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* '''VSAUCELOSER VIRUS '''- The worst strain in all of existence. A TTS voice knows when they're infected when the screen darkens, and all that is left is an error that reads: "You have lost. Goodbye." Symptoms: Permanent death, universe warping, near death for the people touching the infected, cancer-like virus with no cure, trips to Hell, computer explosions, infinite ROFLcopter seizures, RSOD's, BSOD's, BIOS failure, violently extreme weather, internet problems, power outages, nuclear fallout it the site of infection, everlasting water allergies (yes, it's a real thing), temporary blindness/super diabetes, death of Vsauce Winner. Only cure: get the corpse and everyone affected sucked down a black hole, go into a parallel universe, go out of the parallel universe, get spat out of a white hole, go to hell, sell your soul to [[Satan]], go out of hell, go to the site of the virus, dump on the corpse in all directions, then wait 1 second. The victim will wake up and then eat a box of baloney sandwich-diarreha-covered Highway Cookies. Then, after they puke, dump, etc. they will be fine.

* '''VSAUCELOSER VIRUS '''- The worst strain in all of existence. A TTS voice knows when they're infected when the screen darkens, and all that is left is an error that reads: "You have lost. Goodbye." Symptoms: Permanent death, universe warping, near death for the people touching the infected, cancer-like virus with no cure, trips to Hell, computer explosions, infinite ROFLcopter seizures, RSOD's, BSOD's, BIOS failure, violently extreme weather, internet problems, power outages, nuclear fallout it the site of infection, everlasting water allergies (yes, it's a real thing), temporary blindness/super diabetes, death of Vsauce Winner. Only cure: get the corpse and everyone affected sucked down a black hole, go into a parallel universe, go out of the parallel universe, get spat out of a white hole, go to hell, sell your soul to [[Satan]], go out of hell, go to the site of the virus, dump on the corpse in all directions, then wait 1 second. The victim will wake up and then eat a box of baloney sandwich-diarreha-covered Highway Cookies. Then, after they puke, dump, etc. they will be fine.

* '''ZELDA VIRUS''' - Gives someone the urge to play all of ''The Legend of Zelda ''games until they drop from exhaustion.

* '''ZELDA VIRUS''' - Gives someone the urge to play all of ''The Legend of Zelda ''games until they drop from exhaustion.

* '''NEDM VIRUS '''- Causes the infected computer to play "not even doom music" and to have the victim get infinite kittens until they collapse from cuteness.

* '''NEDM VIRUS '''- Causes the infected computer to play "not even doom music" and to have the victim get infinite kittens until they collapse from cuteness. Only known cure: binge watch all the episodes of ''Tokyo Mew Mew'' without pauses or concerns for loss of manliness.

* '''DANTE'S CIRCLE OF HELL HANGOVER VIRUS '''- Mainly affects Virussia. Caused by putting 100-proof or more vodka into a TTS voice's computer. Symptoms: vomiting, diarrhea, bloodshot eyes, smell of alcohol, urges to watch unshmexy pr0nz, emo-like behavior, depression, weakness, vampire-like behavior (light hurts them, can't see their reflection, etc.), blindness, hypertension, extreme mood swings. Duration is proportional to the proof and amount used.

* '''DANTE'S CIRCLE OF HELL HANGOVER VIRUS '''- Mainly affects Virussia. Caused by putting 100-proof or more vodka into a TTS voice's computer. Symptoms: vomiting, diarrhea, bloodshot eyes, smell of alcohol, urges to watch unshmexy pr0nz, emo-like behavior, depression, weakness, vampire-like behavior (light hurts them, can't see their reflection, etc.), blindness, hypertension, extreme mood swings. Duration is proportional to the proof and amount used.

*'''MAJOR LAZER EDITION''' - Symptoms are identical to the Mega Gangnam Virus; Causes the computer to play songs by Major Lazer until the infected user upgrades to Windows 10.

*'''MAJOR LAZER EDITION''' - Symptoms are identical to the Mega Gangnam Virus; Causes the computer to play songs by Major Lazer until the infected user upgrades to Windows 10.

* '''DC-11 EDITION''' - Combines the DC-10 Edition and the MD-11 Edition into one. Causes the user to experience all the effects of the DC-10 Edition and MD-11 Edition at the same time.

* '''DC-11 EDITION''' - Combines the DC-10 Edition and the MD-11 Edition into one. Causes the user to experience all the effects of the DC-10 Edition and MD-11 Edition at the same time.

* '''JOHN LENNON VIRUS '''- A weak version which forces people to listen to John Lennon.

* '''JOHN LENNON VIRUS '''- A weak version which forces people to listen to John Lennon.

*'''THE EVIL YAKKO WARNER VIRUS''' - Causes someone's computer to go completely crazy. Also is super duper rare that only one recording was found, which was an attempt to use broadcast signal intrusion on Go! Animate.

*'''THE EVIL YAKKO WARNER VIRUS''' - Causes someone's computer to go completely crazy, this also plays ''Animaniacs'' clips during the period of gibberish. Also is super duper rare that only one recording was found of the initial version (which was powered by Go!Animate for some reason) which has since been lost, and even that one was a experiment.

