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[[File:Louvre_at_night_centered.jpg|thumb|234px|The museum itself, after the prayer is chanted. Yes, we know it looks suspiciously like the Louvre, but we swear, it's not related to it in any way, shape, or form.]] | [[File:Louvre_at_night_centered.jpg|thumb|234px|The museum itself, after the prayer is chanted. Yes, we know it looks suspiciously like the Louvre, but we swear, it's not related to it in any way, shape, or form.]] | ||
The '''Museum of Ancient Jokes''' is a museum in Washington, D.C. It can only be accessed by saying a prayer, which goes along the lines of: "All hail the Ancient Joke Police! Destroy All Ancient Jokes! Death to the NSA!" Otherwise, it's location is just an empty void between Embassy Row and a pr0nz shop that used to be a Pizza Hut. If anybody uses an ancient joke, the AJP officers (either voiced by Mike in Stadium or a low-pitched Adult Male #3) will seize it and put it on display in the Museum of Ancient Jokes. | The '''Museum of Ancient Jokes''' is a museum in Washington, D.C. It can only be accessed by saying a prayer, which goes along the lines of: "All hail the Ancient Joke Police! Destroy All Ancient Jokes! Death to the NSA!" Otherwise, it's location is just an empty void between Embassy Row and a pr0nz shop that used to be a Pizza Hut. If anybody uses an ancient joke, the AJP officers (either voiced by Mike in Stadium or a low-pitched Adult Male #3) will seize it and put it on display in the Museum of Ancient Jokes. | ||
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==List of things and people seized and/or put on display in the Museum of Ancient Jokes== | ==List of things and people seized and/or put on display in the Museum of Ancient Jokes== | ||
See here: [[List of Museum of Ancient Jokes exhibits]] | See here: [[List of Museum of Ancient Jokes exhibits]] | ||
Latest revision as of 02:43, 16 May 2019
 | This is an ancient joke.
This is a joke that has run its course. Further uses of it will only serve to make people cringe. It is an outdated source of laughs that works no longer. |
The Museum of Ancient Jokes is a museum in Washington, D.C. It can only be accessed by saying a prayer, which goes along the lines of: "All hail the Ancient Joke Police! Destroy All Ancient Jokes! Death to the NSA!" Otherwise, it's location is just an empty void between Embassy Row and a pr0nz shop that used to be a Pizza Hut. If anybody uses an ancient joke, the AJP officers (either voiced by Mike in Stadium or a low-pitched Adult Male #3) will seize it and put it on display in the Museum of Ancient Jokes.
List of things and people seized and/or put on display in the Museum of Ancient Jokes
See here: List of Museum of Ancient Jokes exhibits
