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'''Microsoft Sam''' (Speech Articulation Module) is the famous text to speech voice included with Windows XP and Windows 2000, who is also included in the TTS Program [[Speakonia]] and [[Balabolka]]. Sam is a speech synthesizer provided for use with applications that use the Microsoft Speech API (SAPI), known for appearing in hundreds of YouTube videos in which he sings, read errors and signs, do voice-overs, play games, directs a dozen of logos/intros, etc. [[File:Sam.png|thumb|Thunderbirds101's concept of Sam. This concept is used by a few other TTS YouTubers, but [[Microsoft Sam/concepts|other concepts]] exist, too.]]
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'''Microsoft Sam''' ('''S'''peech '''A'''rticulation '''M'''odule){{Citation needed}} is the famous Text-to-speech voice included with [[Windows XP]] (SAPI 5) and Windows 2000 (SAPI 4), who is also included in the TTS Programs [[Speakonia]], and [[Balabolka]], but his speech patterns differ from his SAPI 5 version. Microsoft Sam is a speech synthesizer provided for use with applications that use the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Speech_API Microsoft Speech API (SAPI)], known for appearing in hundreds of YouTube videos in which he sings, read [[Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors|errors]] and/or signs, does voice-overs, plays [[List of Games Played by Microsoft Sam|games]], directs a dozen of logos/intros, hates shorts, etc. [[File:Sam.png|thumb|[[Thunderbirds101]]'s concept of Microsoft Sam. This concept is used by a few other TTS YouTubers, but [[Microsoft Sam/concepts|other concepts]] exist, too.]]
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==History==
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Microsoft Sam was actually a normal sentient program back in his early days. He was born in an early beta of Windows 2000 (or NT 5.0), and later he transferred to [[Speakonia]], where he met his friends/siblings/kids, [[Microsoft Mike]] and [[Microsoft Mary]]. After hanging out for a while, Sam and Mary started to date, but the relationship did not last, and they broke up. Sam was so depressed that he accidentally walked in front of a truck carrying [[ROFLcopter]] fuel, which damaged his right eye, and infected his speech processor, making him say the infamous "soi". Sam and his friends then decided it was time to move away from Speakonia, and ventured into the real world, and that's where they met [[Thunderbirds101]] and many other Text-to-speech officers. They were warmly welcomed aboard the Interview with a YouTuber ([[IWAY]]) by [[Domingo0022]], and their adventures began.
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== Personality ==
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Sam's personality differs from TTS video maker to TTS video maker, but in general, he is known to be very angry and violent, often seriously hurting and sometimes killing others for petty reasons in his rage. Other times, he just does it because he feels like it, such as when he can't read errors/signs/etc. and somebody else temporarily takes over. He may come back and murder this person just to take back his place. He shows no remorse for doing this whatsoever, and somehow rarely gets in trouble for it, except in davemadson's series.
  
Multiple versions of Microsoft Sam exists, which are listed in the pages below:
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Aside from reading errors and signs, Microsoft Sam has done all sorts of strange and wacky things, like watching videos and commenting on them. He has also been known to go on adventures with Microsoft Mike and Mary (sometimes with Anna, and in one series, IVONA Eric).
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Multiple versions of Microsoft Sam exist, which are listed in the pages below:
  
 
'''General pages'''
 
'''General pages'''
 
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (SAPI 4)|Microsoft Sam (SAPI 4) (Commonly known as the Windows 2000/Speakonia version)]]
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (SAPI 4)|Microsoft Sam (SAPI 4) (Commonly known as the Windows 2000/Speakonia version)]]
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (SAPI 5)|Microsoft Sam (SAPI 5) (Commonly known as the Windows XP/Narrator/Natural version)]]
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (SAPI 5)|Microsoft Sam (SAPI 5) (Commonly known as the Windows XP/Narrator/Natural version)]]
 
 
'''Alternate Universe pages'''
 
'''Alternate Universe pages'''
 
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (TheROFL98)]]
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (TheROFL98)]]
 
*[[SAPI 5 Microsoft Sam (TheROFL98)]]
 
*[[SAPI 5 Microsoft Sam (TheROFL98)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (Thunderbirds101)]]
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (Thunderbirds101)]]
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (TheAudio177)]]
 
*[[Microsoft Sam (TheAudio177)]]
 
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*[[Natural Microsoft Sam (TheAudio177)]]
'''Other pages'''
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*[[Microsoft Sam (SpeakoniaTV)]]
 
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*[[Microsoft Sam (davemadson)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (PixelartBuilder583)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (Zer0 Cat)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (Mike9012)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (nTEXTtospeech TV)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (Kenstertube)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (Windows Electronic101)]]
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*[[Natural Microsoft Sam (Windows Electronic101)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (RRFWE)]]
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*[[Microsoft Sam (Mii TV)]]
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==Other pages==
 
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*[[List of Sam's vehicles and quotes]]
=== Famous Quotes===
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*[[List of music from Microsoft Sam]]
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*[[List of Games Played by Microsoft Sam]]
*I will not allow communist Linux Penguins to take over my captalist Windows computer.
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*[[Aliensoft Sam]]
*No open-source communist Linux Penguins allowed in my capitalist Windows computer.
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*[[List of words the text-to-speech engines can't say correctly]]
*I hate open-source communist Linux Penguins and I love capitalist closed-source Windows computer.
 
