Microsoft Billy Mays
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Microsoft Billy Mays is a character shared by various TTS video creators. He's either played by Microsoft Sam himself, or is a different character that uses his voice. He serves as a parody of Billy Mays, pitching (mostly) fictional products in mock infomercials.
Products
- Diarrhea Dump Deluge
- Bottle of Air
- Temporary File Transcoder
- Friendly Taser
- Seizure Remote
- IWAY Cookies (made by IWAY Inc.)
- Butt Massaging Toilet
- WTF Train
- Anti-NSA Software (resulted in him being sent to the NSA Jail)
- Tacos
- Michael Bay Button
- Baloney Sandwich Incinerator
- Chad Earthquake laxative drink
- Computer Explosion Button (Seen in Joshua Rocha's series)
- Food Incinerator
- Cancel Explosion 6000
- Anti-NSA Shield (resulted in him being sent to the NSA Jail again)
- iTaco
- Bacon Burning Microwave (Seen in SOSOwner's series)
- IWAY CookiePops (made by IWAY Inc.)
- Compact-Portable-Wireless-Universal-Poweroutlet (seen here as Microsoft Anthony Sullivan, Microsoft Billy May's alter ego)
- User Interactivity (Used in nkrs200's, SOSOwner's, Thunderbirds101's, etc's. Series('))
- PasteAll
- VistaGlueAll
- Smart Tape
- Food For All Food Generator (nTEXTtospeech)
- ROFLcookies (RRFWE S2E2)
- Thunderbird Tower Offices
- Flex Diarrhea Dump Toilets (also presented by Microsoft Anthony Sullivan and presented by the all new Microsoft Phil Swift)
- Anime Destroyer 5000 (Seen in ElectricTTS’s series)
- LOLclean