IWAY Cookies

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IWAY Cookies

IWAY Cookies are food products widely regarded as the most enjoyed food on the planet Earth 2. IWAY Cookies as described in an infomercial by Microsoft Billy Mays as by far the best cookies ever. The product was first mentioned in Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors Season 7. They were named after the series made by Domingo0022; "Interview with a YouTuber" better known as "IWAY".

Background of origin and shipping

IWAY Cookies (except for IWAY CookiePops) are created in a secret sanctuary on Earth 2, and shipments are delivered by flight. They are usually escorted by a ROFL Air-Force Unit to ensure the cookies arrive at their chosen destination since most other foods were pretty much disintegrated in the destruction of Earth.

The cookies are shipped to Domingo's palace, as well as the Space Station blockade orbiting Earth 2 and eventually, to the IWAY Warehouses in ROFL City (where the IWAY Cookies which are not made by SOSOwner are shipped, the ones made by SOSOwner are made in the IWAY Factory at Industrial Highway, ROFL City, CA (with the exception of the IWAY CookiePops which are made in a top-secret Bakiez vault, location is not to be revealed)).

Flavors

See article: List of IWAY Cookie Flavors

Infections

In Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors (S7EP10), it was revealed that every IWAY Cookie had been infected with Radioactive Diarrhea Flu, deeming them fatal to anyone who is under the age of 19. By April 2010, all IWAY Cookies have been deemed safe for people under 19 again.

IWAY CookiePops

In 2018, in the SOS Research Labs in New York City, NY, USA, they were making IWAY Cookies, but someone had decided to make them spheres and inserted lollipop sticks into the cookie spheres, and so, IWAY CookiePops were born, They were a big hit at the IWAY Stores and they are now available in all classic and SOSOwner flavors.

Critical reception and sponsorship

The IWAY cookies were favorites of most TTS voices (particularly Microsoft Sam), and there have been people supporting the brand of cookies. This product also sponsors motzPHaragas' Speakonia talk show program "All About Batman" only in the second season.

The IWAY Cookies were so successful that, according to WSAM0TV, the meme is getting very old, therefore he does not use any IWAY Cookie-related errors in his MSSAM Reads Stupid and Dumb Errors REBIRTH series.

SUP3RNOVATJJ made an IWAY Cookie commercial for his English class.