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Here are the '''list of [[Microsoft Sam|Sam]]'s quotes/lines and vehicles''' and quotes in some universes. | Here are the '''list of [[Microsoft Sam|Sam]]'s quotes/lines and vehicles''' and quotes in some universes. | ||
=== Quotes/Lines === | === Quotes/Lines === | ||
− | *I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer. | + | *''"I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."'' |
− | *No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer. | + | *"No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer." |
− | *I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer. | + | *"I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer." |
− | *I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts! | + | *''"I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"'' |
− | *Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line) ([[davemadson]]) | + | *''"Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!"'' (his laugh line) ([[davemadson]]) |
− | *It's my property! (davemadson) | + | *''"It's my property!"'' (davemadson) |
− | *No Peelz here! | + | *''"No Peelz here!"'' |
− | *SOI! (getting crotch kicked) (davemadson) | + | *''"SOI!"'' (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson) |
− | *[[Radar Overseer Scotty|RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson) | + | *''[[Radar Overseer Scotty|"RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!"'' (davemadson) |
− | *SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! (davemadson) | + | *''"SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"'' (davemadson) |
− | *YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson) | + | *''"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!"'' (davemadson) |
− | *GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line) | + | *''"GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!!"'' (his profanity line) |
− | *GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]]) | + | *''"GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..."'' <BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]]) |
− | *Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69. | + | *''"Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."'' |
− | *Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD! | + | *''"Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!"'' |
− | *Don't call me Sammy Boy! | + | *''"Don't call me Sammy Boy!"'' |
− | *You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].) | + | *''"You better shut up, you crazy lady."'' (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].) |
− | *Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel. | + | *''"Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel."'' |
− | *Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI! | + | *''"Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"'' |
− | *Kay-thanks-bye-moo. ([[Thunderbirds101]]) | + | *''"Kay-thanks-bye-moo."'' ([[Thunderbirds101]]) |
− | *3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump! | + | *''"3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"'' |
− | *God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car! | + | *''"God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"'' |
− | *My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus. | + | *''"My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this [[Really Sucky Virus|sucky virus]]."'' |
− | *Yessir...........................................A**WIPE! (davemadson) | + | *''"Yessir...........................................A**WIPE!" (davemadson)'' |
− | *Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (davemadson) | + | *''"Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)'' |
− | *Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully... | + | *''"Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."'' |
− | *Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... | + | *''"Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."'' |
− | *My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi. | + | *''"Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"'' |
− | *Oh [[List of words the Microsoft speech engines can't say correctly|crotch]]/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy! (davemadson) | + | ''*"My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."'' |
− | *My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF! | + | *''"Oh [[List of words the Microsoft speech engines can't say correctly|crotch]]/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!"'' (davemadson) |
− | *Go f*ck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson) | + | *''"My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"'' |
− | *I hate chicken fingers! | + | *''"Go f*ck yourselves!"'' (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson) |
− | *Fasteners (nkrs200) | + | *''"I hate chicken fingers!"'' |
− | *Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins! | + | *''"Fasteners"'' (nkrs200) |
− | *More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583). | + | *''"Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"'' |
− | *Give, me, my, [[Tacos|TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS]]!!!!!!!!!!! | + | *''"More wood! More wood! More wood!"'' ([[PixelartBuilder583]]). |
− | *Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz) | + | *''"Give, me, my, [[Tacos|TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS]]!!!!!!!!!!!"'' |
− | *All of your obsessions are bullshit! (TheAudio177) | + | *''"Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"'' |
+ | *''"All of your obsessions are bullshit!"'' ([[TheAudio177]]) | ||
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=== Vehicles === | === Vehicles === | ||
*LOLtrain | *LOLtrain |
Revision as of 06:20, 14 January 2020
Here are the list of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles and quotes in some universes.
Quotes/Lines
- "I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."
- "No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer."
- "I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer."
- "I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"
- "Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!" (his laugh line) (davemadson)
- "It's my property!" (davemadson)
- "No Peelz here!"
- "SOI!" (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
- "RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
- "SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" (davemadson)
- "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
- "GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!!" (his profanity line)
- "GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..." <BOOM!> (nkrs200)
- "Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."
- "Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!"
- "Don't call me Sammy Boy!"
- "You better shut up, you crazy lady." (Referring to Microsoft Mike.)
- "Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel."
- "Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"
- "Kay-thanks-bye-moo." (Thunderbirds101)
- "3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"
- "God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"
- "My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus."
- "Yessir...........................................A**WIPE!" (davemadson)
- "Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)
- "Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."
- "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."
- "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"
*"My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."
- "Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/diarrhea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!" (davemadson)
- "My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"
- "Go f*ck yourselves!" (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
- "I hate chicken fingers!"
- "Fasteners" (nkrs200)
- "Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"
- "More wood! More wood! More wood!" (PixelartBuilder583).
- "Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"
- "All of your obsessions are bullshit!" (TheAudio177)
Vehicles
- LOLtrain
- ROFLbus
- ROFLcopter
- WTF Train
- LOLlermanche
- SteamLOLler
- LOLs-Royce
- Green 2009 Toyota Prius
- Nocomotive
- Nomobile
- Ford Falcon XD
- GMC Yuckon