List of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles

Here are the list of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles and quotes in some universes.

Quotes/Lines

• "I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."
• "No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer."
• "I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer."
• "I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"
• "Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!" (his laugh line) (davemadson)
• "It's my property!" (davemadson)
• "No Peelz here!"
• "SOI!" (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
• "RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
• "SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" (davemadson)
• "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
• "GOD DAMNIT SONOFABITCH PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" (his profanity line)
• "GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..." <BOOM!> (nkrs200)
• "Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."
• "Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
• "Don't call me Sammy Boy!"
• "I can never die!"
• "You better shut up, you crazy lady." (Referring to Microsoft Mike.)
• "Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking butt mongrel."
• "Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"
• "Kay-thanks-bye-moo." (Thunderbirds101)
• "3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"
• "God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"
• "My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus."
• "Yessir...........................................ASSWIPE!" (davemadson)
• "Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)
• "Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."
• "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."
• "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"
• "My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."
• "Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/oesophagus/diarrhoea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspools/mumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!" (davemadson)
• "My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"
• "Go fuck yourselves!" (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
• "I hate chicken fingers!"
• "Fasteners" (nkrs200)
• "Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"
• "More wood! More wood! More wood!" (PixelartBuilder583).
• "Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"
• "All of your obsessions are bullshit!" (TheAudio177)

Vehicles

• LOLtrain
• ROFLbus
• ROFLcopter (soi soi soi soi soi soi)
• WTF Train (chugga chugga WTF WTF)
• LOLlermanche (ROFL ROFL soi soi)
• SteamLOLler (lolololololoooooooooooooool)
• LOLs-Royce (put put soi soi put put soi soi)
• Green 2009 Toyota Prius
• Nocomotive (nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu chugga chugga)
• Nomobile (new u u u u u u u u u u u u u crunka crunka)
• Ford Falcon XD
• GMC Yuckon (yuck yuck yuck yuck p't't't't't't't't't yuck)
• Tesla Model WHY (why i i i i i i i i i i nonononononono)