America at a young age (she was born on October 26, 1992, and she was 4 in 1996).  

In 1996, When Sam's father, Steven's cable company Rofltown Cable started their internet division, Steven installed dial-up on the computer. Sam became impressed with the internet, it was like nothing he's ever seen before. The internet division of Rofltown Cable had a contract with [[Wikipedia:Mosaic Communications Corporation|Mosaic Communications Corporation]] (later Netscape) to have their dial-up modem installation floppy disks and CDs to come preinstalled with Mosaic's internet browser, Netscape Navigator, which was the first browser Sam has ever used. Sam's family went on a trip to the Midlands in the United Kingdom, where they met a little girl named Hazel, who's parents were killed in a fire, so she was adopted by Sam's family and had Hazel be brought home in America, in which Hazel was given citizenship through the convention process. Sam and his family were Hazel's guide to America, to make her familiar with America at a young age (she was born on October 26, 1992, and she was 4 in 1996).