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=== Famous Quotes===
*I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my captalist Windows computer.
*No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer.
*I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer.
*I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!
*Hahahahahahahahahah [[ROFLcopter|soi soi soi soi]] rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line)
*It's my property!
*No Peelz here!
*[[ROFLcopter|SOI]]! (getting crotch kicked)
*[[Radar Overseer Scotty|RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!
*SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!
*GOD DANMIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line)
*GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]])
*Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69.
*Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!
*Don't call me Sammy Boy!
*You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].)
*Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel.
*Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!
*Kay-thanks-bye-moo.
*3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!
*God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!
*My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus.
*Yessir...........................................A**WIPE!
*Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
*Only...one...(frickinOnly...one...thing...to...respond...fully...
Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to...
*My Roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi.
*Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/diarrhea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!
*My WTFtrain goes WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga!
*Go fuck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil)
*I hate chicken fingers!
*Fasteners
*Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!
*More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583).
*Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!g)...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)
=== List of Sam's vehicles===
*LOLtrain
*ROFLbus
*[[ROFLcopter]]
*[[WTF Train]]
*LOLlermanche
*SteamLOLler
*LOLs-Royce
*Green 2009 Toyota Prius
*Nocomotive
*Nomobile
*Ford Falcon XD
*GMC Yuckon
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