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Here are the '''list of [[Microsoft Sam|Sam]]'s quotes/lines and vehicles''' and quotes in some universes.
 
Here are the '''list of [[Microsoft Sam|Sam]]'s quotes/lines and vehicles''' and quotes in some universes.
 
=== Quotes/Lines ===
 
=== Quotes/Lines ===
*I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer.
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*''"I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."''
*No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer.
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*"No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer."
*I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer.
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*"I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer."
*I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!
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*''"I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"''
*Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line) ([[davemadson]])
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*''"Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!"'' (his laugh line) ([[davemadson]])
*It's my property! (davemadson)
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*''"It's my property!"'' (davemadson)
*No Peelz here!
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*''"No Peelz here!"''
*SOI! (getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
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*''"SOI!"'' (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
*[[Radar Overseer Scotty|RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)
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*''[[Radar Overseer Scotty|"RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!"'' (davemadson)
*SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! (davemadson)
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*''"SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"'' (davemadson)
*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)
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*''"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!"'' (davemadson)
*GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line)
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*''"GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!!"'' (his profanity line)
*GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]])
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*''"GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..."'' <BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]])
*Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69.
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*''"Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."''
*Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!
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*''"Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!"''
*Don't call me Sammy Boy!
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*''"Don't call me Sammy Boy!"''
*You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].)
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*''"You better shut up, you crazy lady."'' (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].)
*Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel.
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*''"Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel."''
*Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!
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*''"Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"''
*Kay-thanks-bye-moo. ([[Thunderbirds101]])
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*''"Kay-thanks-bye-moo."'' ([[Thunderbirds101]])
*3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!
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*''"3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"''
*God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!
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*''"God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"''
*My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus.
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*''"My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this [[Really Sucky Virus|sucky virus]]."''
*Yessir...........................................A**WIPE! (davemadson)
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*''"Yessir...........................................A**WIPE!" (davemadson)''
*Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (davemadson)
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*''"Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)''
*Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully...
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*''"Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."''
*Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to...
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*''"Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."''
*My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi.
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*''"Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"''
*Oh [[List of words the Microsoft speech engines can't say correctly|crotch]]/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy! (davemadson)
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''*"My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."''
*My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!
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*''"Oh [[List of words the Microsoft speech engines can't say correctly|crotch]]/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!"'' (davemadson)
*Go f*ck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
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*''"My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"''
*I hate chicken fingers!
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*''"Go f*ck yourselves!"'' (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
*Fasteners (nkrs200)
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*''"I hate chicken fingers!"''
*Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!
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*''"Fasteners"'' (nkrs200)
*More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583).
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*''"Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"''
*Give, me, my, [[Tacos|TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS]]!!!!!!!!!!!
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*''"More wood! More wood! More wood!"'' ([[PixelartBuilder583]]).
*Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)
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*''"Give, me, my, [[Tacos|TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS]]!!!!!!!!!!!"''
*All of your obsessions are bullshit! (TheAudio177)
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*''"Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"''
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*''"All of your obsessions are bullshit!"'' ([[TheAudio177]])
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=== Vehicles ===
 
=== Vehicles ===
 
*LOLtrain
 
*LOLtrain

Latest revision as of 06:20, 14 January 2020

Here are the list of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles and quotes in some universes.

Quotes/Lines

  • "I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."
  • "No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer."
  • "I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer."
  • "I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"
  • "Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!" (his laugh line) (davemadson)
  • "It's my property!" (davemadson)
  • "No Peelz here!"
  • "SOI!" (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
  • "RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
  • "SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" (davemadson)
  • "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
  • "GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!!" (his profanity line)
  • "GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..." <BOOM!> (nkrs200)
  • "Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."
  • "Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!"
  • "Don't call me Sammy Boy!"
  • "You better shut up, you crazy lady." (Referring to Microsoft Mike.)
  • "Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel."
  • "Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"
  • "Kay-thanks-bye-moo." (Thunderbirds101)
  • "3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"
  • "God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"
  • "My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus."
  • "Yessir...........................................A**WIPE!" (davemadson)
  • "Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)
  • "Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."
  • "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."
  • "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"

*"My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."

  • "Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/diarrhea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!" (davemadson)
  • "My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"
  • "Go f*ck yourselves!" (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
  • "I hate chicken fingers!"
  • "Fasteners" (nkrs200)
  • "Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"
  • "More wood! More wood! More wood!" (PixelartBuilder583).
  • "Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"
  • "All of your obsessions are bullshit!" (TheAudio177)

Vehicles

  • LOLtrain
  • ROFLbus
  • ROFLcopter
  • WTF Train
  • LOLlermanche
  • SteamLOLler
  • LOLs-Royce
  • Green 2009 Toyota Prius
  • Nocomotive
  • Nomobile
  • Ford Falcon XD
  • GMC Yuckon