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Added rules for the toilet in episode 43
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#No fishing in the toilet. (What the fuck do you think you will catch? A great white shart?)
 
#No fishing in the toilet. (What the fuck do you think you will catch? A great white shart?)
 
#No pissing in the urinal like a bitch. (And don't even fucking think about shitting in the urinal like a bitch! These are all our toilet rules. Do you understand them? Well, do you? Huh? Huh? Huh?)
 
#No pissing in the urinal like a bitch. (And don't even fucking think about shitting in the urinal like a bitch! These are all our toilet rules. Do you understand them? Well, do you? Huh? Huh? Huh?)
 
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===Episode 43===
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'''Round 1'''
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#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (You think anyone wants to see a multi-vortex turdnado filled with baked beans and creamed corn and cabbage and expired pasta salad spewing out your butthole? No, of course we fucking don't. Freak.)
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#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (How fucking hard is it to sit quietly and blast out all that anal fudge out of your anus without causing a big loud fucking mess? Sit and fucking shit normally or I'll throw all the fucking toilet paper into a fucking fire!)
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'''Round 2'''
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#No standing and shitting like a damn retard. (If you thought sitting and shitting like a damn retard was bad enough, standing and shitting like a damn retard will spew your hippopotamus diarrhea dump deluge all over the fucking bathroom, and there's no fucking way you're leaving without cleaning this fucking shit up, with your bare fucking hands.)
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#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (If we have to tell you this one more fucking time today, I'm shoving the toilet up your fucking ass.)
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#Sit and shit like a damn retard.
    
===Sochi Rules===
 
===Sochi Rules===
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