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*'''SUPER MLG EDITION''' - A really deadly strain of the virus that causes the infected user to do everything MLG-related, which includes, but is not limited to, repeatedly and excessively quickscoping the computer, smoking weed every day for the next 10 millenniums, eating all the Doritos in the world, drinking all the Mountain Dew in the world, playing "Spooky Scary Skeletons" in a continuous loop, speaking like Doge, being obsessed with dank memes, and randomly blasting airhorns whenever people say things. Thankfully, there is no confirmed infection and the only known recording was a isolated experiment.
*'''SUPER MLG EDITION''' - A really deadly strain of the virus that causes the infected user to do everything MLG-related, which includes, but is not limited to, repeatedly and excessively quickscoping the computer, smoking weed every day for the next 10 millenniums, eating all the Doritos in the world, drinking all the Mountain Dew in the world, playing "Spooky Scary Skeletons" in a continuous loop, speaking like Doge, being obsessed with dank memes, and randomly blasting airhorns whenever people say things. Thankfully, there is no confirmed infection and the only known recording was a isolated experiment.
*'''THE WORST VIRUS EVER CREATED''' - The second deadliest strain. TTS voices can tell that they are infected, from an single error message that says "Welcome to Hell." with a skull icon next to it, without any buttons. It attacks like the Universal Edition, but far more violently. It also leaves the TTS voice and computer infected with a incurable cancer-like virus, slowly eroding the life away from them, leading to a slow and painful death. TTS voices can also be infected by the virus if said voice eats any baloney sandwich with DARO Retard Capsules, Mac Apple slices and the virus itself all inside of the sandwich. Also, the virus also has all of the symptoms of every other RSV strain. (Except for the Vsauceloser Virus.) Only known cure: jump off the Space Needle using an air mattress as a parachute.
*'''THE WORST VIRUS EVER CREATED''' - The second deadliest strain. TTS voices can tell that they are infected, from an single error message that says "Welcome to Hell." with a skull icon next to it, without any buttons. It attacks like the Universal Edition, but far more violently. It also leaves the TTS voice and computer infected with a incurable cancer-like virus, slowly eroding the life away from them, leading to a slow and painful death. TTS voices can also be infected by the virus if said voice eats any baloney sandwich with DARO Retard Capsules, Mac Apple slices and the virus itself all inside of the sandwich. Also, the virus also has all of the symptoms of every other RSV strain. (Except for the Vsauceloser Virus.) Only known cure: jump off the Space Needle using an air mattress as a parachute.
*'''RANDOM IMAGES VIRUS '''- It's the really, really, really sucky virus and the Super Turbo Deluxe Edition combined, causes a infected computer to make random images (some from the TV series LazyTown) appear until the infected computer is downgraded/upgraded to Windows Whistler.
*'''RANDOM IMAGES VIRUS '''- It's the Really, Really, Really Sucky Virus and the Super Turbo Deluxe Edition combined, causes a infected computer to show random images (some from the TV series ''LazyTown'') during the period of gibberish, and it lasts until the infected computer is downgraded/upgraded to Windows Whistler.
*'''GFHHJHGFHGHJKGH''' - A screwed up strain of the virus, causes the computer to play all of the scary logos ever made in a continuous loop until a McAfee Virus Protection disk is inserted into the infected computer's CD/DVD slot.
*'''GFHHJHGFHGHJKGH''' - A screwed up strain of the virus, causes the computer to play all of the scary logos ever made in a continuous loop during the period of gibberish until a McAfee Virus Protection disk is inserted into the infected computer's CD/DVD slot.
*'''LEWD EDITION''' - Causes the computer to display NSFW content during the period of gibberish. Lasts until the infected user passes out.
*'''LEWD EDITION''' - Causes the computer to display NSFW content during the period of gibberish. Lasts until the infected user passes out or upgrades/downgrades to Windows Millennium Edition.
*'''YODELY GUY EDITION''' - A less severe strain of the virus, causes the computer to display pictures of Yodely Guy from Cliffhangers and play the song that Yodely guy sings over and over until the user passes out.
*'''YODELY GUY EDITION''' - A less severe strain of the virus, causes the computer to display pictures of Yodely Guy from Cliffhangers and play the song that Yodely guy sings over and over until the user passes out.
*'''MEGA SUCKY VIRUS '''- It is all of the versions combined (except for the Vsauceloser Virus), it lasts until you eat 8888 McDonald's Double Cheeseburgers without pickles, and without vomiting, drink breaks or extra time to swallow, then take a super massive rainbow colored diarrhea dump.
*'''MEGA SUCKY VIRUS '''- It is all of the versions combined (except for the Vsauceloser Virus), it lasts until you eat 8888 McDonald's Double Cheeseburgers without pickles, and without vomiting, drink breaks or extra time to swallow, then take a super massive rainbow colored diarrhea dump.
*'''SPAMBOT VIRUS''' - Causes someone's YouTube inbox to be spammed by Spambots.
*'''SPAMBOT VIRUS''' - Causes someone's YouTube inbox to be spammed by Spambots.
*'''XBOX ONE VIRUS''' - Causes you to buy a Xbox One.
*'''XBOX ONE VIRUS''' - Causes you to buy a Xbox One.
*'''DECEPTION VIRUS''' - Causes you to turn/transform into a Decepticon.
*'''DECEPTION VIRUS''' - Causes you to turn/transform into a Decepticon. Side effects include talking like a raspy voiced-old man and urges to transform into an illegal toy replica of a real gun.
* '''VSAUCE VIRUS''' - Causes you to watch and subscribe to [http://www.youtube.com/user/vsauce Vsauce] until you crash. Then, it cures itself.
* '''VSAUCE VIRUS''' - Causes you to watch and subscribe to [http://www.youtube.com/user/vsauce Vsauce] until you crash. Then, it cures itself.
* '''VSAUCE2 VIRUS '''- Same as the Vsauce Virus, except it causes you to watch and subscribe to [http://www.youtube.com/user/vsauce2 Vsauce2] until you crash. Self-cures.
* '''VSAUCE2 VIRUS '''- Same as the Vsauce Virus, except it causes you to watch and subscribe to [http://www.youtube.com/user/vsauce2 Vsauce2] until you crash. Self-cures.
* '''ANTI-BRONY VIRUS''' - Causes the infected user to become an anti-brony. Only cure: Watch tons of MLP: FIM until you ragequit life.
* '''ANTI-BRONY VIRUS''' - Causes the infected user to become an anti-brony. Only cure: Watch tons of MLP: FIM until you ragequit life.
* '''AFROMAN EDITION''' - Causes the infected computer to play Afroman's music during the period of gibberish, it also gets the user high on drugs. Lasts until the user does all the things Afroman does in "Crazy Rap".
* '''AFROMAN EDITION''' - Causes the infected computer to play Afroman's music during the period of gibberish, it also gets the user high on drugs. Lasts until the user does all the things Afroman does in "Crazy Rap".
* '''SPONGEBOB EDITED EDITION''' - Causes the infected user to talk like they're from a SpongeBob Edited video (for example, any other word can be replaced by words like "Marijuana" from Afroman's "Crazy Rap")
* '''EXPAND DONG EDITION''' - Causes the infected computer to play the music from the Japanese dub of Nelvana's ''Donkey Kong Country'' show until the user watches through all the episodes of the aforementioned series.
