Funny Signs (davemadson)

Funny Signs

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Created by	davemadson
Episodes	138 (as of April 10, 2021)
Duration	October 10, 2010 - March 25, 2011 (as dnm78part3 May 1, 2011 - March 30, 2014 (as davemadson) February 8, 2017 - present (as the real davemadson)

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Funny Signs is a series of YouTube videos created by davemadson (dnm728part3). It's merely based off Microsoft Sam reads Stupid and Weird Signs, with some new additions, such as making every TTS voice talk about a sign instead of just one character. Elements such as the Devil and She-Devil would make their reappearances in other davemadson videos. The show ran from October 10, 2010 to March 30, 2014 on his original channel. He later revived the series on February 8, 2017 and is still going as of 2020.

The No Bungee Jumping Zone

When someone throws a tantrum, the characters will get planted in the ground next to a sign that says "No Bungee Jumping," pausing the video. Sam is known for accidentally planting Dave in the ground which makes Dave very angry.

Vomit Here

When someone gets sick from a disgusting joke, one of the characters will barf into a black trash can with the words, “vomit here.”

Satan’s Kingdom

In almost every episode, Dave and his friends get trapped in Satan's Kingdom and are met with Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil. and during those segments, Dave and Sam lift their call to God and his angels. sometimes, when God outsmarts the devils, Lucifer will get so angry, he throws a tantrum, which causes him to get sent to God’s Country, but in other episode featuring Satan's Kingdom, Lucifer and Lucretia will take it too far by soiling on Dave and his friends which causes a lot of barfing. The ViD theme is played whenever Satan’s Kingdom appears.

God’s Country

When Lucifer throws a tantrum or gets defeated by God, the Devils get sent to God’s Country to face punishment which getting cleaned. God’s Country is a no swearing zone. Lucretia often breaks that rule, causing the thunder sound effect to play. The NBC Snake Chimes is played whenever God's Country appears.

List of episodes

As of February 27, 2015, File Preserver has uploaded almost all of the episodes.

#	Title	Airdate
1	Highway Punnery	October 10, 2010
2	Kids Playing Near the Edge Part 1: Kids at Play Part 2: Back of the Edge of the World	October 27, 2010	November 8, 2010
3	Special Offers	January 24, 2011
4	Hunchback Kids	February 5, 2011
5	Road Scholar	February 12, 2011
6	On Our Way to Katima Mulilo	February 18, 2011
7	Kids Don't Bounce	March 5, 2011
8	Journey to the Center of the World	March 8, 2011
9	May Be Hazardous To Your Health	March 25, 2011
10	Resistance Is Futile!	May 1, 2011
11	Apocalypse Wow!	June 21, 2011
12	Accidents Will Happen	July 18, 2011
13	Limbs Are Difficult To Replace	July 22, 2011
14	It's A Hard Road to Easy Street	July 24, 2011
15	Naked Light	July 30, 2011
16	Enjoy the Little Things	August 1, 2011
17	Mortal Wombat!	August 5, 2011
18	Get Lost!	August 9, 2011
19	Senior Animals and Junior Brains	August 14, 2011
20	Bath First, Ask Questions Later	August 18, 2011
21	Zoologically Improbable	August 28, 2011
22	Wildlife Is Not Food	September 2, 2011
23	Beat the Moose	September 6, 2011
24	Which Way is West?	September 11, 2011
25	A Night at the Arousal Cafe	September 17, 2011
26	Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles	September 28, 2011
27	Between the Peaks	December 28, 2011
28	Abad Hotel is Better than None	January 6, 2012
29	A Necessary Inconvenience	January 2012
30	The Curse of the Unknown Meat
31	The Grass is Smiling At You	March 2012
32	Road Head
33	The Other Door
34	Mind the Gaps
35	Smashed Ice
36	Do Not Write on the Walls
37	Natural Selection
38	Annoying, Schmoying!
39	Cooks with Brains	July 25, 2012
40	Don't Take Photographs Around Here
41	The Place Matters
42	Behave or Go Home!
43	Deja Vu
44	Seasons Beatings (or, The Flighty Before Christmas)	November 14, 2012
45	Do Not Feed or Molest
46	Jackass Lane	January 16, 2013
47	No Striding
48	Hazardous and Obnoxious Conditions	February 21, 2013
49	Earth Boring
50	Beware of Wall
51	Amurica	March 7, 2013
52	Raised Zebra Crossing
53	Runaround
54	Escalator Acting As Stairs	May 1, 2013
55	Free Cash	May 19, 2013
56	Ermahgerd Sherrs	May 27, 2013
57	Evening at Chez Monyou	June 1, 2013
58	Mysterious Forces
59	Beware of the Children
60	Higher Ages
61	Today is Under Construction	July 30, 2013
62	Drag Strip High School
63	Accidents Prohabited	September 11, 2013
64	Dead Trees Are Rotting	September 23, 2013
65	Worms May Chase You
66	Employees Must Wash Hands
67	Yule Love the Holidays
68	Headlight Polishing
69	The Best 12 Seconds of Your Life
70	Birdhouse for Rent
71	Friends By Accident
72	Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons	January 29, 2014
73	Grand Hotel
74	Authorized Animals
75	Free of Freedom
76	Shop for Human Rights	March 30, 2014
77	Remember Simba	February 8, 2017
78	Dwarf Tossing
79	Hotel Yes Please
80	Sorry, We're Open
81	There May Be Trouble Ahead
82	Dangerous at the Bank	March 14, 2017
83	Extraterrestrial Highway	March 21, 2017
84	Parking Can Be Fun	April 10, 2017
85	Do Not Rip This Sign	April 14, 2017
86	Know Parking
87	Helmets Recommended
88	Imaginary Friends Stay Free
89	Look Alive
90	The Force of a Thousand Tigers	May 22, 2017
91	Welcome To Muff	May 25, 2017
92	Having Fun Prohibited	June 20, 2017
93	The Outside Inn	July 10, 2017
94	Keep This Area Clean	August 1, 2017
95	Explanation Is Not Allowed	August 28, 2017
96	Absolutely Nothing	September 18, 2017
97	Exit 0	September 29, 2017
98	Worst Parade Ever	October 18, 2017
99	Grape Stompers	November 3, 2017
100	We Merry You A Wish Christmas	November 17, 2017
101	Yoga Pants	January 2, 2018
102	Unnecessary Sign Ahead	February 17, 2018
103	Psychoville	March 17, 2018
104	I'm So Angry I Made A Sign	August 5, 2018
105	Old Age Ahead	October 6, 2018
106	Zero for Zero	October 8, 2018
107	Bacon Seeds	December 4, 2018
108	Whatever	January 27, 2019
109	Tequila Diet	February 13, 2019
110	Department of Common Sense	May 22, 2019
111	Be the Fun in Dysfunctional	May 30, 2019
112	Go Thatta Way	June 3, 2019
113	Help Fight Hobophobia	June 5, 2019
114	This Room is a Disaster Area	June 7, 2019
115	Bad Jokes Ahead	August 20, 2019
116	Geology Rocks	August 26, 2019
117	Severing Our Country	August 30, 2019
118	Expect the Unusual	September 1, 2019
119	More Happy People	September 7, 2019
120	Rough and Ready	September 23, 2019
121	Corny Church Signs	October 3, 2019
122	Zombie Parking	October 13, 2019
123	Adults at Play	October 26, 2019
124	Life Is Uncertain	November 7, 2019
125	Social Distancing From the Fridge	June 22, 2020
126	Reset the World	July 12, 2020
127	Any Functioning Adult	July 28, 2020
128	Agitated & Confused	August 1, 2020
129	First Aid Lions	September 19, 2020
130	Unexpected Road	September 29, 2020
131	Sarcasm	October 8, 2020
132	Smile	October 16, 2020
133	Chicken Community	November 6, 2020
134	Are We There Yet?	January 4, 2021
135	End Torture Now	February 7, 2021
136	Once in a Blue Moon	March 12, 2021
136	Anyone Caught In Here	April 2, 2021

