Changes

*'''JUSTIN EDITION''' - A strain of the virus that was first mentioned in Microsoft Sam's Adventure in S3EP4. This strain forces the computer to play Justin Bieber music until the power goes out or until the computer runs out of batteries. Luckily, there has been no confirmed infection and it has no actual recording of it.

*'''JUSTIN EDITION''' - A strain of the virus that was first mentioned in Microsoft Sam's Adventure in S3EP4. This strain forces the computer to play Justin Bieber music until the power goes out or until the computer runs out of batteries. Luckily, there has been no confirmed infection and it has no actual recording of it.

*'''THE CURSE OF THE WERE-TRAIN EDITION''' - A strain of the virus that causes turns humans into WTF Were-trains with eyes and a mouth. If it is daytime, it does not turn humans into WTF Were-trains. This strain appeared in Microsoft Tom Cat Reads funny windows errors Halloween Special (The Whistling) and The Whistling II.

*'''THE CURSE OF THE WERE-TRAIN EDITION''' - A strain of the virus that causes turns humans into WTF Were-trains with eyes and a mouth. If it is daytime, it does not turn humans into WTF Were-trains. This strain appeared in Microsoft Tom Cat Reads funny windows errors Halloween Special (The Whistling) and The Whistling II.

*'''ETERNAL EDITION '''- This is exactly like the New and Enhanced Edition, but lasts for an eternity...with no cure. However, a cure was created circa 2013 by a group of Dutch computer technicians, which is to eat 13,000 pounds of [[Kitty Treats]], [[IWAY Cookies]], and [[Bacon]] and then take a dump in a garbage dump or garbage can.

*'''ETERNAL EDITION '''- This is exactly like the New and Enhanced Edition, but lasts for an eternity... and no cure was known to exist until 2013, when a group of Dutch computer technicians created one, which is to eat 13,000 pounds of [[Kitty Treats]], [[IWAY Cookies]], and [[Bacon]] and then take a dump in a garbage dump or garbage can.

*'''DOOMSDAY EDITION''' - Another incredibly lethal RSV strain. It combines the effects of the Really, Really, Really Sucky Virus and the [[Diarrhea Death Star]], causing an explosion and shockwave of such great magnitude that the entire solar system is wiped out. Fortunately, there has been no confirmed infection yet and the only evidence of this virus strain is a test recording, which was only a very, ''very'' isolated deliberate experiment.

*'''DOOMSDAY EDITION''' - Another incredibly lethal RSV strain. It combines the effects of the Really, Really, Really Sucky Virus and the [[Diarrhea Death Star]], causing an explosion and shockwave of such great magnitude that the entire solar system is wiped out. Fortunately, there has been no confirmed infection yet and the only evidence of this virus strain is a test recording, which was only a very, ''very'' isolated deliberate experiment.

*'''ALPHABET EDITION '''- This is eventually used by future user kittykat29, and is contracted by Mike a few seconds after King Microsoft Sam dies by a bomb set by Microsoft Frog, thus making him say the alphabet repeatedly. Then, Clippy the paperclip contracts it, and when the go to the doctor, he gives them olive juice as the cure. Mike drinks the right amount, but Clippy at first takes to little. He almost starts saying the alphabet again when he sneezes and decides to dring the rest, thus curing him of the virus.

*'''ALPHABET EDITION '''- This is eventually used by future user kittykat29, and is contracted by Mike a few seconds after King Microsoft Sam dies by a bomb set by Microsoft Frog, thus making him say the alphabet repeatedly. Then, Clippy the paperclip contracts it, and when the go to the doctor, he gives them olive juice as the cure. Mike drinks the right amount, but Clippy at first takes to little. He almost starts saying the alphabet again when he sneezes and decides to dring the rest, thus curing him of the virus.