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#No peeing in the toilet standing up. (Peeing in the toilet standing up will summon violent storm clouds that will engulf the skies and strike lightning upon the penises of those who would dare violate this sacred rule for the toilet. Do not be foolish.)

#Be hip. Be cool. Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Fucking hell this ukulele vlog music is so goddamn overused!)

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===Episode 46===

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#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (We don't fucking care if it feels like and sounds like a fucking volcano exploding out your super-tight butthole, sit and fucking shit like a good boy.)

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#No peeing on the toilet seat standing up. (Point fucking blank range and you can't even hit the fucking bowl. It's bad enough we have to see your disgusting penis, but now you're making a pissy mess that's pissing me the fuck off and I will make you clean this fucking pissy shit up.)

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#No praying for a healthy bowel movement after you've just eaten a fuck ton of super spicy Mexican food. (Or is that no puking in the toilet? Fuck it, either works.)

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#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (Nobody needs to fucking see the Yellowstone geyser of diarrhea spewing out your anus at 93 mph.)

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#No fishing in the toilet. (Do not fucking fish in the toilet. Go try ice fishing instead and shove that fishing pole in your tight ice hole.)

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#No pissing in the toilet like a bitch. (Yes, you may have the world's most proficient penis aiming skills. No, do not fucking pee like a bitch, just use the fucking urinals.)

===Sochi Rules===

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