Cast

• Microsoft Sam as Himself / Evil Sam (126)
• Microsoft Mike
• Microsoft Mary as Herself / Kitty Hawkes (113-)
• Microsoft Anna (28-83; 133-)
• Microsoft Zira (94-)
• LH Michael (29-83; 133-)
• LH Michelle (29-83; 133-)
• RoboSoft #1 as the sound of Sam barfing
• RoboSoft #2 as Lucifer McEvil
• RoboSoft #3 as himself and the sound of Mike barfing
• RoboSoft #4 as Angela The Angel, Rhonda Raven (77-) / Nadine Falls (114) / Maya Logan (125-)
• RoboSoft #5 as Lucretia McEvil
• RoboSoft #6 as the sound of Mary barfing
• Mike in Space as the Voice of God and the sound of Mike screaming
• Mary in Space as the sound of Mary screaming
• Mike in Stadium as Mike planted in the ground (alternate)
• Mary in Stadium as Mary planted in the ground (alternate)
• TruVoice Adult Male #1 - American English (Peter) as Guy (original) Scotty
• TruVoice Adult Male #2 - American English (Sidney) as Jimmy (1-104)
• TruVoice Adult Male #3 - American English (Eddie) as Hank (1-104)
• TruVoice Adult Male #4 - American English (Douglas) as Guy (Old) / Officer Flanigan (71) / Sergeant C.J. O'Randolph (78-)
• TruVoice Adult Male #5 - American English (Biff) as Guy and Guy the White (74-)
• TruVoice Adult Male #6 - American English (Amos) as Wally Warner (77-)
• TruVoice Adult Male #7 - American English (Melvin) as Officer Flanigan (53) and Harvey Zilth (68-)
• TruVoice Adult Male #8 - American English (Alex) as Sidney (58-104)
• TruVoice Adult Female #1 - American English (Wanda) as Beulah
• TruVoice Adult Female #2 - American English (Julia) as Abby
• Natural Microsoft Sam as Microsoft Sam planted in the ground (formerly echoed)
• davemadson as himself (32-) / Evil Dave (95-) / the voice of God (32)

Signs From

• funnysign.com
• stupidstreetsigns.com
• funny-signs.com
• funnysigns.net
• signspotting.com
• headlinehumor.com
• signgenerator.org
• atom.smasher.org
• Yahoo!
• MSN
• Google
• pinterest.com
• blogspot.com
• winkgo.com
• telegraph.co.uk
• ellentv.com
• officesigncompany.com
• etsy.com
• sharenator.com
• YouTube