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Sam was born to Steven Harold Microsoft and Allison Jane Kazin Microsoft on February 17th, 1986. When he was 6 months old, his mother Allison was pregnant with two fraternal twins (Mary and Anna) and when they went to a ROFLCopter convention, Sam drank ROFLCopter fluid causing the fluid to defect his vocal cords, preventing him from saying the word "Soy" properly, his parents almost immediately took him to the hospital before he drank more of it to the point where he might end up dying from drinking more fluid. The doctor told his parents he is still very healthy but might end up not pronouncing certain words (which explains why he has trouble [[List of words the text-to-speech engines can't say correctly|pronouncing words all the time]]), His siblings Mary and Anna were born on January 30, 1987, some of Sam's toys were hand-me-downs, which unlike most children in his age back then, Sam didn't mind, he didn't care or play with them. Right before Mike was born (on June 25th, 1988), Sam started to speak, his first word was '''''SOI'''''. Sam's parents took him to a speech therapist, in which the ROFLCopter fluid he drank 2 years ago led them to learn that he cannot pronounce soy correctly. One day, his parents bought [[wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] on the day the restaurant first opened in Rofltown on July 23rd, 1988, and thy had Sam try one for the first time and Sam has since been on a never-ending obsession with [[tacos]] ever since.

Sam was born to Steven Harold Microsoft and Allison Jane Kazin Microsoft on February 17th, 1986. When he was 6 months old, his mother Allison was pregnant with two fraternal twins (Mary and Anna) and when they went to a ROFLCopter convention, Sam drank ROFLCopter fluid causing the fluid to defect his vocal cords, preventing him from saying the word "Soy" properly, his parents almost immediately took him to the hospital before he drank more of it to the point where he might end up dying from drinking more fluid. The doctor told his parents he is still very healthy but might end up not pronouncing certain words (which explains why he has trouble [[List of words the text-to-speech engines can't say correctly|pronouncing words all the time]]), His siblings Mary and Anna were born on January 30, 1987, some of Sam's toys were hand-me-downs, which unlike most children in his age back then, Sam didn't mind, he didn't care or play with them. Right before Mike was born (on June 25th, 1988), Sam started to speak, his first word was '''''SOI'''''. Sam's parents took him to a speech therapist, in which the ROFLCopter fluid he drank 2 years ago led them to learn that he cannot pronounce soy correctly. One day, his parents bought [[wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] on the day the restaurant first opened in Rofltown on July 23rd, 1988, and thy had Sam try one for the first time and Sam has since been on a never-ending obsession with [[tacos]] ever since.

In 1989, he started to play video games when his family bought an NES and the first game he ever played was Super Mario Bros.,  it didn't take that long before he became a fan of video games, he later became a big-time gamer by his 5th birthday when he got a Gameboy and Sega Genesis, while he loved playing Gameboy and the Genesis, he became really interested when on August 11th, 1991 when he was watching [[wikipedia:Nickelodeon|Nickelodeon]] in favor of watching the premiere of the first Nicktoons ([[wikipedia:Doug (TV series)|Doug]], [[wikipedia:Rugrats|Rugrats]] and wikipedia:The Ren And Stimpy Show|Ren & Stimpy]]) he saw a Super Nintendo commercial and begged his parents to buy it. They later got it for him at Christmas and he loved playing Super Mario World and F-Zero.  

In 1989, he started to play video games when his family bought an NES and the first game he ever played was Super Mario Bros.,  it didn't take that long before he became a fan of video games, he later became a big-time gamer by his 5th birthday when he got a Gameboy and Sega Genesis, while he loved playing Gameboy and the Genesis, he became really interested when on August 11th, 1991 when he was watching [[wikipedia:Nickelodeon|Nickelodeon]] in favor of watching the premiere of the first Nicktoons ([[wikipedia:Doug (TV series)|Doug]], [[wikipedia:Rugrats|Rugrats]] and [[wikipedia:The Ren And Stimpy Show|Ren & Stimpy]]) he saw a Super Nintendo commercial and begged his parents to buy it. They later got it for him at Christmas and he loved playing Super Mario World and F-Zero.  

====Sam's Introduction to Microsoft, MS-DOS, Windows and the Internet====

====Sam's Introduction to Microsoft, MS-DOS, Windows and the Internet====