List of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles
Here are the list of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles and quotes in some universes.
Quotes/Lines
- "I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."
- "No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer."
- "I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer."
- "I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"
- "Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!" (his laugh line) (davemadson)
- "It's my property!" (davemadson)
- "No Peelz here!"
- "SOI!" (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
- "RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
- "SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" (davemadson)
- "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
- "GOD DAMNIT SONOFABITCH PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" (his profanity line)
- "GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..." <BOOM!> (nkrs200)
- "Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."
- "Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
- "Don't call me Sammy Boy!"
- "I can never die!"
- "You better shut up, you crazy lady." (Referring to Microsoft Mike.)
- "Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking butt mongrel."
- "Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"
- "Kay-thanks-bye-moo." (Thunderbirds101)
- "3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"
- "God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"
- "My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus."
- "Yessir...........................................ASSWIPE!" (davemadson)
- "Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)
- "Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."
- "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."
- "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"
- "My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."
- "Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/oesophagus/diarrhoea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspools/mumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!" (davemadson)
- "My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"
- "Go fuck yourselves!" (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
- "I hate chicken fingers!"
- "Fasteners" (nkrs200)
- "Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"
- "More wood! More wood! More wood!" (PixelartBuilder583).
- "Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"
- "All of your obsessions are bullshit!" (TheAudio177)
Vehicles
- LOLtrain
- ROFLbus
- ROFLcopter (soi soi soi soi soi soi)
- WTF Train (chugga chugga WTF WTF)
- LOLlermanche (ROFL ROFL soi soi)
- SteamLOLler (lolololololoooooooooooooool)
- LOLs-Royce (put put soi soi put put soi soi)
- Green 2009 Toyota Prius
- Nocomotive (nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu chugga chugga)
- Nomobile (new u u u u u u u u u u u u u crunka crunka)
- Ford Falcon XD
- GMC Yuckon (yuck yuck yuck yuck p't't't't't't't't't yuck)
- Tesla Model WHY (why i i i i i i i i i i nonononononono)