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| − | *I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my | + | *I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer. |
*No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer. | *No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer. | ||
*I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer. | *I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer. | ||
*I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts! | *I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts! | ||
| − | *Hahahahahahahahahah [[ROFLcopter|soi soi soi soi]] rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line) | + | *Hahahahahahahahahah [[ROFLcopter|soi soi soi soi]] rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line) (davemadson) |
| − | *It's my property! | + | *It's my property! (davemadson) |
*No Peelz here! | *No Peelz here! | ||
| − | *[[ROFLcopter|SOI]]! (getting crotch kicked) | + | *[[ROFLcopter|SOI]]! (getting crotch kicked) (davemadson) |
| − | *[[Radar Overseer Scotty|RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! | + | *[[Radar Overseer Scotty|RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson) |
| − | *SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! | + | *SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! (davemadson) |
| − | *YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! | + | *YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson) |
| − | *GOD | + | *GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line) |
*GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]]) | *GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]]) | ||
*Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69. | *Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69. | ||
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*You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].) | *You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].) | ||
*Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel. | *Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel. | ||
| − | *Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | + | *Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI! |
| − | *Kay-thanks-bye-moo. | + | *Kay-thanks-bye-moo. (Thunderbirds101) |
*3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump! | *3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump! | ||
*God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car! | *God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car! | ||
*My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus. | *My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus. | ||
| − | *Yessir...........................................A**WIPE! | + | *Yessir...........................................A**WIPE! (davemadson) |
| − | *Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... | + | *Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (davemadson) |
*Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully... | *Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully... | ||
*Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... | *Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to... | ||
| − | *My | + | *My [[ROFLcopter]] goes soi soi soi soi soi soi. |
| − | *Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy! | + | *Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy! (davemadson) |
| − | *My WTFtrain goes WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF | + | *My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF! |
| − | *Go fuck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) | + | *Go fuck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson) |
*I hate chicken fingers! | *I hate chicken fingers! | ||
| − | *Fasteners | + | *Fasteners (nkrs200) |
*Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins! | *Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins! | ||
*More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583). | *More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583). | ||
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This disambiguation page lists articles associated with the title Microsoft Sam. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article. |
Microsoft Sam (Speech Articulation Module) is the famous text to speech voice included with Windows XP and Windows 2000, who is also included in the TTS Program Speakonia and Balabolka. Sam is a speech synthesizer provided for use with applications that use the Microsoft Speech API (SAPI), known for appearing in hundreds of YouTube videos in which he sings, read errors and signs, do voice-overs, play games, directs a dozen of logos/intros, etc.
Thunderbirds101's concept of Sam. This concept is used by a few other TTS YouTubers, but other concepts exist, too.
Multiple versions of Microsoft Sam exists, which are listed in the pages below:
General pages
- Microsoft Sam (SAPI 4) (Commonly known as the Windows 2000/Speakonia version)
- Microsoft Sam (SAPI 5) (Commonly known as the Windows XP/Narrator/Natural version)
Alternate Universe pages
- Microsoft Sam (TheROFL98)
- SAPI 5 Microsoft Sam (TheROFL98)
- Microsoft Sam (nkrs200)
- Natural Microsoft Sam (nkrs200)
- Microsoft Sam (Project Nick)
- Microsoft Sam (FairPlay137-TTS)
- Microsoft Sam (Thunderbirds101)
- Microsoft Sam (TheAudio177)
Other pages
Famous Quotes
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- I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my capitalist Windows computer.
- No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer.
- I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer.
- I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!
- Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line) (davemadson)
- It's my property! (davemadson)
- No Peelz here!
- SOI! (getting crotch kicked) (davemadson)
- RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)
- SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! (davemadson)
- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!! (davemadson)
- GOD DAMNIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line)
- GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> (nkrs200)
- Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69.
- Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!
- Don't call me Sammy Boy!
- You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to Microsoft Mike.)
- Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel.
- Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!
- Kay-thanks-bye-moo. (Thunderbirds101)
- 3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!
- God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!
- My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus.
- Yessir...........................................A**WIPE! (davemadson)
- Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (davemadson)
- Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully...
- Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to...
- My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi.
- Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/diarrhea/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy! (davemadson)
- My WTFtrain goes Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF WTF!
- Go fuck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil) (davemadson)
- I hate chicken fingers!
- Fasteners (nkrs200)
- Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!
- More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583).
- Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!
- Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)
List of Sam's vehicles
- LOLtrain
- ROFLbus
- ROFLcopter
- WTF Train
- LOLlermanche
- SteamLOLler
- LOLs-Royce
- Green 2009 Toyota Prius
- Nocomotive
- Nomobile
- Ford Falcon XD
- GMC Yuckon
