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Added rules from episode 45.
#No leaving the bathroom without flushing your shit down the toilet. (Flush that smelly fucking shit away, unless your enemy is using the toilet next and you want to put your chemical weapon to good use.)
#No leaving the bathroom without flushing your shit down the toilet. (Flush that smelly fucking shit away, unless your enemy is using the toilet next and you want to put your chemical weapon to good use.)
#No performing a musical number on the toilet. (''Proceeds to play banjo'' Come on come on, squeeze those turds out those buttholes!)
#No performing a musical number on the toilet. (''Proceeds to play banjo'' Come on come on, squeeze those turds out those buttholes!)
===Episode 45===
'''Part 1'''
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Sit up straight and prepare those buttocks for a massive anal evacuation. No matter how painfully volcanic your diarrhea dump feels like as it shreds your anus, keep those buttocks firmly on the toilet seat.)
#No standing and spewing your disgusting hippopotamus diarrhea dump all over the fucking toilet. (You disgusting fucking shit. Don't even fucking think of turning the toilet into your latest modern art piece - ''The Spectacularly Shitty Shitter''!)
'''Part 2'''
#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Bitch we have 5 urinals in this fucking bathroom stop wasting one of our precious toilets with your pathetic fucking piss and use the fucking urinal god fucking dammit!)
#Sit and shit while enjoying a huge ass slice of pizza. (The pizza's good, but these desserts just suck. Urinal cakes taste like absolute piss.)
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Concentrate and think deeply, as a colossal bowel behemoth bursts from your butthole.)
#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (This redundant rule brought to you by the rules of redundancy in the department of redundant rules department.)
#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (Yes, we know you ate baked beans, creamed corn, and surströmming last night. No, we do not fucking need to see it spewing out your super-tight butthole at 45 mph.)
'''Part 3'''
#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Peeing in the toilet standing up will summon violent storm clouds that will engulf the skies and strike lightning upon the penises of those who would dare violate this sacred rule for the toilet. Do not be foolish.)
#Be hip. Be cool. Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Fucking hell this ukulele vlog music is so goddamn overused!)
===Sochi Rules===
===Sochi Rules===
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