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| header1 = Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Error Messages
| header1 = Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Error Messages
| header2 = Created by Mochirisu
| header2 = Created by Mochirisu
| label3 = Seasons | data3 = 4; Currently in Anna Arc
| label3 = Seasons | data3 = 5
| label4 = Inspiration | data4 = Thunderbirds101 + Other TTS Video Makers
| label4 = Inspiration | data4 = Thunderbirds101 + Other TTS Video Makers
| label5 = Profanity | data5 = High - Extreme
| label5 = Profanity | data5 = High - Extreme
| label6 = Production Run | data6 = 7/5/2011 - March 2019 (Continuity)<br>
| label6 = Production Run | data6 = 7/5/2011 - 3/21/2019 (Continuity)<br>
As of April 2019 (Continuity-free)
As of 4/22/2019 (Continuity-free)
| label7 = Aired in Resolution | data7 = S1 - S2 E9: Inconsistent (480p / 720p)<br>
| label7 = Aired in Resolution | data7 = S1 - S2 E9: Inconsistent (480p / 720p)<br>
S2 E10 - S4 E5: 1080p<br>
S2 E10 - S4 E5: 1080p<br>
S4 E6 - S4 E8: 4K<br>
S4 E6 - S4 E8: 4K<br>
S4 E9 - S4 E16: 1080p60<br>
S4 E9 - S4 E16: 1080p60<br>
Season 5+ (Proposed): 1440p
Season 5+: 1440p
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'''Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Error Messages''' (also known as FWEM) is the first TTS video series created by [[User:Mochirisu|Mochirisu]], both seasonally and overall. It premiered on July 5, 2011 and it is still ongoing in it's fourth season, the Season was in production hell, but now is back on production after S4E8P2's completion, which returned to airing regularly on October 13, 2017.
'''Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Error Messages''' (also known as FWEM) is the first TTS video series created by [[User:Mochirisu|Mochirisu]], both seasonally and overall. It premiered on July 5, 2011 and it is still ongoing in it's fifth season, going along with Mochirisu's new weekly schedule, with new episodes every two weeks.
In this series, [[Microsoft Sam]] reads Windows error messages that pop-up on his computer, while trying to avoid the antagonists that try to stop him.
In this series, [[Microsoft Sam]] reads Windows error messages that pop-up on his computer, while trying to avoid the antagonists that try to stop him.
As of Season 4 Episode 15, 47 Episodes and 6 Quickies have been completed.__TOC__
As of Season 5 Episode 2, 50 Episodes and 6 Quickies have been completed.__TOC__
==Pre-Production (Early 2011 - June 2011)==
==Pre-Production (Early 2011 - June 2011)==
=== Cast of Season 1 ===
=== Cast of Season 1 ===
* Microsoft Sam - as Himself (All of Season 1)
* Microsoft Sam - as Himself (All of Season 1)
* Microsoft Mike - as Himself (In Episodes 1, 2, and 6)
* Microsoft Mike - as Himself (In Episodes 1, 2, and 6)
* Microsoft Mary - as Herself (As Judge Mary in Episode 6)
* Microsoft Mary - as Herself (As Judge Mary in Episode 6)
[[File:FWEM Season 4 TC.png|thumb|right|The title card for the fourth season of FWEM, this was only seen in a few episodes across season four.]]
[[File:FWEM Season 4 TC.png|thumb|right|The title card for the fourth season of FWEM, this was only seen in a few episodes across season four.]]
