List of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles

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Here are the list of Sam's quotes/lines and vehicles and quotes in some universes.

Quotes/Lines

  • "I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer."
  • "No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer."
  • "I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer."
  • "I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!"
  • "Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!" (his laugh line) (davemadson)
  • "It's my property!" (davemadson)
  • "No Peelz here!"
  • "SOI!" (after getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
  • "RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
  • "SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" (davemadson)
  • "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!" (davemadson)
  • "GOD DAMNIT SONOFABITCH PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" (his profanity line)
  • "GOD DAMNIT SONOFA..." <BOOM!> (nkrs200)
  • "Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69."
  • "Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
  • "Don't call me Sammy Boy!"
  • "I can never die!"
  • "You better shut up, you crazy lady." (Referring to Microsoft Mike.)
  • "Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking butt mongrel."
  • "Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!"
  • "Kay-thanks-bye-moo." (Thunderbirds101)
  • "3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!"
  • "God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!"
  • "My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus."
  • "Yessir...........................................ASSWIPE!" (davemadson)
  • "Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...." (davemadson)
  • "Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully..."
  • "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to..."
  • "Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... (SPAZ)"
  • "My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi."
  • "Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/oesophagus/diarrhoea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspools/mumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!" (davemadson)
  • "My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!"
  • "Go fuck yourselves!" (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
  • "I hate chicken fingers!"
  • "Fasteners" (nkrs200)
  • "Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!"
  • "More wood! More wood! More wood!" (PixelartBuilder583).
  • "Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)"
  • "All of your obsessions are bullshit!" (TheAudio177)

Vehicles

  • LOLtrain
  • ROFLbus
  • ROFLcopter (soi soi soi soi soi soi)
  • WTF Train (chugga chugga WTF WTF)
  • LOLlermanche (ROFL ROFL soi soi)
  • SteamLOLler (lolololololoooooooooooooool)
  • LOLs-Royce (put put soi soi put put soi soi)
  • Green 2009 Toyota Prius
  • Nocomotive (nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu chugga chugga)
  • Nomobile (new u u u u u u u u u u u u u crunka crunka)
  • Ford Falcon XD
  • GMC Yuckon (yuck yuck yuck yuck p't't't't't't't't't yuck)
  • Tesla Model WHY (why i i i i i i i i i i nonononononono)