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Added episode 47 rules
#No fishing in the toilet. (Do not fucking fish in the toilet. Go try ice fishing instead and shove that fishing pole in your tight ice hole.)
#No fishing in the toilet. (Do not fucking fish in the toilet. Go try ice fishing instead and shove that fishing pole in your tight ice hole.)
#No pissing in the toilet like a bitch. (Yes, you may have the world's most proficient penis aiming skills. No, do not fucking pee like a bitch, just use the fucking urinals.)
#No pissing in the toilet like a bitch. (Yes, you may have the world's most proficient penis aiming skills. No, do not fucking pee like a bitch, just use the fucking urinals.)
===Episode 47===
'''Toilet Rules'''
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Place your big booty butt cheeks on the toilet and sit up straight, that shit isn't coming out if you slouch like a gamer. Only the best posture will allow that massive shit to shoot out your super-tight butthole. But if you get shit stuck on your butt crack, just give your butt cheeks a good slap and hope that butt slap knocks that shit out. Just don't disturb the other bathroom users.)
#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (The last time someone sat and shat like a damn retard, it was in the middle of a tornado. The tornado burst into the bathroom, absorbed all that damn shit, and became a massive EF5 tornado that killed everyone in the town. Ain't that some shit?)
'''Shower Rules'''
*No having a shower while you're standing outside of the fucking bathtub.
'''Urinal Rules'''
#Stand and pee in an orderly manner. (Keep those shoulders straight as you show everyone how hard you can pee. Make eye contact to assert dominance and scare everyone else away from the urinals so you can pee in peace.)
#No piss poor pissing aim. (Point fucking blank range, how the fuck can you miss from that close? Then again, having a boner can make your piss spray like a tornado.)
#No peeing in the urinal with your foot on the urinal. (Now we can all see your disgusting penis and your piss poor penis aim.)
#No challenge pissing. (Pissy parabolas are too fucking easy. Piss six feet straight up and not get wet, then we'll fucking talk.)
'''More Toilet Rules'''
#Sit and shit in an orderly manner. (Keep that butthole aimed directly at the toilet bowl, as you blast out all that anal fudge out of your anus.)
#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. (Nobody, and I mean fucking nobody, needs to see the fucking creamed corn and baked beans and surströmming you ate last night spewing out your super-tight butthole at 98 mph.)
#No sitting and shitting like a damn retard on the floor. (Bitch the toilet is right fuckity fucking there how hard is it to sit your stupid fat ass down on the fucking toilet and sit like a normal fucking person god fuckity fucking bitch ass crap or damn it!)
#Put your disgusting diarrhea-covered used toilet paper in the toilet. (Unless you need the used toilet paper as a biological weapon, throw that shit away.)
#No flushing trash down the toilet. Use the trash can outside. (OK, away goes Mary's shitty music collection.)
#Close the lid after you're done sitting and shitting. (Huh, but no requirement to flush after using the toilet. Hah hah.)
===Sochi Rules===
===Sochi Rules===
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