== Season 4 (1/24/14 - March 2019) ==
== Season 4 (1/24/14 - 3/21/19) ==
''Episodes: 16 + 6 Quickies; 15 Episodes + 6 Quickies Finished''<br>
''Episodes: 16 + 6 Quickies''<br>
''Duration: 2h 47m 58s (as of S4 E15), 3h 02m 48s (including Quickies)''<br><br>
''Duration: 3h 35m 17s, 3h 50m 07s (including Quickies)''<br><br>
'''**TO BE CONTINUED**'''
'''**TO BE CONTINUED**'''
=== Cast of Season 4 (As of S4E15) ===
=== Cast of Season 4 ===
==== Major ====
==== Major ====
* Microsoft Sam - as Himself
* Microsoft Sam - as Himself
* Microsoft Mike - as Himself ''(Killed by Anna in S4E15 with a botched assasination of Sam)
* Microsoft Mike - as Himself
* Microsoft Mary - as Herself
* Microsoft Mary - as Herself
* Microsoft David - as Himself before he was revealed to be W9K-Bit (S4P1)
* Microsoft David - as Himself before he was revealed to be W9K-Bit (S4P1)
* Microsoft Hazel - as Herself (S4P1)
* Microsoft Hazel - as Herself (S4P1)
* Microsoft Zira - as Herself (S4P1)
* Microsoft Zira - as Herself (S4P1)
* Weegeeta 9000Bit / Weegeeta Aleph-Null ∞ - as Robosoft 2 (S4E8)
* Weegeeta 9000Bit / Weegeeta Aleph-Null ∞ - as Robosoft 2 (S4E8)'' (Killed by Sam, Mike, and Mary in S4E8P2)
* Siri Alex - as Himself (S4E8P1)
* Siri Alex - as Himself (S4E8P1)
* Siri Samantha - as Herself (S4E8P1)
* Siri Samantha - as Herself (S4E8P1)
* Microsoft Anna - as Herself (S4P2 and Anna Arc)
* Microsoft Anna - as Herself (S4P2 and Anna Arc)'' (Killed by Sam in S4E16)
* Lunarian Leader Mochirisu - as Themself, voice acted (Anna Arc)
* Lunarian Leader Mochirisu - as Themself, voice acted (Anna Arc)
* Lunar Maiden Sydney Synderson - as Themself, Am. Eng. Adult Male 2 (Anna Arc)
* Lunar Maiden Sydney Synderson - as Themself, Am. Eng. Adult Male 2 (Anna Arc)
=== Season 4 Trivia ===
=== Season 4 Trivia ===
* Season 4s length will be 16 episodes, making it the longest season in terms of episodes in the series.
* Season 4s length is 16 episodes, making it the longest season in terms of episodes in the series.
** It is also the longest season in terms of duration, currently at ''2 hours, 47 minutes, and 58 seconds (regular episodes only) ''and ''3 hours, 2 minutes, and 48 seconds (counting Quickies) ''as of S4E15.
** It is also the longest season in terms of duration, ''3 hours, 35 minutes, and 17 seconds (regular episodes only) ''and ''3 hours, 50 minutes, and 07 seconds (counting Quickies)''.
* Season 4 had the longest hiatuses in the series, the season has lasted for over 5 years.
* Season 4 had the longest hiatuses in the series, the season has lasted for nearly 5 years.
** In fact, it was so long, that this season was made in three video editors.
** In fact, it was so long, that this season was made in three video editors.
*** Episodes 1 and 2 were made in version 11 of Vegas.
*** Episodes 1 and 2 were made in version 11 of Vegas.
* Season 4 is the only season to include two main antagonists, Weegeeta 9000Bit and Microsoft Anna.
* Season 4 is the only season to include two main antagonists, Weegeeta 9000Bit and Microsoft Anna.
== Season 5 and Beyond (April 2019 - ) ==
== Season 5 (4/22/19 - Present) ==
Season 5 will premiere sometime in April 2019, nearly a month after Season 4's finale. The series will be overhauled tremendously starting with this season. Here are a list of changes to be expecting...
''Episodes: 10; 8 yet to premiere''<br>
''Duration: 0h 36m 07s (as of S5E2)''<br><br>
Season 5 premiered on April 22, 2019, over a month after Season 4's finale. The series has been overhauled tremendously starting with this season. Here are a list of changes...
