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* '''SPIRIT EDITION''' - Same as above, but it's for Spirit Airlines. Lasts until the victim books on Spirit.
 
* '''SPIRIT EDITION''' - Same as above, but it's for Spirit Airlines. Lasts until the victim books on Spirit.
 
* '''UNITED EDITION''' - Same as above, but it's for United Airlines. Lasts until the victim books on United and doesn't get dragged off an overbooked flight while getting beat up.
 
* '''UNITED EDITION''' - Same as above, but it's for United Airlines. Lasts until the victim books on United and doesn't get dragged off an overbooked flight while getting beat up.
* '''DISNEY EDITION''' - Causes the computer to play the "Disney Channel Broadcast Signal Intrusion - 1990s?" video during the peroid of gibberish. Lasts until the infected user passes out or deploys smooth jazz.
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* '''PAN AM EDITION''' - Same as above, but it's for Pan Am Airways. Lasts until the victim travels back in time and books on Pan Am.
* '''BATTLE BORN VIRUS''' - Causes the computer to display the Nevada flag and to play "Home Means Nevada", the state's official state song, during which the user will stop whatever they are doing and start singing and prancing around while sniffing sagebrush. This virus was jointly developed by Microsoft and Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D, NV).
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* '''DISNEY EDITION''' - Causes the user to sing various classic Disney songs while Disney imagery is displayed on the computer. Lasts until the infected user passes out, deploys smooth jazz, or goes to a Reverend Billy sermon.
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* '''ARISTOCATS EDITION''' - Like the Disney edition, but causes the user to sing songs from ''The Aristocats'' and say quotes from the film during the period of gibberish and displays imagery from the aforementioned film on the computer. Only known cure: watch through the entire aforementioned movie without pauses for breaks.
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* '''BATTLE BORN VIRUS''' - Causes the computer to display the Nevada flag and to play "Home Means Nevada", the state's official state song, during which the user will stop whatever they are doing and start singing and prancing around while sniffing sagebrush. This strain was jointly developed by Microsoft and Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D, NV).
 
* '''REALLY SCREWED-UP VIRUS''' - The Really Sucky Virus' mentally-crazed cousin. Forces the infected to watch the Birdman Pirate TV Broadcast and 2 Girls 1 Cup at the same time during the peroid of gibberish. Lasts until the user ragequits life.
 
* '''REALLY SCREWED-UP VIRUS''' - The Really Sucky Virus' mentally-crazed cousin. Forces the infected to watch the Birdman Pirate TV Broadcast and 2 Girls 1 Cup at the same time during the peroid of gibberish. Lasts until the user ragequits life.
 
* '''MADONNA EDITION '''- A strong virus which turns to a black hole upon creation, makes all people in the world listen, have kids with, watch films, and masturbate with Madonna.
 
* '''MADONNA EDITION '''- A strong virus which turns to a black hole upon creation, makes all people in the world listen, have kids with, watch films, and masturbate with Madonna.
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* '''SPONGEBOB EDITED EDITION''' - Causes the infected user to talk like they're from a SpongeBob Edited video (for example, any other word can be replaced by words like "Marijuana" from Afroman's "Crazy Rap")
 
* '''SPONGEBOB EDITED EDITION''' - Causes the infected user to talk like they're from a SpongeBob Edited video (for example, any other word can be replaced by words like "Marijuana" from Afroman's "Crazy Rap")
 
* '''EXPAND DONG EDITION''' - Causes the infected computer to play the music from the Japanese dub of Nelvana's ''Donkey Kong Country'' show until the user watches through all the episodes of the aforementioned series.
 
* '''EXPAND DONG EDITION''' - Causes the infected computer to play the music from the Japanese dub of Nelvana's ''Donkey Kong Country'' show until the user watches through all the episodes of the aforementioned series.
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* '''CSX EDITION''' - Causes the user to say every CSX slogan while imagery of CSX locomotives and rolling stock is displayed on the computer. Lasts until the victim goes railfanning along a CSX line. This strain was jointly developed by the CSX Corporation and the NSA.
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* '''NORFOLK SOUTHERN EDITION''' - Same as the CSX Edition, but the target is Norfolk Southern. Lasts until the victim railfans Norfolk Southern's lines.
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* '''UNION PACIFIC EDITION''' - Same as above, but it's for Union Pacific. Lasts until the victims railfans Union Pacific's lines.
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