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*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
 
*Fire- A cookie made with spice. It kills your mouth to eat it. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Creepypasta - A discontinued flavor which is still sold in [[Mexico]]. It was the first sugar cookie in the IWAY Cookies line, with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It caused the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because of health reasons and that the fact that IWAY Corp's CEO hates Creepypasta.
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*Creepypasta - A sugar cookie with red bloody clover-shaped frosting on top. It causes the person who ate it to have the urge to read scary internet stories (Creepypasta). It was discontinued because staff feared that reading Creepypastas would inspire people to imitate the villains of Creepypastas and commit crimes. It may be available at your local IWAY store, but only if you're a Creepypasta fan or are insane.
    
*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
 
*Baloney Sandwich Cookie- Made to Taste like a [[Baloney Sandwiches|Baloney Sandwich]]. if [[Radar Overseer Scotty]] Eats it he won't feel anything, but if anyone else eats it they will get the Baloney Sandwich Virus. Rejected because of health concerns. Still available but only if you are insane, or if you are Scotty.
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*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
 
*ROFLOL - Isn't what is sounds like, because it is an evil flavor made by demonkat6669 disguised with a good-sounding name. It is a Standard Flavor, infected with strands of an unidentified virus (as of March 2012). The cookie makes the person want to take out his inner devil on someone. It was unknown whether this is a Highway Cookie, until the KK29 lab discovered that the effects were that above, and not the Highway Cookie effects. Rejected due to possible death.
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*Dead Killer Whales - A cookie made from ground-up dead killer whales that is designed as a teeth-cleaning laxative, which cleans and whitens your teeth and is able to destroy cavities and restore the teeth said cavities rotted away. Not available in the UK due to laws.
      
*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).
 
*Baloney Sandwich CookiePops: This flavor was proposed as a CookiePop but it got rejected by the FDA, apparently, Baloney Sandwich cookies are still available, but only if you are insane (or if you are Scotty).
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*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.
 
*Construction: This flavor is created using the debris from the Chicago Spires construction site. Proposed by jedi725.
 
*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Radioactive Dump: This flavor mixes radiation recovered from ROFL nukes with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
*Nickelodeon: This cookie is created by adding sprinkles that make you have a sudden urge to watch Nickelodeon every day, every minute and every second. Proposed by Sam A. Webster.
   
*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Spitter Acid & Boomer Vomit(Spitter & Boomer): This flavor is created using spitter acid, boomer bile, & IWAY cookie. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
 
*Roman Bellic: This flavor gives you urges to call people & go bowling. Proposed by Pieboy6000.
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*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Moss - A cookie made using moss taken off the roof of Microsoft Sam's Moss-Infested Tool Shed mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to how disgusting it was. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
 
*Black Widow - A cookie made using the dead body of a black widow spider found in Microsoft Sam's Spiderweb-Infested Garage mixed with cookie dough. Rejected due to health concerns. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
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*Disgusting Crap - This flavor mixes all the bad/weird-flavored jelly beans from cancelled orders of Jelly Belly Beanboozled and Jelly Belly Bertie Bott's Beans with the waste from Microsoft Sam's most recent dump in his Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Proposed by Timebomb192potato.
    
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