* The series will be broadcasted in 1440p at 60 frames per second
* The series will be broadcasted in 1440p at 60 frames per second
* Every episode starting with the Season 4 finale will be premiered instead of being scheduled, this is to help get the series back into the limelight after Mochirisu's absence between S4E6 to S4E7
* Every episode starting with the Season 4 finale will be premiered instead of being scheduled, this is to help get the series back into the limelight after Mochirisu's absence between S4E6 to S4E7
** However, this has not happened yet, with the exception of S4E16, which was in 1080p, because YouTube currently doesn't allow you to premiere videos that are over 1080p, which makes no sense whatsoever
* The errors will be crisper than ever, with the text no longer being blurry
* The errors will be crisper than ever, with the text no longer being blurry
** The title bar of errors will be updated as well and will not be as pixelated as it is now
** The title bar of errors will be updated as well and will not be as pixelated when you download it from atom.smasher.org
* There will not be anymore serialized plotlines that go on for the entire season, reverting back to the non-continuity driven first season, similar to what TB101 did in his series
* There won't be anymore major serialized plotlines that go on for the entire season, reverting back to the non-continuity driven first season, similar to what TB101 did in his series
** As a result, only one plot-heavy episode will be in a season, in the season's first episode
** As a result, only one plot-heavy episode will be in a season, in the season's first episode
* Every episode, minus the plot-heavy episode, will be between 7-8 minutes long, due to the extreme length of certain Season 4 episodes
* Every episode, minus the plot-heavy episode, will be between 9-11 minutes long, due to the extreme length of certain Season 4 episodes
* The series will no longer be halted by constant mid-season hiatuses
* The series will no longer be halted by constant mid-season hiatuses
* All future seasons of all of Mochirisu's seasonal series' will now contain only 10 episodes, with the exception of their first seasons, which will contain only 6 episodes
* All future seasons of all of Mochirisu's seasonal series' will now contain only 10 episodes, with the exception of their first seasons, which will contain only 6 episodes
* Only up to 4 error requests will be accepted in an episode, with the rest being rejected, or held over until the next episode
* Only up to 4 error requests will be accepted in an episode, with the rest being rejected, or held over until the next episode
=== Season Premiere Plot ===
In the season 5 premiere, the Communist Linux Penguin Army, formerly operated by Microsoft Anna in the prevention of Microsoft Sam's return to Earth before the Defense Grid was finished in S4E8P2, gets word that their former leader was killed by Sam in S4E16. The CLPA Commander is bewildered by the death of Anna and believes it didn't happen, however, the board penguin tells the commander that it did happen, and informs him that the Plug Leader is the new leader of the CLPA, stating that he has a new mission for them. The CLPA Commander agrees to contact the PL's to debrief the new mission after being angered by Sam success. The PL talks to the CLPA Commander, he agrees to give back the CLPA's ships, with some major, and costly, modifications, after Anna took them away because of their failure on the MP TV Space Station. These expensive mods meant that only one ship could be modded, but is powerful enough to be able to win a space fight with only a single unit. The PL states that the new mission was to freeze the Earth into a new ice age, so that it could be conquered by the CLPA, and to blow up the Moon to get revenge on the Lunarians that assisted Sam in killing Anna. The CLPA accepts the PL's new mission and the PL gets to work in sending him and the ship to Linuxia, the home planet of the CLPA.