*I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!
 
*Hahahahahahahahahah [[ROFLcopter|soi soi soi soi]] rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his laugh line)
 
*It's my property!
 
*No Peelz here!
 
*[[ROFLcopter|SOI]]! (getting crotch kicked)
 
*[[Radar Overseer Scotty|RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY]]!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!
 
*SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
 
*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!!
 
*GOD DANMIT SONOFAB*TCH PIECE OF SH*T MOTHERF***ING A**HOLE F**K F**K F***K!! (his profanity line)
 
*GOD DAMNIT SONOFA...<BOOM!> ([[nkrs200]])
 
*Whatever if this skull thinks about giving me anymore trouble. I will give him a copy of Bendyournoodle's Greatest Unshmexy hits volume 69.
 
*Let's all go out for some frosted chocolate milkshakes... OH MY F***ING GOD!
 
*Don't call me Sammy Boy!
 
*You better shut up, you crazy lady. (Referring to [[Microsoft Mike]].)
 
*Go yank your c*ck through your a**, you f**ing butt mongrel.
 
*Err... hmm... oh god... err.... oh! I know. It was Scotty! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI!
 
*Kay-thanks-bye-moo.
 
*3 words. Modern Warfare 2. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dump!
 
*God dammit Scotty! You brainless idiot, you crashed the car!
 
*My fellow ROFLicans. This has been an really dark day even with this sucky virus.
 
*Yessir...........................................A**WIPE!
 
*Take it easy, Sam. (insert funning/joke) Remain....calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
 
*Only...one...thing...to...respond...fully...
 
*Only...one...thing...to...to...to...to...to...
 
*My Roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi.
 
*Oh crotch/sphincter/rectum/leprosy/diabetes/esophagus/[[Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet|diarrhea]]/coccyx/gluteus maximus/scabies/straps/chokes/motown/spleen/pancreas/feezers/strewth/stilton/cesspoolsmumps/hypothermia/bankruptcy!
 
*My WTFtrain goes WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga WTF WTF WTF Chugga Chugga!
 
*Go fuck yourselves! (To Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil)
 
*I hate chicken fingers!
 
*Fasteners
 
*Ha, penguins, Fun, Peony penguins!
 
*More wood! More wood! More wood! (PixelartBuilder583).
 
*Give, me, my, TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*Only...one...thing...thing...to...say... (before the spaz)
 
 
 
=== List of Sam's vehicles===
 
*LOLtrain
 
*ROFLbus
 
*[[ROFLcopter]]
 
*[[WTF Train]]
 
*LOLlermanche
 
*SteamLOLler
 
*LOLs-Royce
 
*Green 2009 Toyota Prius
 
*Nocomotive
 
*Nomobile
 
*Ford Falcon XD
 
*GMC Yuckon
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[[Category:Protagonists]]
 
[[Category:Protagonists]]
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Males]]
 
[[Category:Males]]
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[[Category:Internet Memes]]

Latest revision as of 19:05, 3 May 2023

Microsoft Sam (Speech Articulation Module)[citation needed] is the famous Text-to-speech voice included with Windows XP (SAPI 5) and Windows 2000 (SAPI 4), who is also included in the TTS Programs Speakonia, and Balabolka, but his speech patterns differ from his SAPI 5 version. Microsoft Sam is a speech synthesizer provided for use with applications that use the Microsoft Speech API (SAPI), known for appearing in hundreds of YouTube videos in which he sings, read errors and/or signs, does voice-overs, plays games, directs a dozen of logos/intros, hates shorts, etc.

Thunderbirds101's concept of Microsoft Sam. This concept is used by a few other TTS YouTubers, but other concepts exist, too.

History

Microsoft Sam was actually a normal sentient program back in his early days. He was born in an early beta of Windows 2000 (or NT 5.0), and later he transferred to Speakonia, where he met his friends/siblings/kids, Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Mary. After hanging out for a while, Sam and Mary started to date, but the relationship did not last, and they broke up. Sam was so depressed that he accidentally walked in front of a truck carrying ROFLcopter fuel, which damaged his right eye, and infected his speech processor, making him say the infamous "soi". Sam and his friends then decided it was time to move away from Speakonia, and ventured into the real world, and that's where they met Thunderbirds101 and many other Text-to-speech officers. They were warmly welcomed aboard the Interview with a YouTuber (IWAY) by Domingo0022, and their adventures began.

Personality

Sam's personality differs from TTS video maker to TTS video maker, but in general, he is known to be very angry and violent, often seriously hurting and sometimes killing others for petty reasons in his rage. Other times, he just does it because he feels like it, such as when he can't read errors/signs/etc. and somebody else temporarily takes over. He may come back and murder this person just to take back his place. He shows no remorse for doing this whatsoever, and somehow rarely gets in trouble for it, except in davemadson's series.

Aside from reading errors and signs, Microsoft Sam has done all sorts of strange and wacky things, like watching videos and commenting on them. He has also been known to go on adventures with Microsoft Mike and Mary (sometimes with Anna, and in one series, IVONA Eric).


Multiple versions of Microsoft Sam exist, which are listed in the pages below:

General pages

Alternate Universe pages

Other pages