*'''SUPER DUPER CRAZY AS HELL VIRUS '''- See the Evil Yakko Warner Virus.

*'''SUPER DUPER CRAZY AS HELL VIRUS '''- See the Evil Yakko Warner Virus.

*'''FAT VIRUS '''- Causes the TTS Voice to become fat.

*'''FAT VIRUS '''- Causes the TTS Voice to become fat.

*'''VIRUS ALERT EDITION '''- Based off the "Weird Al" Yankovic song "Virus Alert", effects include:

*'''VIRUS ALERT EDITION '''- Based off the "Weird Al" Yankovic song "Virus Alert", effects include:

*Translating all of someone's documents into Swahili

**Translating all of someone's documents into Swahili

**Making someone's television record the awful CGI film "Battle for Terra"

**Making someone's television record the awful CGI film "Battle for Terra"

**Neuter someone's pets

**Neuter someone's pets

*'''RETRO SIMS EDITION''' - It causes the victim to play all the old Sims games from the 1980's and 1990's (SimCity, SimAnt, SimEarth, SimFarm, SimHealth, SimTown, SimCity 2000, SimLife, SimGolf, SimPark, SimSafari, SimIsle, SimCopter, SimCity 3000, SimTower, Streets of SimCity, and SimTunes). The virus wears off when the user plays through all these games.

*'''RETRO SIMS EDITION''' - It causes the victim to play all the old Sims games from the 1980's and 1990's (SimCity, SimAnt, SimEarth, SimFarm, SimHealth, SimTown, SimCity 2000, SimLife, SimGolf, SimPark, SimSafari, SimIsle, SimCopter, SimCity 3000, SimTower, Streets of SimCity, and SimTunes). The virus wears off when the user plays through all these games.

*'''ZARKAYRIN''' '''BOUNCE WITH ME EDITION '''- It causes the victim to watch Zarkayrin's ''Bounce With Me'' video, while at the same time, saying gibberish and references to the ''Bounce with Me ''meme and the video's creator, Zarkayrin. Symptoms: Random YouTube TV signoff searches, increased intelligence, random websites, or an addiction to Pokemon. It is similar to the Ultimate Vsauce Rainbow Virus, but heavily modified. The only cure is to be launched on-board an Ariane 5 rocket along with the other satellites.''' '''

*'''ZARKAYRIN''' '''BOUNCE WITH ME EDITION '''- It causes the victim to watch Zarkayrin's ''Bounce With Me'' video, while at the same time, saying gibberish and references to the ''Bounce with Me ''meme and the video's creator, Zarkayrin. Symptoms: Random YouTube TV signoff searches, increased intelligence, random websites, or an addiction to Pokemon. It is similar to the Ultimate Vsauce Rainbow Virus, but heavily modified. The only cure is to be launched on-board an Ariane 5 rocket along with the other satellites.''' '''

*'''EAS TONES EDITION''' - Gives the victim a hearing test.

*'''EAS TONES EDITION''' - Gives the victim a Scottish hearing test.

*'''DENNIS ANDERSON EDITION''' - It causes the victim to shout Dennis Anderson quotes, imitate monster truck noises, and sing the lyrics to Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood & The Destroyers during the period of gibberish. Only known cure: attend a Monster Jam event, and say the TTS Wiki sent ya to the ticket booth people.

*'''DENNIS ANDERSON EDITION''' - It causes the victim to shout Dennis Anderson quotes, imitate monster truck noises, and sing the lyrics to Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood & The Destroyers during the period of gibberish. Only known cure: attend a Monster Jam event, and say the TTS Wiki sent ya to the ticket booth people.

*'''DARK WEB EDITION '''- Causes the victim to search the dark web and .onion sites with Tor during the period of gibberish and vomit 56 times afterwards due to all the disgusting and horrifying content. Only known cure: use good ol' DeviantArt fetish artist tropes and inflate yourself to a massive size. (Don't ask on how ''that'' can be the cure for a RSV strain).

*'''DARK WEB EDITION '''- Causes the victim to search the dark web and .onion sites with Tor during the period of gibberish and vomit 56 times afterwards due to all the disgusting and horrifying content. Only known cure: use good ol' DeviantArt fetish artist tropes and inflate yourself to a massive size. (Don't ask on how ''that'' can be the cure for a RSV strain).

*'''DREW PICKLES EDITION '''- Believed to have been created by [[Drew Pickles]] and his cronies in Drewland, this strain causes the victim to recite a Drew Pickles goes to video script after a brief period of gibberish until the victim smokes 55 pounds of weed using a smelly toilet brush.

*'''DREW PICKLES EDITION '''- Believed to have been created by [[Drew Pickles]] and his cronies in Drewland, this strain causes the victim to recite a Drew Pickles goes to video script after a brief period of gibberish until the victim smokes 55 pounds of weed using a smelly toilet brush.

* '''ANTI-BRONY VIRUS''' - Causes the infected user to become an anti-brony. Only cure: Watch tons of MLP: FIM until you ragequit life.

* '''ANTI-BRONY VIRUS''' - Causes the infected user to become an anti-brony. Only cure: Watch tons of MLP: FIM until you ragequit life.