A couple of weeks later, while observing the cosmos, Lunar Overseer Apollo spots a penguin-shaped ship heading towards the Earth's orbit, fearing that it is related to the CLPA, they go to warn Mochirisu. Meanwhile on the Earth, Sam is relaxing on a beach in HonuLOLu, OHAIi, getting a tan, when all of a sudden, he is teleported to the Moon by Mochirisu. Mochi warns Sam that the object that was spotted earlier by Apollo, was the ship of the CLPA, as they got a transmission broadcasted from the ship. They find out that the Plug Leader is now leading the CLPA, and is threatening to destroy the Moon first. Seeing that all of the maidens are unable to stop the CLPA, with them still in private with Nurturia's baby, Tycho, Mochi, and Sam have no chioce but to fire the Lunar Light Cannon, like they did with the Plug Mothership, except without powering it with ROFLcopter batteries. Fearing that the CLPA ship will be blown up, the CLPA Commander panics, however, the PL calms down the CLPA Commander, stating that he learned from his previous mistake with the Plug Mothership. When Mochi, Sam, and Tycho fire the cannon, they find out that it had no effect on the ship. The PL states that he installed reflectors on the ship to reflect away the light of light-based weapons, such as the Lunar Light Cannon, and mocks the three for their backfire. Out of options, Mochi asks Sam to think of one last idea. Sam, unfortunately doesn't have an idea, until Tycho tells him to think of something explosive. Sam then gets a flashback of Radar Overseer Scotty from S4E16, with him saying that he puts nitroglycerin in his baloney sandwiches. After realizing this, Sam says that they need Scotty and his baloney sandwiches. Tycho doesn't think that this plan will work, as Lunar Overseers are distrusting of Radar Overseers. Sam states that Scotty is the only person that can turn a food item into a deadly explosive device, then Sam tells Mochi to teleport him to the Moon.
After getting teleported to the Moon, Scotty feels confused as he was making a baloney sandwich before being teleported. Sam then warns Scotty that he needs to make more baloney sandwiches, as the fate of the world depends on his ''explosive flavors''. Confused by Sam saying that he should make more baloney sandwiches, even though Sam stated that he hated them, Scotty asks Sam why he wants him to do this. Mochi tells Scotty that the reason why they want him to make baloney sandwiches, is because of the CLPA ship looming above that is nearly ready to wreck the Earth and it's orbit. Scotty is shocked to hear that the CLPA is back and Sam reconfirms that he needs to make tons of baloney sandwiches as a ''peace offering to the CLPA'', seeing that they will still attempt to blow up the Moon, but with a chance that the nitroglycerin will blow up the ship before the laser is fired. Scotty hates this idea and states that he will not do it, as he hates seeing his creations getting destroyed. Sam attempts to tell him that there won't be anymore baloney sandwiches after the Earth gets frozen into a new ice age, however, Scotty tells him that there are more baloney sandwiches on his home planet of Balonia. In order to get Scotty to agree to the plan, Sam makes up a lie and states that Scotty cannot go back to Balonia, as it was blown up by the CLPA. Scotty, worried about his home planet, tells Mochi to teleport him there. Going along with Sam's lie, Mochi tells Scotty that they can't teleport him there, and states that they are gone. Scotty, pissed off at the CLPA, finally agrees to the plan to avenge his planet. The PL and CLPA Commander then warns the Lunarians that they have five minutes before they are all destroyed. Sam pushes Scotty to hurry and make as many sandwiches as he can.
A few minutes later, Scotty wonders if 500 sandwiches are enough. After this, the PL and CLPA Commander states that Lunarians are out of time and the CLPA is ready to blow the Moon up. Tycho tells the PL and CLPA to wait a minute before they fire their plasma cannon, as they say that they have a ''peace offering to give to them''. Confunsed on why the Lunarians are giving the CLPA a peace offering when it won't save them, the PL asks the CLPA Commander if they should accept the gift. The CLPA Commander agrees and says that the CLPA will still blow the Moon up and take the gift back home to show how pathetic the Lunarians were. Stating that he likes the way the commander thinks, he says to the gang that they accepted the offering. Mochi tells the commander to send one of his crew members to pick the gift up, which the commander agrees to. A CLPA worker is sent down to the moon to retreve the package. Scotty gives the package and his name to the worker, whom afterwards go back to the ship after talking smack to him. Mochi tells Scotty not to worry, as they think they are about to "see some fireworks" from the CLPA ship. The PL thanks them for the package and insults them for their action of weakness. The PL then turns on the Plasma Cannon and it begins charging while also shaking the ship, which makes the CLPA Commander sick. The worker then arrives to the observation deck with the package, the CLPA Commander thanks him for delivering the undoing of Lunarian society, he asks him who he got the package from, in which the worker states he got it from Scotty. Realizing that the commander told the CLPA to blacklist packages from Scotty, he opens the package to find that it was filled with his baloney sandwiches. Scared for his life with the shaking potentially about to trigger the nitroglycerin in the sandwiches, the commander warns the PL to shut the cannon off, unfortunately, he states that he didn't add a shut down button to the cannon, as he didn't think it would be necessary. The CLPA Commander panics even more as the cannon nears its full charge, inches from the point-of-fire, the shaking sets off the nitrogycerin, blowing the entire ship up and killing everyone on board, including the Plug Leader and CLPA Commander.
