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==Special Flavors==
 
==Special Flavors==
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*'''Chocolate Chip Vanilla''' - A flavor created by a tribe in the The ROFL Island Chain. This flavor is a black chocolate-flavored IWAY cookie with white chocolate chip-shaped vanilla on the top. It is cherished as a favorite dessert and celebration snack to the ROFL Island natives. Originally proposed by AceOfSpadesProduc100.
    
*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
 
*'''Chocolate Diarrhea - '''A cookie filled with chocolate, and covered in a thick coating called Wertiforgemstien Diarrhea. Side effects include explosive diarrhea, headaches, drowsiness, urges to sing the German ''Sailor Moon'' theme whilst dressed as a giant banana, and near-death.
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*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
 
*'''EAS/EBS/CONELRAD''' - A cookie with a specialized flavor that makes the consumer have a sudden urge to watch videos of the EAS (Emergency Alert System), EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) and/or CONELRAD ('''Con'''trol of '''El'''ectromagnetic '''Rad'''iation).
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*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavorfor IWAY Cookies'''. '''It tastes likewatermelon Smarties.
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*'''Adrenaline '''- A combination of every single flavor for IWAY Cookies. It tastes like Hawaiian Punch to most.
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*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie made by a tribe on [[The Communist Islands of Glory]]'s 9th island. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
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*'''Mountain Dew '''- A Mountain Dew flavored-IWAY Cookie. The flavor is a green frosting covered cookie with a Mountain Dew (original flavor) flavored filling inside.
    
*'''Weed''' - A cookie made from [[Bacon|Bacon's]] bacon drugs and [[Gold|Gold's]] gold drugs that makes the consumer have a hallucination of double rainbows with all the colors mixed up.
 
*'''Weed''' - A cookie made from [[Bacon|Bacon's]] bacon drugs and [[Gold|Gold's]] gold drugs that makes the consumer have a hallucination of double rainbows with all the colors mixed up.
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*'''Dead Killer Whales''' - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away (not available in UK).
 
*'''Dead Killer Whales''' - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away (not available in UK).
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*'''Anti-Virus''' - A special edition of Marshmallow Suprise that comes with a free IWAY Anti-Virus disc.
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*'''Redwall''' - A cookie shaped like Matthias' shield that gives the urges to read the ''Redwall'' novels & related books and watch all the episodes of Nelvana's ''Redwall'' TV series.
    
*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
 
*'''Ultimate IWAY Cookies''' - A sub-brand of IWAY Cookies that are designed to more tastier and awesome than the original IWAY Cookies. First appeared in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVT4ggnHuo Danny J video].
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*Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
 
*Fighting Foodons - A regular IWAY cookie that comes with a Meal Ticket so you can transform your IWAY cookie into the Foodon named IWAY Cooker.
 
*Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
 
*Sylveon - A cookie shaped like Sylveon's head that gives you urges to make fun of just about everyone and ''everything'' and bully Bronies and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' fans. Endorsed by ProjectSNT, filling in for [[Microsoft Billy Mays]] who refused to promote the cookie.
*Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like a whopping 6-pound bucket of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
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*Billy Mays - A cookie shaped like ''a whopping 6-pound bucket'' of Oxi Clean that gives you urges to endorse anything while dressed in just a blue shirt and khakis.
 
*PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
 
*PAW Patrol - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch ''PAW Patrol'' and buy all the toys and merchandise. If eaten by a ''PAW Patrol'' fan, nothing happens.
 
*Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
 
*Rumic - A cookie that gives the consumer urges to watch all of the animes based on Rumiko Takahashi's manga and read her manga as well.
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*Waifu - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives people the urge to call any fictional lady character they consider beautiful a "waifu".  
 
*Waifu - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives people the urge to call any fictional lady character they consider beautiful a "waifu".  
 
*Toad Patrol - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of ''Toad Patrol''.
 
*Toad Patrol - A cookie with specialized flavoring that gives you urges to watch all the episodes of ''Toad Patrol''.
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*Blazing Dragons - Same as Toad Patrol, but it gives you urges to watch ''Blazing Dragons'' and play the ''Blazing Dragons'' videogame instead.
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*Power Rangers - Same as above, but it gives you urges to watch all the ''Power Rangers'' and ''Super Sentai'' shows ever made instead.
    
===HarryTehRobloxPlayer===
 
===HarryTehRobloxPlayer===
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*Donald Trump- This cookie is shaped like Donald Trump's face with orange frosting on his head. Eating this cookie will give the consumer urges to speak like Donald Trump, call CNN "fake news", call Mexicans "bad hombres", wear a Donald Trump wig on their head, and impose travel bans on Muslims. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
 
*Donald Trump- This cookie is shaped like Donald Trump's face with orange frosting on his head. Eating this cookie will give the consumer urges to speak like Donald Trump, call CNN "fake news", call Mexicans "bad hombres", wear a Donald Trump wig on their head, and impose travel bans on Muslims. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
 
*Hillary Clinton- Similar to Donald Trump, except it makes the consumer do all the shit Hillary Clinton does. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
 
*Hillary Clinton- Similar to Donald Trump, except it makes the consumer do all the shit Hillary Clinton does. Proposed by Lamboguy633.
*Brett Ambler - This flavor gives you urges to play with people you'll call "Special Friends", talk to a man with a camera, sing childish songs, interact with the Pretend Spirit, hold concerts, and some other shit. Rejected due to health & sanity concerns. May be at your local IWAY store but only if you're one of Brett's Special Friends. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
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*Brett Ambler - This flavor gives you urges to play with people you'll call "Special Friends", talk to a man with a camera, sing childish songs, interact with the Pretend Spirit, hold concerts, and some other shit. Rejected due to health & sanity concerns. May be at your local IWAY store but only if you're mentally unstable or one of Brett's Special Friends. Proposed by TheworldofBingbang32.
 
*PETA - Shaped like the PETA Bunny symbol. Made of PETA members' vomit mixed with cookie dough and a mind-controlling substance. Gives you urges to protest fast food restaurants and turn people vegetarian. Proposed by a unknown individual.
 
*PETA - Shaped like the PETA Bunny symbol. Made of PETA members' vomit mixed with cookie dough and a mind-controlling substance. Gives you urges to protest fast food restaurants and turn people vegetarian. Proposed by a unknown individual.
 
*Illuminati - Shaped like the Illuminati Pyramid. Made of everything bad, Bacon's bacon drugs, Gold's gold drugs, diarrhea, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, Rotten Baloney, shards of a Windows 8 Disk, and a mind-controlling substance. Eating this type of cookie will cause the consumer to eat Highway Cookies without side effects, kill everybody with a 360 no-scope, and install Windows 8. If the consumer leaks any information that they received from the Illuminati, they will disintegrate into ash. If the consumer eats too many, they will have a spontaneously combustion. Proposed by Midevalknight (Mideval Roblox)
 
*Illuminati - Shaped like the Illuminati Pyramid. Made of everything bad, Bacon's bacon drugs, Gold's gold drugs, diarrhea, Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms, DARO Retard Capsules, Rotten Baloney, shards of a Windows 8 Disk, and a mind-controlling substance. Eating this type of cookie will cause the consumer to eat Highway Cookies without side effects, kill everybody with a 360 no-scope, and install Windows 8. If the consumer leaks any information that they received from the Illuminati, they will disintegrate into ash. If the consumer eats too many, they will have a spontaneously combustion. Proposed by Midevalknight (Mideval Roblox)
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*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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