After seeing that the plan worked, Tycho apologizes to Scotty for not liking his seriousness in S4E16, which Scotty accepts. Confused and thinking the season is already over, Scotty is baffled that they killed the main antagonists and states that they haven't even had an error yet. Sam tells him that the season is not over, stating that the show is going back to its roots with random antagonists, no big story arcs, and shorter, in a way, episodes. He also tells Scotty about his lie from earlier, making him want to take out the CLPA, after which, he laughs about it and in doing so, gets kicked in the groin by Scotty, who tells him not to lie like that again. Sam agrees and the error segment to the episode begins.
=== Seasonal Plot ===
This season will have a minor seasonal plot, however, we're holding this off until a certain episode of season 5.
=== Cast of Season 5 ===
==== Major ====
* Microsoft Sam - as Himself
* Lunarian Leader Mochirisu - as Themself, voice acted
* Lunar Overseer Tycho - as Eddie, Am. Eng. Adult Male 3 (also was in the Lunarian Pronz video in S5E1)
* Radar Overseer Scotty - as Peter, Am. Eng. Adult Male 1
* Plug Leader - as Robosoft 3 ''(Killed in the CLPA ship explosion caused by Scotty's baloney sandwiches in S5E1)
* CLPA Commander - as Alex, Am. Eng. Adult Male 8 ''(Killed in the CLPA ship explosion caused by Scotty's baloney sandwiches in S5E1)
==== Minor ====
* CLPA Board Penguin - as Melvin, Am. Eng. Adult Male 7 (S5E1)
* Random Lunarian in Lunarian Pronz video - as Julia, Am. Eng. Adult Female 2 (S5E1)
* Gold - as Sidney, Am. Eng. Adult Male 2 (S5E2)
* Bacon - as Eddie, Am. Eng. Adult Male 3 (S5E2)
* Random Tux Penguin - as Freddy (S5E2)
* Mr. Information Robot - as Robosoft 3 (S5E2)
=== Season 5 Trivia ===
* Years before the season actually premiered, there were two April Fools Day jokes for the fake premiere of the season, one lost from 2016 and one that went up in 2017
** The prior of the two was uploaded one day after the 2019 AFD joke as a lost video
** The AFD 2016 joke was read by a voice parody of Unchi1999, an infamous YouTuber from the old days of the TTSC, this voice was done by Mochirisu themself
** The AFD 2017 joke was read by Bacon until Sam shot him, where the errors became strips of bacon
** Ironically, the premiere date for season 5 was announced in an April Fools joke in 2019, to premiere on April 22, 2019
*** This joke featured Sam reading Ubuntu Linux errors after his ROFL Robot played a prank on him and installed the OS to his computer, in a fake series called ''Microsoft Sam Reads Ubuntu Linux Errors
* Funny Windows Error Messages celebrated its 50th Episode in this season with Season 5 Episode 2
** To celebrate the golden milestone, Gold shoved his golden screw up Sam's anus, causing his blood to splatter all over the screen
* The font used for the new title bars is Tahoma, which is usually a standard system font found on Windows computers
** These new title bars can be downloaded from Mochirisu's website from [https://sites.google.com/view/leetmastermochirisu/mochriswag here] (requires Photoshop at the moment)
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